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Mutt 07-27-2010 05:45 AM

Listen your raghead idiots - DO NOT BID ON MY PROJECTS!!!
 
annoying motherfuckers, like moths to a flame, retarded moths. they don't read job descriptions, it doesn't matter what you tell them they most assuredly have THE team who can fulfill your dreams and you will love our work most kindly sir!

i put a job up on Freelancer/GAF for a Flash animator and MikeyDDDD's animated GIF's are higher quality than half of them by looking at their shitty portfolios and the other half can't do any animation work at all yet they bid on the project and fill up the private message box with their bullshit and begging.

Coup 07-27-2010 05:59 AM

are you sure they were all ragheads? Some of them could've been kikes, niggers, or gooks.

The Duck 07-27-2010 05:59 AM

I tried getafreelancer and never went back. Crap in general.

CaptainHowdy 07-27-2010 06:01 AM

Gotta love racial slurs...

Sly 07-27-2010 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17366007)
are you sure they were all ragheads? Some of them could've been kikes, niggers, or gooks.

What about spics and dykes?

Mutt 07-27-2010 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck (Post 17366009)
I tried getafreelancer and never went back. Crap in general.

i found a really good video editor/effects guy on there so i thought i'd give it another try.
the video editor was ............ American.

not one person from North America or Europe has bid and there are 30 bids, all cow worshippers.

Coup 07-27-2010 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17366014)
What about spics and dykes?

anything is possible in the world of biggotry

Sly 07-27-2010 06:03 AM

LOL, you know actually... if you're going to use racial slurs, you might as well get it right. Indians and Filipinos are not ragheads.

Dots and flips?

Mutt 07-27-2010 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17366020)
LOL, you know actually... if you're going to use racial slurs, you might as well get it right. Indians and Filipinos are not ragheads.

Dots and flips?

i'd welcome filipinos - my best Flash animation guy i've ever used is a Filipino but he vanished into thin air around Christmas time ........ with 300 dollars of mine.

mikeyddddd 07-27-2010 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17365982)
i put a job up on Freelancer/GAF for a Flash animator and MikeyDDDD's animated GIF's are higher quality than half of them by looking at their shitty portfolios...


Ethersync 07-27-2010 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17366017)
not one person from North America or Europe has bid and there are 30 bids, all cow worshippers.

I never used that site, but I use many similar sites a lot and I have noticed the same thing. 90% of the bids are Indians and most of the time they do not even read the project description and just copy/paste the same generic response to everyone. There are a few exceptions, but they are rare.

arock10 07-27-2010 06:35 AM

dykes aren't a race, sorry sly. You've got to do better

Emil 07-27-2010 06:39 AM

Thats why you should communicate with them before you hire them. Also, tell them to show you examples of their work.

dodger21 07-27-2010 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17366020)
LOL, you know actually... if you're going to use racial slurs, you might as well get it right. Indians and Filipinos are not ragheads.

Dots and flips?

which type of indians? casino or slurpee?

ottopottomouse 07-27-2010 07:05 AM

This is why nobody can find Bin Laden. He's busy in India applying for freelancer jobs.

greg80 07-27-2010 07:17 AM

I have posted over 90 projects on freelancer.com and was always very happy

J. Falcon 07-27-2010 07:23 AM

Youre posting a job on GAF, what do you expect?

J. Falcon 07-27-2010 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 17366194)
Nobody hires anybody from NA or EU because everybody wants to pay $10 for 'google like site, we have done all the research, this should be easy for a skilled programmer. Please do not bid if it will take you longer than 5 days to complete'.

That's true, many of the employers on those sites are about as clueless as those offering their services.

brassmonkey 07-27-2010 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17366007)
are you sure they were all ragheads? Some of them could've been kikes, niggers, or gooks.

i understand yep racist talk is racist talk

Badmaash 07-27-2010 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17365982)
annoying motherfuckers, like moths to a flame, retarded moths. they don't read job descriptions, it doesn't matter what you tell them they most assuredly have THE team who can fulfill your dreams and you will love our work most kindly sir!

i put a job up on Freelancer/GAF for a Flash animator and MikeyDDDD's animated GIF's are higher quality than half of them by looking at their shitty portfolios and the other half can't do any animation work at all yet they bid on the project and fill up the private message box with their bullshit and begging.

