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p1mpdogg · 01-03-2003, 05:16 PM

when i was a kid i did some fucked up shit..

shaved my eyebrows off.

burnt an entire field down playing with matches.

burnt 32 acres down with a motov cocktail that got out of control(bottle filled with gas).

stole a .357 handgun out of some dudes truck when i was 9 yrs old.

took a metal pipe to the neighbors porche cause i was bored ( grounded for 6 months).

shit my pants in the 3rd grade.

almost blew up my house when i was playing with matches near a open gas can. ( was experimenting ).

went into a super market with my back pack in the 6th grade and loaded up on 4 boxes of Topps baseball cards.

brought a fake grenade to school (4th grade).

ahh there is much more.. but these are the highlights..

greentea · 01-03-2003, 05:17 PM

what else?

Fletch XXX · 01-03-2003, 05:18 PM

All that and never set anything religious on fire?

You're good, but you lack direction.

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In some places you only get fines for burning down churches.

RedShoe · 01-03-2003, 05:18 PM

I see a history of fire...

Chong · 01-03-2003, 05:19 PM

dude, you rule

GTS Mark · 01-03-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
when i was a kid i did some fucked up shit..

shaved my eyebrows off.

burnt an entire field down playing with matches.

burnt 32 acres down with a motov cocktail that got out of control(bottle filled with gas).

stole a .357 handgun out of some dudes truck when i was 9 yrs old.

took a metal pipe to the neighbors porche cause i was bored ( grounded for 6 months).

shit my pants in the 3rd grade.

almost blew up my house when i was playing with matches near a open gas can. ( was experimenting ).

went into a super market with my back pack in the 6th grade and loaded up on 4 boxes of Topps baseball cards.

brought a fake grenade to school (4th grade).

ahh there is much more.. but these are the highlights..

And I am promoting you guys? Jeeeesh!

DH

multisexsite · 01-03-2003, 05:20 PM

sounds to me like a troubled youth

p1mpdogg · 01-03-2003, 05:23 PM

yeah i have a bad history with fire.. from like age 6-12.. I was a nightmare kid...

breaking into cars in the 6th grade on school nights.. would sneakl out and go meet my friend up the street, and we would goto each car on teh block, walk upto it, open the door and take whatever looked good.. we would always call it a night when we got to the car that had an alarm..

i cant say i ever defamed any religious things.. not sure why though.. I should have

crawling into a man hole in the street and going all over my neighborhood under ground in those concrete pipes about 12"- 12 1/2" wide.. thats some scary shit if you think about it.. cause once you are 1/2 way in, there is no turning back.. you cant just turn around in a pipe like that.. if i got stuck, there wouldnt be no more pimpdog

let me think of some more shit.

Jakke PNG · 01-03-2003, 05:24 PM

Nice list.

What I've done.

- I've shaven all my hair off, and I mean ALL.
- I've shaven all of my passed out friend's hair off
- I've taken a car, beaten it to pieces with rocks, tore of the doors and motor, and left it by a railroad track.
- I've passed out in a pretty cold swimming pool for over 2 hours(boy were my nuts hurt for days)

..that's what I did last year, my memory doesn't take me longer..
except, that I took a tattoo when drunk while I was in the army, and the next day I threw up on my commanding officer. Fun.

galleriesx · 01-03-2003, 05:28 PM

I went to the church without mom and dad approval

Socks · 01-03-2003, 05:28 PM

I took apart a drill into pieces while it was still plugged into the wall when I was 6 or 7

Plugged in an oldschool barbecue thingy (for lighting charcoal I imagine) while holding onto the element to see how quickly it heats up - note - too fast.

Left my mom's brand new stainless steel kettle from Argentina on the stove, left home, came back an hour or so later, the entire thing was glowing orange when I got back and going TING TING TING TING TING TING heheh.. no water left.

Turned the thermostat up before I left the house for school because I wanted it to be warm when I got out of the shower.. Forgot to turn it down, left for school, came home at around 4pm, got hit with a heat wave opening the door, struggled through the house to turn it off.. It was 34 degrees celsius in the house.. I could see the "waves of heat" all around me..

Melted the wires on the furnace, had to buy a new one.

Got my arm pulled through the gears of our boat trailer hitch

Fell on a wood stove up north during march break, 2nd degree burns on both palms of my hands, didn't see a doctor for a week. Had to cross country ski in and out for about a mile and a half to get to the car.

