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Loch 07-21-2010 09:13 PM

OK, so my wife rendered me completely speechless when presenting me with this (PIC)
 
My wife just came home and asked me if i wanted a mint.
Odd question, but sure why not.....

I?m not shitting you when i say that i was speechless :1orglaugh
and happy
and speechless


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/...658001.jpg?v=0

Deej 07-21-2010 09:14 PM

After dick... Awesome :thumbsup

Loch 07-21-2010 09:15 PM

Looked them up on google, guys we have a pack as well :1orglaugh

BRILLIANT marketing!

http://hensandbrides.com.au/images/bitchmints.jpg

Loch 07-21-2010 09:16 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://hensandbrides.com.au/images/pussy2mints.jpg

sortie 07-21-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353702)
My wife just came home and asked me if i wanted a mint.
Odd question, but sure why not.....

I?m not shitting you when i say that i was speechless :1orglaugh
and happy
and speechless


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3108/...658001.jpg?v=0

You should be speechless since she only uses them after a private meeting with
her boss.

Loch 07-21-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17353712)
You should be speechless since she only uses them after a private meeting with
her boss.

Her boss is a hot chick so trust me i wouldent mind :winkwink:

Deej 07-21-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353715)
Her boss is a hot chick so trust me i wouldent mind :winkwink:

Office sex... also awesome!

$5 submissions 07-21-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353715)
Her boss is a hot chick so trust me i wouldent mind :winkwink:

Some hot girl on girl action. Sweeeet:thumbsup

JD 07-21-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353715)
Her boss is a hot chick so trust me i wouldent mind :winkwink:

with a cock like a "tall boy"

marketsmart 07-21-2010 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17353712)
You should be speechless since she only uses them after a private meeting with
her boss.

hello,

could you please change your sig..

my mother does not like black people.. :2 cents:

thanks,

marketsmart


.

Loch 07-21-2010 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 17353727)
with a cock like a "tall boy"

Not as far as i know, but then again i have been fooled by some of the past pictures on GFY as well :Oh crap

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-21-2010 09:29 PM

Cool stuff! :thumbsup

Have her give you a BJ with Pop Rocks sometime:

http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...cksshjoiuh.jpg

ADG

Atticus 07-21-2010 09:31 PM

Unless I'm missing something, why would you be happy and speechless?

It's an after dick mint and she offered you one.

Loch 07-21-2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17353740)
Unless I'm missing something, why would you be happy and speechless?

It's an after dick mint and she offered you one.

I secretly love the cock :anon

Loch 07-21-2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17353737)
Cool stuff! :thumbsup

Have her give you a BJ with Pop Rocks sometime:

http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...cksshjoiuh.jpg

ADG

You know what i have actually heard of that, being Euro i dont think i have ever seen them in any store :Oh crap

Good thing im in Canada now huh :winkwink:

L-Pink 07-21-2010 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17353729)
hello,

could you please change your sig..

my mother does not like black people.. :2 cents:

thanks,

marketsmart

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

TrainWreckContent 07-21-2010 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353755)
I secretly love the cock :anon

:helpme ...

woj 07-21-2010 10:01 PM

cool stuff :thumbsup

fatfoo 07-21-2010 10:15 PM

I heard a woman say in real life
That apparently she has this strife:
To suck cock she pretends its candy
Sexual favours might come in handy

LongBG 07-21-2010 11:24 PM

I'd be speechless too, she obviously want you to suck her dick.

BigRod 07-21-2010 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17353737)
Cool stuff! :thumbsup

Have her give you a BJ with Pop Rocks sometime:

ADG

BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE - Pop Rocks and BJ can be painful!

Chosen 07-21-2010 11:37 PM

LoL :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-21-2010 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRod (Post 17353951)
BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE - Pop Rocks and BJ can be painful!

Don't be a pussy - God gave you a dick...

http://content.artofmanliness.com/up...van_man_up.jpg

ADG

Fiddler 07-22-2010 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17353740)
Unless I'm missing something, why would you be happy and speechless?

It's an after dick mint and she offered you one.

lol what a response

Raf1 07-22-2010 12:30 AM

I'd be speechless too if my chick offered me an AFTER DICK mint, lol

CherryV 07-22-2010 01:02 AM

priceless stuff....Pretty good!

ottopottomouse 07-22-2010 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17353740)
Unless I'm missing something, why would you be happy and speechless?