People usually get an agency to find the right people....

Paul Markham 07-27-2010 07:36 AM

What do you expect?

They're crap and looking/begging for work.

Please give me a job Mutt. LOL

Ethersync 07-27-2010 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17366200)
That's true, many of the employers on those sites are about as clueless as those offering their services.

Very true.

Mutt 07-27-2010 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17366226)
What do you expect?

They're crap and looking/begging for work.

Please give me a job Mutt. LOL

they do fine on there, there are an endless amount of mainstream people like church groups, families, volunteer organizations, small businesses etc who use the freelance sites and they love it. you can read the reviews.

'Sanjit did a wonderful job for me, I couldn't be more satisfied with banners for our family reunion' and it's pure crap but those people aren't competing with 10,000 other paysites for traffic and sales.

the reason i was so pissed and cranky was the job i posted has two parts - one of them needs a skilled Flash animation person - the other part is very simple, animated text.
so this one guy, Ramaramadingdong, is insisting in private messages that he is the man for the job. I ask him to provide a sample of character animation and he provides something that looks like an animated GIF with drawings made in MS Paint. So i politely tell him that his 'style' doesn't match what i want. So he comes back and almost demands he will do the simple text animation part of the job and do it for 50 dollars. I'm feeling bad for the guy, I figure he can't screw up this simple text animation, so I say 'ok you can do the text animation'. What this forces me to do is close down the project and go create another project for the harder part. So at midnight last night he emails me to go on MSN, and sends me the three text animations and before I even look at them he's ordering me to 'please make payment sir' - and i say 'before I even look at what you've done?'. so i open these files and yes he's managed to fuck up a simple job, and he's like 'good job yes sir?' and i don't know what to say because I'm a very good hearted person and don't want to tell him it's complete crap and I'm not giving him 50 dollars, so I tell him 'give me a few minutes, i want to show these to a colleague and get his opinion' - which I do and he sees the mess, the spacing between lines is messed up, the text takes forever to run through its animation and there are weird artifacts being produced - so I come back to him on MSN and tell him what's wrong, he goes 'ok, i fix' - he goes off for 20 minutes, comes back and send me the files again, and i sigh, he hasn't fixed anything, i have no idea what he did to fix it because it looks the exact same. So i go into photoshop and show him what the final result should look like. He goes away for an hour and comes back, sends me the files again and it's somewhat better but still not acceptable. So i have to tell him again and we're already a couple hours into this and I'm feeling bad for him - i have a folder with about 15 different versions he kept sending me - by the time I finished with him it was 6 hours to get 3 simple text animations. I had told him at some stage in this arduous process of getting 3 simple text animations out of him that if he finished them exactly like the sample I gave him i'd pay him an extra 25 dollars. Which I did even though his final versions were still not great, but usable. So I tell him I'm dead tired, i'm going to bed and 'thanks, take care'. As I'm clicking the MSN window shut, I see him typing again - so i wait, 'Sir please go and make a review!' First I'm thinking i don't want to give him a review because those reviews are to help other people and I wouldn't recommend this guy to anybody. So I say 'I'm shutting down now, tomorrow i will do it' And he whines and begs 'why can't you do it now? please make a review and give me a 10'.

i learned my lesson again, you get what u pay for 99% of the time. I'll use Silver Crocodile who did an animation for me before.

MetaMan 07-27-2010 08:30 AM

:1orglaugh

hire PROFESSIONALS and stop trying to penny pinch it will save you headache and make you more money in the long run.

id rather pay say $3k for a project rather than $500.

the $3k guy normally knows his shit. likes to be left alone. and can deliver on a date no question.

the $500 guy you have to explain everything too. has no direction. and only understand a program and not the business behind it.

pay extra for a business mind. you will never regret it.

unless you have EVERYTHING set up point by point where a monkey can follow. but most people do not.

Mutt 07-27-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17366373)
:1orglaugh

hire PROFESSIONALS and stop trying to penny pinch it will save you headache and make you more money in the long run.

id rather pay say $3k for a project rather than $500.

the $3k guy normally knows his shit. likes to be left alone. and can deliver on a date no question.

the $500 guy you have to explain everything too. has no direction. and only understand a program and not the business behind it.

pay extra for a business mind. you will never regret it.

unless you have EVERYTHING set up point by point where a monkey can follow. but most people do not.

i've spent so much money i will have to have the most successful solo girl sites on the planet to make my money back in a year, which in the real world is ok but in online porn it's a fail to break even in 12 months . i was trying to save some and like i said 'you do get what you pay for' - occassionaly in this life you do stumble upon a great deal or somebody who works cheap who does great work but it's rare and can't be expected.

