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OK, so my wife rendered me completely speechless when presenting me with this (PIC)
My wife just came home and asked me if i wanted a mint.
Odd question, but sure why not..... I?m not shitting you when i say that i was speechless ![]() and happy and speechless ![]() |
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I make pixels work
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After dick... Awesome
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Looked them up on google, guys we have a pack as well
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her boss.
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I make pixels work
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Office sex... also awesome!
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I help you SUCCEED
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Some hot girl on girl action. Sweeeet
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Not as far as i know, but then again i have been fooled by some of the past pictures on GFY as well
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Cool stuff!
Have her give you a BJ with Pop Rocks sometime: ![]() ADG |
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Unless I'm missing something, why would you be happy and speechless?
It's an after dick mint and she offered you one. |
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Good thing im in Canada now huh |
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working on my tan
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cool stuff
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I heard a woman say in real life
That apparently she has this strife: To suck cock she pretends its candy Sexual favours might come in handy
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I'd be speechless too, she obviously want you to suck her dick.
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BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE - Pop Rocks and BJ can be painful!
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LoL
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Don't be a pussy - God gave you a dick...
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I'd be speechless too if my chick offered me an AFTER DICK mint, lol
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priceless stuff....Pretty good!
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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That's gotta hurt...
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there's no $$$ in porn
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pop rocks bjs are the bomb
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Just cut your dick with a razor a few times and ask her to suck your cock with a mouth full of salt and vinegar.
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You sir, have an awesome wife.
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So were they good ?? ;-)
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Hahah.. those are great.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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![]() This one comes from Zabajnikit Ariel, who borrowed the toy documented herein from an Israeli kid she tutors. Cock Mints aren?t manufactured in Israel but they are available for Israelis to purchase for their kids. And, of course, the kids love it! As you can see, its a novelty toy made to look like a pack of gum. However, when your unsuspecting target takes out the piece of gum, a silly plastic cockroach awaits him or her. What terror! ![]() |
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Work Work Work
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LOL those are really cool, some creative minds!
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LOLOLOL great
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was she giving you a hint?
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I'm speechless too!
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search for "mentos the pussy minth"
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What will they think of next?!?
Let's see... ![]() They already have a webmaster mint: ![]() Oh crap, it looks like they even have ped mints now: ![]() ![]() Another name for Ex-Lax is Bowel Move Mints: ![]() ADG |
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They need to sell mint flavored genital shower gel for men.
Sweaty balls totally gross me out... I know Im a a bit of a Diva but still... Sabby
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Anyway, I thought all people (and that includes women) like the delicious taste of Sweaty Balls. I personally deliver them each year for XXXmas (as I call it), and I've found that they make a great gift year-around. I saw an NPR show about them once and the women hosting the show practically had mouth-gasms, savoring the taste as the Sweaty Balls melted in their mouths - and you're in luck, since I think they make a mint flavor too: ![]() Kidding aside, there actually is such a product: ![]() The product is called Fresh Balls... ADG |
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I'll take a case if you sell it in raspberry.
Sabby
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