It's an after dick mint and she offered you one.

always two ways of interpreting things :1orglaugh

seeandsee 07-22-2010 04:29 AM

fresh DICK to put inside yourself :)

CaptainHowdy 07-22-2010 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17353737)
Cool stuff! :thumbsup

Have her give you a BJ with Pop Rocks sometime:

http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...cksshjoiuh.jpg

ADG

That's gotta hurt...

u-Bob 07-22-2010 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17353740)
Unless I'm missing something, why would you be happy and speechless?

It's an after dick mint and she offered you one.

:1orglaugh

Manowar 07-22-2010 05:46 AM

pop rocks bjs are the bomb

LongBG 07-22-2010 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 17354548)
pop rocks bjs are the bomb

Just cut your dick with a razor a few times and ask her to suck your cock with a mouth full of salt and vinegar. :thumbsup

Antonio 07-22-2010 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353755)
I secretly love the cock :anon

OK, all of a sudden it all made sense

Spudstr 07-22-2010 06:59 AM

You sir, have an awesome wife.

Scott McD 07-22-2010 07:17 AM

So were they good ?? ;-)

pornguy 07-22-2010 07:33 AM

Hahah.. those are great.

_Richard_ 07-22-2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17353737)
Cool stuff! :thumbsup

Have her give you a BJ with Pop Rocks sometime:

http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/arch...cksshjoiuh.jpg

ADG

jesus christ no lol

JFK 07-22-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353711)

NICE:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Loch 07-22-2010 10:45 AM

:1orglaugh

This one comes from Zabajnikit Ariel, who borrowed the toy documented herein from an Israeli kid she tutors.

Cock Mints aren?t manufactured in Israel but they are available for Israelis to purchase for their kids. And, of course, the kids love it! As you can see, its a novelty toy made to look like a pack of gum. However, when your unsuspecting target takes out the piece of gum, a silly plastic cockroach awaits him or her. What terror!

http://zabaj.files.wordpress.com/200...ront.jpg?w=450

John-ACWM 07-22-2010 12:12 PM

LOL those are really cool, some creative minds!

Serial Pervert 07-22-2010 12:33 PM

LOLOLOL great

PornMD 07-22-2010 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17353708)
Looked them up on google, guys we have a pack as well :1orglaugh

BRILLIANT marketing!

http://hensandbrides.com.au/images/bitchmints.jpg

There we go! :thumbsup

icymelon 07-22-2010 04:21 PM

was she giving you a hint?

michael.kickass 07-22-2010 04:26 PM

I'm speechless too!

Loch 07-22-2010 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icymelon (Post 17356299)
was she giving you a hint?

http://rupyb.com/images/gallery/rupy...-did-there.jpg

HomerSimpson 07-22-2010 09:22 PM

search for "mentos the pussy minth"

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-22-2010 09:47 PM

What will they think of next?!?

Let's see...

http://www.philosophersguild.com/pics/0258.jpg

They already have a webmaster mint:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvV...Bacon+Mint.jpg

Oh crap, it looks like they even have ped mints now: :helpme

http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sit..._mints_450.jpg

Another name for Ex-Lax is Bowel Move Mints: :Oh crap

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...YCOLON/245.jpg

ADG

Sabby 07-22-2010 10:29 PM

They need to sell mint flavored genital shower gel for men.

Sweaty balls totally gross me out...

I know Im a a bit of a Diva but still...


Sabby:)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-22-2010 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17356880)
They need to sell mint flavored genital shower gel for men.

Sweaty balls totally gross me out...

I know Im a a bit of a Diva but still...


Sabby:)

I heart Divas (specially the Asian type)... :)

Anyway, I thought all people (and that includes women) like the delicious taste of Sweaty Balls. I personally deliver them each year for XXXmas (as I call it), and I've found that they make a great gift year-around.

I saw an NPR show about them once and the women hosting the show practically had mouth-gasms, savoring the taste as the Sweaty Balls melted in their mouths - and you're in luck, since I think they make a mint flavor too:

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/ar...222394-000.jpg

Kidding aside, there actually is such a product:

http://www.cherrybombed.com/wp-conte...WEATYBALLS.png

The product is called Fresh Balls...

ADG

Sabby 07-22-2010 10:44 PM

I'll take a case if you sell it in raspberry.


Sabby:)


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