Serge Litehead 07-27-2010 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17366359)
they do fine on there, there are an endless amount of mainstream people like church groups, families, volunteer organizations, small businesses etc who use the freelance sites and they love it. you can read the reviews.

'Sanjit did a wonderful job for me, I couldn't be more satisfied with banners for our family reunion' and it's pure crap but those people aren't competing with 10,000 other paysites for traffic and sales.

the reason i was so pissed and cranky was the job i posted has two parts - one of them needs a skilled Flash animation person - the other part is very simple, animated text.
so this one guy, Ramaramadingdong, is insisting in private messages that he is the man for the job. I ask him to provide a sample of character animation and he provides something that looks like an animated GIF with drawings made in MS Paint. So i politely tell him that his 'style' doesn't match what i want. So he comes back and almost demands he will do the simple text animation part of the job and do it for 50 dollars. I'm feeling bad for the guy, I figure he can't screw up this simple text animation, so I say 'ok you can do the text animation'. What this forces me to do is close down the project and go create another project for the harder part. So at midnight last night he emails me to go on MSN, and sends me the three text animations and before I even look at them he's ordering me to 'please make payment sir' - and i say 'before I even look at what you've done?'. so i open these files and yes he's managed to fuck up a simple job, and he's like 'good job yes sir?' and i don't know what to say because I'm a very good hearted person and don't want to tell him it's complete crap and I'm not giving him 50 dollars, so I tell him 'give me a few minutes, i want to show these to a colleague and get his opinion' - which I do and he sees the mess, the spacing between lines is messed up, the text takes forever to run through its animation and there are weird artifacts being produced - so I come back to him on MSN and tell him what's wrong, he goes 'ok, i fix' - he goes off for 20 minutes, comes back and send me the files again, and i sigh, he hasn't fixed anything, i have no idea what he did to fix it because it looks the exact same. So i go into photoshop and show him what the final result should look like. He goes away for an hour and comes back, sends me the files again and it's somewhat better but still not acceptable. So i have to tell him again and we're already a couple hours into this and I'm feeling bad for him - i have a folder with about 15 different versions he kept sending me - by the time I finished with him it was 6 hours to get 3 simple text animations. I had told him at some stage in this arduous process of getting 3 simple text animations out of him that if he finished them exactly like the sample I gave him i'd pay him an extra 25 dollars. Which I did even though his final versions were still not great, but usable. So I tell him I'm dead tired, i'm going to bed and 'thanks, take care'. As I'm clicking the MSN window shut, I see him typing again - so i wait, 'Sir please go and make a review!' First I'm thinking i don't want to give him a review because those reviews are to help other people and I wouldn't recommend this guy to anybody. So I say 'I'm shutting down now, tomorrow i will do it' And he whines and begs 'why can't you do it now? please make a review and give me a 10'.

i learned my lesson again, you get what u pay for 99% of the time. I'll use Silver Crocodile who did an animation for me before.

Mutt, sent you reply on icq

MetaMan 07-27-2010 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17366390)
i've spent so much money i will have to have the most successful solo girl sites on the planet to make my money back in a year, which in the real world is ok but in online porn it's a fail to break even in 12 months . i was trying to save some and like i said 'you do get what you pay for' - occassionaly in this life you do stumble upon a great deal or somebody who works cheap who does great work but it's rare and can't be expected.

i know it is easier said than done, especially if alot is on your plate finance wise.

Mutt your shit is fucking awesome and i dont like 99% of content or girls in porn. if you ever get someone behind you with some creative business sense you will be off. you may be anyway no idea.

but just someone who understands the full setup so you can focus on what you are best at.

that again is easier said than done.

MetaMan 07-27-2010 08:49 AM

and i meant along the lines of someone who can go ok you need this programming, this design, this goes here, you need this support etc.

bdjerk 07-27-2010 08:51 AM

racist much? damn a whole new low for you.

ottopottomouse 07-27-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17366359)
// a long story //

You need to learn to say no. You're supposed to be running a business not a charity.