Slept through a hail storm in a tent, it collapsed on me, my entire sleeping bag was so wet you could wring the water out. Storm was at 4-5 AM, I woke up at 11 AM.

Was late almost 4 hours to an investment meeting when I was 18 for $250,000. Still got the money.

Satan · 01-03-2003, 05:29 PM

Burnt out the bush part of a beach.
burnt out a huge tree on a golf coarse.
blew up a number of sheds (home made exsplosives)
almost blew me up.
sold homemade rockets and explosives at school.
decided to joy ride in a quarry bulldozer and rolled it.
pissed in the central water supply for my own area. lol

just a few of the highlights, before I reached 16yrs.

Libertine · 01-03-2003, 05:29 PM

I...

...burnt down part of the school gym
...set fire to a house under construction
...fed endangered frogs to my cat
...hunted sheep with a real spear
...made another kid eat maggots
...beat another kid into the hospital
...put styrofoam in a car's gas tank
...fought a "holy war" against ants (gas, matches, boom)
...put bricks on railroad tracks
...stole plants from a greenery and tried to sell them
...jumped through one of the windows at my school
...shot needle-pointed darts at ducks
...pretty much was a complete asshole.

Edit: this all happened when I was 7-9 years old.

Socks · 01-03-2003, 05:31 PM

Oh, one more.. Did blotter acid... Then did liquid acid.. Met a cat named Night Rider, threw a picnic table off a cliff, and burnt a full 26 of rum just to watch the bottle explode.. sigh.

p1mpdogg · 01-03-2003, 05:33 PM

Oh shit i forgot this one.. cant belive i didnt remember it till just now..

7th grade, close to 4th of july.. dead of summer in texas.. was shooting roman candles and bottle rockets over a huge cement wall.. (was near a freeway).. needless to say, we thought it would be pretty cool to shoot shit over the wall into traffic..

long story short.. we heard a bunch of tires skidding, and cars crashing.... so we split pretty fast, and never looked back.. It didnt make the news.. so i dont think anyone got hurt.. I still feel bad about that one.. god i was a dumb kid.. hard to believe im still alive.

another good one was throwing eggs and water ballons at oncomming traffic from the side of the road behind a fence.. throwing shit like it was hand grenades.. gos that was the shit, until one guy got so pissed, he actually turned around and found us.. took us to our parents.. and man, I got the shit beat out of me for that one... I deserved it though.. lesson learned on that one.. never stay in one place for too long.. you will always get caught.

Satan · 01-03-2003, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I...

...burnt down part of the school gym
...set fire to a house under construction
...fed endangered frogs to my cat
...hunted sheep with a real spear
...made another kid eat maggots
...beat another kid into the hospital
...put styrofoam in a car's gas tank
...fought a "holy war" against ants (gas, matches, boom)
...put bricks on railroad tracks
...stole plants from a greenery and tried to sell them
...jumped through one of the windows at my school
...shot needle-pointed darts at ducks
...pretty much was a complete asshole.

Edit: this all happened when I was 7-9 years old.

Are we confessing sins?

Jakke PNG · 01-03-2003, 05:38 PM

Ahah.. when I was like 6 me and my friend pissed in some plastic bags and threw them at people from my balcony... man we were nasty. Also, we sat by the freeway and tossed mud and rocks at cars, and in the winter we would drop big pieces of glass on cars from freeway overwalks.

I'd hate myself if I wasn't me.

p1mpdogg · 01-03-2003, 05:38 PM

had the fire dept come to my house once cause i had a pair of REAL handcuffs locked on my wrists (4th grade).. my stupid friend didnt tell me he didnt have a key for them.. so they came and cut them off with bolt cutters.. that drew alot of attention.. my poor mom... hehe

Libertine · 01-03-2003, 05:47 PM

12-16 years old:

I...

...baked a spacecake and took it to school. One of my friends suddenly stood up during class saying "I'm flying, I'm flying". One of my teachers also ate quite a bit of it.
...had sex with a girl in the school cafeteria. We got caught.
...had sex with a girl in a class room. We got caught.
...skipped school for 4 months to spend "quality time" with my new girlfriend. Wrote fake notes from my mother to make the principal think I was sick. He found out.
...had sex with a girl while a guy who had been in love with her for years was sitting on the side of the bed watching in horror.
...got a blowjob in the middle of a full bar.
...gave a girl her very first kiss ever after spending several hours in the toilet puking my guts out.
...smoked a joint in class.
...threw burning paper planes at a teacher.
...threw chewed bread at a teacher.
...shot pencils into the ceiling of the class room.
...didn't get kicked out of school once.

