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Old 07-12-2010, 06:44 PM   #1
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i did smth silly - and fainted (not for the weak at heart)

so ... i had this fucking jammed hair-root filled with some yellowish-white matter (not pus - it was semi-solid) on my left nut; been there for quite some time and i never really cared much about it becoz it didnt hurt at all - it was just not nice to look at but today i got mad about it and gave it a MAJOR squeeze - which caused it to bleed - BELOW that yellowish-white matter ... now that shit was right below the upper skin ... what now i thot? it didnt crack but kept bleeding rats, i grabbed a needle and - rammed it right thru and pulled ... holy smoke! that pain was pretty severe but bearable ... now i was able to squeeze that crap outta its cave - it was about 6mm (0.2 inches) in diameter; pure disgrace! after using some tissue to wipe off the blood and calm the bleeding i had that silly idea to use after shave (the only hard alcohol in my flat) for desinfection ... oh boy! as soon as i poored it over the hole my "surgery" left i was in shock and fainted for maybe two minutes ... GEEZUZ, THAT was horrible pain ... my advise: DONT DO THIS AT HOME!

people post disgusting stuff here, eh?
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:58 PM   #2
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:05 PM   #3
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You are talking about hair on the skin of your balls? Nothing is wrong with the insides of your nuts? Good. I wish you all good health.
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:07 PM   #4
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You should let a doctor do that sort of thing
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:43 PM   #5
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holy christ that would have hurt
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:48 PM   #6
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pics or it didnt' happen
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:49 PM   #7
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If you would have kept your crotch clean in the first place this never would have happened.
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:51 PM   #8
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a shower once a year does wonders
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Old 07-12-2010, 07:55 PM   #9
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pics or it didnt' happen
my thoughts exactly
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:35 PM   #10
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pics or it didnt' happen
Nooooooooooooooo

Can't we just believe him instead
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:13 PM   #11
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:23 PM   #12
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Man go to a doctor and check that out.
your balls can get infected really bad...
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:30 AM   #13
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Has nothing to do with it
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Old 07-13-2010, 12:56 AM   #14
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Old 07-13-2010, 03:30 AM   #15
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On your birthday - whether you need it or not
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Old 07-13-2010, 04:27 AM   #16
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Has nothing to do with it
rite ... if it had smth to do with hygiene no-one wud ever have pimples
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Old 07-13-2010, 05:06 AM   #17
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Next time go for the deep heat.
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