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adultsitecms · 07-09-2010, 08:27 AM

Paul the Psychic Octopus lives in a German aquarium and correctly predicted the outcome of every single match of Germany's now-ended World Cup run. He predicted Spain would defeat Germany; Spain beat Germany today. Six outta six for Paul! UPDATE:

Math genius Hamilton Nolan tells us the probability of Paul correctly guessing the results of all six matches is less than 2%. Paul the Octopus for Supreme Ruler of the World 2012.

Like all great geniuses, Paul the psychic octopus who predicts the outcomes of Germany's soccer matches is tortured: Argentinian soccer fans who blame their team's loss on him have threatened to cook and eat him.

Paul has been Germany's soccer oracle since 2008. Now, with a perfect World Cup prediction record, Paul's fame is growing?but so, too, are the death threats. The Telegraph reports that enraged Argentinians have threatened to eat Paul as vengeance for Germany's defeat of their team, and even Germanophiles are contemplating braising Paul with olive oil and Spanish paprika, as punishment for predicting his team would lose to Spain.

This was based from here and here. What has the world come up to?

Caligari · 07-09-2010, 08:33 AM

Man he is screwed to be living in a German aquarium! Someones gotta get that guy outta there!

fatfoo · 07-09-2010, 11:17 AM

Paul is very smart.
A squid is another interesting animal.

07-09-2010, 08:27 AM	#1
adultsitecms Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 624	Paul the Psychic Octopus Paul the Psychic Octopus lives in a German aquarium and correctly predicted the outcome of every single match of Germany's now-ended World Cup run. He predicted Spain would defeat Germany; Spain beat Germany today. Six outta six for Paul! UPDATE: Math genius Hamilton Nolan tells us the probability of Paul correctly guessing the results of all six matches is less than 2%. Paul the Octopus for Supreme Ruler of the World 2012. Like all great geniuses, Paul the psychic octopus who predicts the outcomes of Germany's soccer matches is tortured: Argentinian soccer fans who blame their team's loss on him have threatened to cook and eat him. Paul has been Germany's soccer oracle since 2008. Now, with a perfect World Cup prediction record, Paul's fame is growing?but so, too, are the death threats. The Telegraph reports that enraged Argentinians have threatened to eat Paul as vengeance for Germany's defeat of their team, and even Germanophiles are contemplating braising Paul with olive oil and Spanish paprika, as punishment for predicting his team would lose to Spain. This was based from here and here. What has the world come up to? __________________

07-09-2010, 08:33 AM	#2
Caligari Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 5,414	Man he is screwed to be living in a German aquarium! Someones gotta get that guy outta there! __________________ ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay ------------------------------------------------ Animal Rescue Click Here to Feed An Animal for Free

07-09-2010, 11:17 AM	#3
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Paul is very smart. A squid is another interesting animal. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]