Pipecrew · 01-03-2003, 06:11 PM

Antisocial Cognititons
Antisocial Peers
History of Antisocial Attitudes

Welcome to a problem childhood, You will be in prison before you are 30

p1mpdogg · 01-03-2003, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Antisocial Cognititons
Antisocial Peers
History of Antisocial Attitudes

Welcome to a problem childhood, You will be in prison before you are 30

been there done that... you live and learn, that is the difference between myself and a psychopath...

Libertine · 01-03-2003, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Antisocial Cognititons
Antisocial Peers
History of Antisocial Attitudes

Welcome to a problem childhood, You will be in prison before you are 30

What does being a rebellious kid have to do with being in prison at 30? I personally was quite rebellious as a kid, but over the past years that has changed quite a bit. I think that goes for many people.

Pipecrew · 01-03-2003, 06:28 PM

everything you learn and everything that influences you as you child is dependent on certain factors...Pimpdog has probably learnt them in prison rehabilitation programs

Nick · 01-03-2003, 06:30 PM

I was running porn sites at 16.. Does that count? Those were the days when Xpics was paying 18 cents per raw and meta tags actually worked.. Before fucking frontpage turned every mornon into a webmaster.. It was GREAT!

I always gotta kick out of making the 18+ warning pages.. It was nice sitting in highschool knowing that people all over the world were jerking off to my sites..

I'm 21 now.. and a hardened vet..

Socks · 01-03-2003, 09:47 PM

I did some cashclick (clickcash?) clickbucks? Whatever.. per click IRC spamming in 1996 when I was 16.. i set up 2 eggdrops. One would join a bunch of channels and msg the other the nicknames of the people in the channel. Then that one would rely my address to the user. I'd set them up on a bunch of IRC networks and let it go.. It worked for a bit.. Then I started MyDesktop.com and 12 other sites with some friends and forgot about porn for a while..

PerfectionGirls · 01-03-2003, 10:44 PM

This is the most disturbing thread I think I have ever read. haha

UnseenWorld · 01-03-2003, 11:16 PM

When I was 16, I got a job with a neighbor working as an ambulance attendant. I think (I was told) he was a heroin addict. Anyway, two trips stick out in my mind. On one trip, we picked up a guy who was having a heart attack. The driver gave me an inadequate briefing on using the oxygen, so I may have actually made the man's condition worse rather than better. I think he was dead when we got to the hospital.

On another occasion, we had to pick up a body from the morgue and take it to a funeral home. I had never seen an autopsy before and even so, I don't know why they didn't close the guy back up. I quit after that run.

Rep · 01-03-2003, 11:20 PM

the only 16 year old who got caught trying to build a crystal meth lab in chem class after school.

Morgan · 01-03-2003, 11:44 PM

One time I was at my cousin's house and they had pet rabbits. These two younger kids lived next door and we always tormented them. One day... my Aunt baked a fresh batch of muffins. My cousin and I went to the rabbit cage and scooped out a bunch of rabbit shit and started poking them into the muffins. They looked just like chocolate chip muffins and we gave them to the kids next door. Funny thing was, the kids didnt even notice until after like 3 or 4 bites each. Needless to say, they hated us ever since and the parents werent happy either.

Oh ya...
and one time I sent boneprone a box of almond roca which was actually cat shit covered in kitty litter.

01-03-2003, 05:16 PM	#1
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	when you were young.. when i was a kid i did some fucked up shit.. shaved my eyebrows off. burnt an entire field down playing with matches. burnt 32 acres down with a motov cocktail that got out of control(bottle filled with gas). stole a .357 handgun out of some dudes truck when i was 9 yrs old. took a metal pipe to the neighbors porche cause i was bored ( grounded for 6 months). shit my pants in the 3rd grade. almost blew up my house when i was playing with matches near a open gas can. ( was experimenting ). went into a super market with my back pack in the 6th grade and loaded up on 4 boxes of Topps baseball cards. brought a fake grenade to school (4th grade). ahh there is much more.. but these are the highlights.. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

