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Listen your raghead idiots - DO NOT BID ON MY PROJECTS!!!
annoying motherfuckers, like moths to a flame, retarded moths. they don't read job descriptions, it doesn't matter what you tell them they most assuredly have THE team who can fulfill your dreams and you will love our work most kindly sir!
i put a job up on Freelancer/GAF for a Flash animator and MikeyDDDD's animated GIF's are higher quality than half of them by looking at their shitty portfolios and the other half can't do any animation work at all yet they bid on the project and fill up the private message box with their bullshit and begging.
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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are you sure they were all ragheads? Some of them could've been kikes, niggers, or gooks.
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I tried getafreelancer and never went back. Crap in general.
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Gotta love racial slurs...
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Let's do some business!
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What about spics and dykes?
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i found a really good video editor/effects guy on there so i thought i'd give it another try.
the video editor was ............ American. not one person from North America or Europe has bid and there are 30 bids, all cow worshippers.
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anything is possible in the world of biggotry
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Let's do some business!
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LOL, you know actually... if you're going to use racial slurs, you might as well get it right. Indians and Filipinos are not ragheads.
Dots and flips?
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i'd welcome filipinos - my best Flash animation guy i've ever used is a Filipino but he vanished into thin air around Christmas time ........ with 300 dollars of mine.
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Viva la vulva!
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I never used that site, but I use many similar sites a lot and I have noticed the same thing. 90% of the bids are Indians and most of the time they do not even read the project description and just copy/paste the same generic response to everyone. There are a few exceptions, but they are rare.
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dykes aren't a race, sorry sly. You've got to do better
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Thats why you should communicate with them before you hire them. Also, tell them to show you examples of their work.
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which type of indians? casino or slurpee?
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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This is why nobody can find Bin Laden. He's busy in India applying for freelancer jobs.
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I have posted over 90 projects on freelancer.com and was always very happy
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Youre posting a job on GAF, what do you expect?
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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That's true, many of the employers on those sites are about as clueless as those offering their services.
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Pay It Forward
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i understand yep racist talk is racist talk
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What do you expect?
They're crap and looking/begging for work. Please give me a job Mutt. LOL |
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'Sanjit did a wonderful job for me, I couldn't be more satisfied with banners for our family reunion' and it's pure crap but those people aren't competing with 10,000 other paysites for traffic and sales. the reason i was so pissed and cranky was the job i posted has two parts - one of them needs a skilled Flash animation person - the other part is very simple, animated text. so this one guy, Ramaramadingdong, is insisting in private messages that he is the man for the job. I ask him to provide a sample of character animation and he provides something that looks like an animated GIF with drawings made in MS Paint. So i politely tell him that his 'style' doesn't match what i want. So he comes back and almost demands he will do the simple text animation part of the job and do it for 50 dollars. I'm feeling bad for the guy, I figure he can't screw up this simple text animation, so I say 'ok you can do the text animation'. What this forces me to do is close down the project and go create another project for the harder part. So at midnight last night he emails me to go on MSN, and sends me the three text animations and before I even look at them he's ordering me to 'please make payment sir' - and i say 'before I even look at what you've done?'. so i open these files and yes he's managed to fuck up a simple job, and he's like 'good job yes sir?' and i don't know what to say because I'm a very good hearted person and don't want to tell him it's complete crap and I'm not giving him 50 dollars, so I tell him 'give me a few minutes, i want to show these to a colleague and get his opinion' - which I do and he sees the mess, the spacing between lines is messed up, the text takes forever to run through its animation and there are weird artifacts being produced - so I come back to him on MSN and tell him what's wrong, he goes 'ok, i fix' - he goes off for 20 minutes, comes back and send me the files again, and i sigh, he hasn't fixed anything, i have no idea what he did to fix it because it looks the exact same. So i go into photoshop and show him what the final result should look like. He goes away for an hour and comes back, sends me the files again and it's somewhat better but still not acceptable. So i have to tell him again and we're already a couple hours into this and I'm feeling bad for him - i have a folder with about 15 different versions he kept sending me - by the time I finished with him it was 6 hours to get 3 simple text animations. I had told him at some stage in this arduous process of getting 3 simple text animations out of him that if he finished them exactly like the sample I gave him i'd pay him an extra 25 dollars. Which I did even though his final versions were still not great, but usable. So I tell him I'm dead tired, i'm going to bed and 'thanks, take care'. As I'm clicking the MSN window shut, I see him typing again - so i wait, 'Sir please go and make a review!' First I'm thinking i don't want to give him a review because those reviews are to help other people and I wouldn't recommend this guy to anybody. So I say 'I'm shutting down now, tomorrow i will do it' And he whines and begs 'why can't you do it now? please make a review and give me a 10'. i learned my lesson again, you get what u pay for 99% of the time. I'll use Silver Crocodile who did an animation for me before.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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![]() hire PROFESSIONALS and stop trying to penny pinch it will save you headache and make you more money in the long run. id rather pay say $3k for a project rather than $500. the $3k guy normally knows his shit. likes to be left alone. and can deliver on a date no question. the $500 guy you have to explain everything too. has no direction. and only understand a program and not the business behind it. pay extra for a business mind. you will never regret it. unless you have EVERYTHING set up point by point where a monkey can follow. but most people do not. |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Mutt your shit is fucking awesome and i dont like 99% of content or girls in porn. if you ever get someone behind you with some creative business sense you will be off. you may be anyway no idea. but just someone who understands the full setup so you can focus on what you are best at. that again is easier said than done. |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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and i meant along the lines of someone who can go ok you need this programming, this design, this goes here, you need this support etc.
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racist much? damn a whole new low for you.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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You need to learn to say no. You're supposed to be running a business not a charity.
He's wasted a bucket load of your time as well as producing something you don't like the finished version of - surely you put a price on your time?
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Almost goners..
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Stop crying, if you are looking for cheap work posting on a site filled with people like that: whatcha expect?
Good coders dont go there because they know they can get enough work at 10x the rates being paid there. |
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Try Guru.com
You can select specific countries/states/cities to get bids from. |
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Just like all Americans don't wear wife beaters and display the confederate flag on the top of their car...yee Ha Y'all! |
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that sure looked like a turban on his head to me.. and that fucker could ride some magic carpets... ![]() . |
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That's not what I said....I said that Seiks wear turbans not the rest of indians....Mutt is blanket labeling the whole ethnicity as "Ragheads" it's the same as someone using one racial term to describe all Americans.
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I need a beer
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Durka durka allah akbar!
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yeah just spammin people
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Make STACK$
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you hurt my feelings ..
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Do you really think this was the right place to post this?
According to ragheadcount.com GFY appears to have very poor reach into that market.
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I prefer to get someone local to do my graphics work, right here in my office sitting near me so I can supervise and get it knocked out. It's just too exhausting and slow to explain anything to anyone via email or icq or to send them the assets to work with via ftp or any other way.
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Yes. Of course, I can do this for you Sir. No problem.
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Viva la vulva!
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