i did smth silly - and fainted (not for the weak at heart)
 

so ... i had this fucking jammed hair-root filled with some yellowish-white matter (not pus - it was semi-solid) on my left nut; been there for quite some time and i never really cared much about it becoz it didnt hurt at all - it was just not nice to look at :disgust but today i got mad about it and gave it a MAJOR squeeze - which caused it to bleed - BELOW that yellowish-white matter ... now that shit was right below the upper skin ... what now i thot? it didnt crack but kept bleeding :Oh crap rats, i grabbed a needle and - rammed it right thru and pulled ... holy smoke! that pain was pretty severe but bearable ... now i was able to squeeze that crap outta its cave - it was about 6mm (0.2 inches) in diameter; pure disgrace! after using some tissue to wipe off the blood and calm the bleeding i had that silly idea to use after shave (the only hard alcohol in my flat) for desinfection ... oh boy! as soon as i poored it over the hole my "surgery" left i was in shock and fainted for maybe two minutes ... GEEZUZ, THAT was horrible pain ... my advise: DONT DO THIS AT HOME!

people post disgusting stuff here, eh? :pimp

don't put aftershave on your giblets

You are talking about hair on the skin of your balls? Nothing is wrong with the insides of your nuts? Good. I wish you all good health.

You should let a doctor do that sort of thing

holy christ that would have hurt :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pics or it didnt' happen :)

If you would have kept your crotch clean in the first place this never would have happened.

a shower once a year does wonders :Graucho

my thoughts exactly

Nooooooooooooooo

Can't we just believe him instead :helpme

this.

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Man go to a doctor and check that out.
your balls can get infected really bad...

Has nothing to do with it :)

Next time use NAir

On your birthday - whether you need it or not :upsidedow

rite ... if it had smth to do with hygiene no-one wud ever have pimples :error

Next time go for the deep heat.