01-03-2003, 05:17 PM	#2
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01-03-2003, 05:18 PM	#3
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01-03-2003, 05:18 PM	#4
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01-03-2003, 05:23 PM	#8
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	yeah i have a bad history with fire.. from like age 6-12.. I was a nightmare kid... breaking into cars in the 6th grade on school nights.. would sneakl out and go meet my friend up the street, and we would goto each car on teh block, walk upto it, open the door and take whatever looked good.. we would always call it a night when we got to the car that had an alarm.. i cant say i ever defamed any religious things.. not sure why though.. I should have crawling into a man hole in the street and going all over my neighborhood under ground in those concrete pipes about 12"- 12 1/2" wide.. thats some scary shit if you think about it.. cause once you are 1/2 way in, there is no turning back.. you cant just turn around in a pipe like that.. if i got stuck, there wouldnt be no more pimpdog let me think of some more shit. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

01-03-2003, 05:19 PM	#5
Chong Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 1,584	dude, you rule

01-03-2003, 05:20 PM	#7
multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	sounds to me like a troubled youth

01-03-2003, 05:24 PM	#9
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Nice list. What I've done. - I've shaven all my hair off, and I mean ALL. - I've shaven all of my passed out friend's hair off - I've taken a car, beaten it to pieces with rocks, tore of the doors and motor, and left it by a railroad track. - I've passed out in a pretty cold swimming pool for over 2 hours(boy were my nuts hurt for days) ..that's what I did last year, my memory doesn't take me longer.. except, that I took a tattoo when drunk while I was in the army, and the next day I threw up on my commanding officer. Fun. __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-03-2003, 05:28 PM	#10
galleriesx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 108	I went to the church without mom and dad approval

01-03-2003, 05:28 PM	#11
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I took apart a drill into pieces while it was still plugged into the wall when I was 6 or 7 Plugged in an oldschool barbecue thingy (for lighting charcoal I imagine) while holding onto the element to see how quickly it heats up - note - too fast. Left my mom's brand new stainless steel kettle from Argentina on the stove, left home, came back an hour or so later, the entire thing was glowing orange when I got back and going TING TING TING TING TING TING heheh.. no water left. Turned the thermostat up before I left the house for school because I wanted it to be warm when I got out of the shower.. Forgot to turn it down, left for school, came home at around 4pm, got hit with a heat wave opening the door, struggled through the house to turn it off.. It was 34 degrees celsius in the house.. I could see the "waves of heat" all around me.. Melted the wires on the furnace, had to buy a new one. Got my arm pulled through the gears of our boat trailer hitch Fell on a wood stove up north during march break, 2nd degree burns on both palms of my hands, didn't see a doctor for a week. Had to cross country ski in and out for about a mile and a half to get to the car. Slept through a hail storm in a tent, it collapsed on me, my entire sleeping bag was so wet you could wring the water out. Storm was at 4-5 AM, I woke up at 11 AM. Was late almost 4 hours to an investment meeting when I was 18 for $250,000. Still got the money.

01-03-2003, 05:29 PM	#12
Satan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,626	Burnt out the bush part of a beach. burnt out a huge tree on a golf coarse. blew up a number of sheds (home made exsplosives) almost blew me up. sold homemade rockets and explosives at school. decided to joy ride in a quarry bulldozer and rolled it. pissed in the central water supply for my own area. lol just a few of the highlights, before I reached 16yrs. __________________ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

01-03-2003, 05:29 PM	#13
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	I... ...burnt down part of the school gym ...set fire to a house under construction ...fed endangered frogs to my cat ...hunted sheep with a real spear ...made another kid eat maggots ...beat another kid into the hospital ...put styrofoam in a car's gas tank ...fought a "holy war" against ants (gas, matches, boom) ...put bricks on railroad tracks ...stole plants from a greenery and tried to sell them ...jumped through one of the windows at my school ...shot needle-pointed darts at ducks ...pretty much was a complete asshole. Edit: this all happened when I was 7-9 years old. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/ Last edited by Libertine; 01-03-2003 at 05:32 PM..

01-03-2003, 05:31 PM	#14
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Oh, one more.. Did blotter acid... Then did liquid acid.. Met a cat named Night Rider, threw a picnic table off a cliff, and burnt a full 26 of rum just to watch the bottle explode.. sigh.