He's wasted a bucket load of your time as well as producing something you don't like the finished version of - surely you put a price on your time?

Jack Sparrow 07-27-2010 11:02 AM

Stop crying, if you are looking for cheap work posting on a site filled with people like that: whatcha expect?

Good coders dont go there because they know they can get enough work at 10x the rates being paid there.

kristin 07-27-2010 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 17366033)

Resembles the remark ... lol. :)

sortie 07-27-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17365982)
annoying motherfuckers, like moths to a flame, retarded moths. they don't read job descriptions, it doesn't matter what you tell them they most assuredly have THE team who can fulfill your dreams and you will love our work most kindly sir!

i put a job up on Freelancer/GAF for a Flash animator and MikeyDDDD's animated GIF's are higher quality than half of them by looking at their shitty portfolios and the other half can't do any animation work at all yet they bid on the project and fill up the private message box with their bullshit and begging.

I do flash :

samples :

http://ooaz.com

http://ooaz.com/theater/chatmem.html

marketsmart 07-27-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17366020)
LOL, you know actually... if you're going to use racial slurs, you might as well get it right. Indians and Filipinos are not ragheads.

Dots and flips?

indians wear turbans and ride magic carpets..

so technically they could be called rag heads.... :2 cents:


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sortie 07-27-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 17366025)
i'd welcome filipinos - my best Flash animation guy i've ever used is a Filipino but he vanished into thin air around Christmas time ........ with 300 dollars of mine.

And you still refer to him as the best?

Best what? Thief?

:1orglaugh

Allhdreview - Jasin 07-27-2010 11:13 AM

Try Guru.com
You can select specific countries/states/cities to get bids from.

Just Mike 07-27-2010 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17366910)
indians wear turbans and ride magic carpets..

so technically they could be called rag heads.... :2 cents:


.

wrong...Not all Indians wear turbans. Those are seiks. they are not into the Magic carpets that's the Persians and Arabs

Just like all Americans don't wear wife beaters and display the confederate flag on the top of their car...yee Ha Y'all!

fris 07-27-2010 01:01 PM

if you want anything flash related done try activeden.

http://activeden.net/author/top_authors

sortie 07-27-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17367239)
if you want anything flash related done try activeden.

http://activeden.net/author/top_authors

I don't think many people over there do custom work. But maybe I'm wrong.

marketsmart 07-27-2010 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike (Post 17367211)
wrong...Not all Indians wear turbans. Those are seiks. they are not into the Magic carpets that's the Persians and Arabs

Just like all Americans don't wear wife beaters and display the confederate flag on the top of their car...yee Ha Y'all!

so you are going to tell me that hadji from johhny quest was persian or arab and not indian..

that sure looked like a turban on his head to me..

and that fucker could ride some magic carpets... :thumbsup



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Just Mike 07-27-2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17367341)
so you are going to tell me that hadji from johhny quest was persian or arab and not indian..

that sure looked like a turban on his head to me..

and that fucker could ride some magic carpets... :thumbsup



.

That's not what I said....I said that Seiks wear turbans not the rest of indians....Mutt is blanket labeling the whole ethnicity as "Ragheads" it's the same as someone using one racial term to describe all Americans.

Spunky 07-27-2010 04:21 PM

Durka durka allah akbar!

D Ghost 07-27-2010 04:48 PM

yeah just spammin people

GAMEFINEST 07-27-2010 05:12 PM

you hurt my feelings ..

lagcam 07-27-2010 05:36 PM

Do you really think this was the right place to post this?

According to ragheadcount.com GFY appears to have very poor reach into that market.

Jim_Gunn 07-27-2010 05:55 PM

I prefer to get someone local to do my graphics work, right here in my office sitting near me so I can supervise and get it knocked out. It's just too exhausting and slow to explain anything to anyone via email or icq or to send them the assets to work with via ftp or any other way.

Supz 07-27-2010 10:06 PM

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/...ated_11197.gif

Brujah 07-27-2010 10:10 PM

Yes. Of course, I can do this for you Sir. No problem.

mikeyddddd 07-27-2010 10:14 PM


CYF 07-27-2010 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17366906)

that chatroulette game was pretty neat :thumbsup


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