01-03-2003, 05:33 PM	#15
p1mpdogg Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 16,714	Oh shit i forgot this one.. cant belive i didnt remember it till just now.. 7th grade, close to 4th of july.. dead of summer in texas.. was shooting roman candles and bottle rockets over a huge cement wall.. (was near a freeway).. needless to say, we thought it would be pretty cool to shoot shit over the wall into traffic.. long story short.. we heard a bunch of tires skidding, and cars crashing.... so we split pretty fast, and never looked back.. It didnt make the news.. so i dont think anyone got hurt.. I still feel bad about that one.. god i was a dumb kid.. hard to believe im still alive. another good one was throwing eggs and water ballons at oncomming traffic from the side of the road behind a fence.. throwing shit like it was hand grenades.. gos that was the shit, until one guy got so pissed, he actually turned around and found us.. took us to our parents.. and man, I got the shit beat out of me for that one... I deserved it though.. lesson learned on that one.. never stay in one place for too long.. you will always get caught. __________________ A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

01-03-2003, 05:38 PM	#17
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Ahah.. when I was like 6 me and my friend pissed in some plastic bags and threw them at people from my balcony... man we were nasty. Also, we sat by the freeway and tossed mud and rocks at cars, and in the winter we would drop big pieces of glass on cars from freeway overwalks. I'd hate myself if I wasn't me. __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-03-2003, 05:47 PM	#19
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	12-16 years old: I... ...baked a spacecake and took it to school. One of my friends suddenly stood up during class saying "I'm flying, I'm flying". One of my teachers also ate quite a bit of it. ...had sex with a girl in the school cafeteria. We got caught. ...had sex with a girl in a class room. We got caught. ...skipped school for 4 months to spend "quality time" with my new girlfriend. Wrote fake notes from my mother to make the principal think I was sick. He found out. ...had sex with a girl while a guy who had been in love with her for years was sitting on the side of the bed watching in horror. ...got a blowjob in the middle of a full bar. ...gave a girl her very first kiss ever after spending several hours in the toilet puking my guts out. ...smoked a joint in class. ...threw burning paper planes at a teacher. ...threw chewed bread at a teacher. ...shot pencils into the ceiling of the class room. ...didn't get kicked out of school once. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

01-03-2003, 06:11 PM	#20
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Antisocial Cognititons Antisocial Peers History of Antisocial Attitudes Welcome to a problem childhood, You will be in prison before you are 30

01-03-2003, 06:28 PM	#23
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	everything you learn and everything that influences you as you child is dependent on certain factors...Pimpdog has probably learnt them in prison rehabilitation programs

01-03-2003, 06:30 PM	#24
Nick Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bootypest Posts: 259	I was running porn sites at 16.. Does that count? Those were the days when Xpics was paying 18 cents per raw and meta tags actually worked.. Before fucking frontpage turned every mornon into a webmaster.. It was GREAT! I always gotta kick out of making the 18+ warning pages.. It was nice sitting in highschool knowing that people all over the world were jerking off to my sites.. I'm 21 now.. and a hardened vet.. Last edited by Nick; 01-03-2003 at 06:33 PM..

01-03-2003, 09:47 PM	#25
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I did some cashclick (clickcash?) clickbucks? Whatever.. per click IRC spamming in 1996 when I was 16.. i set up 2 eggdrops. One would join a bunch of channels and msg the other the nicknames of the people in the channel. Then that one would rely my address to the user. I'd set them up on a bunch of IRC networks and let it go.. It worked for a bit.. Then I started MyDesktop.com and 12 other sites with some friends and forgot about porn for a while..

01-03-2003, 10:44 PM	#26
PerfectionGirls Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MI Posts: 4,484	This is the most disturbing thread I think I have ever read. haha __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-03-2003, 11:16 PM	#27
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	When I was 16, I got a job with a neighbor working as an ambulance attendant. I think (I was told) he was a heroin addict. Anyway, two trips stick out in my mind. On one trip, we picked up a guy who was having a heart attack. The driver gave me an inadequate briefing on using the oxygen, so I may have actually made the man's condition worse rather than better. I think he was dead when we got to the hospital. On another occasion, we had to pick up a body from the morgue and take it to a funeral home. I had never seen an autopsy before and even so, I don't know why they didn't close the guy back up. I quit after that run. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-03-2003, 11:20 PM	#28
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	the only 16 year old who got caught trying to build a crystal meth lab in chem class after school. __________________ who \| grep -i blonde \| date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

01-03-2003, 11:44 PM	#29
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	One time I was at my cousin's house and they had pet rabbits. These two younger kids lived next door and we always tormented them. One day... my Aunt baked a fresh batch of muffins. My cousin and I went to the rabbit cage and scooped out a bunch of rabbit shit and started poking them into the muffins. They looked just like chocolate chip muffins and we gave them to the kids next door. Funny thing was, the kids didnt even notice until after like 3 or 4 bites each. Needless to say, they hated us ever since and the parents werent happy either. Oh ya... and one time I sent boneprone a box of almond roca which was actually cat shit covered in kitty litter. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com