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06-18-2010, 02:40 PM
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www.scarlettcontent.net
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What would you do if you had a Time Machine?
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06-18-2010, 02:41 PM
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Outside looking in.
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Go buy lottery tickets for the 5 top payouts!
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06-18-2010, 02:41 PM
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There can be only one
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Slap an iron clad patent on it and sell the fucker of course.
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06-18-2010, 02:46 PM
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06-18-2010, 02:47 PM
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Destroy it
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06-18-2010, 02:49 PM
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making it rain
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I'd go back in time and start Fugle before anyone had heard of Google...
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06-18-2010, 02:55 PM
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Kill John Connor's mother.
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06-18-2010, 02:57 PM
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Confirmed Asshole
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I'd sell tickets to use it and have hidden cross sells when they used it
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06-18-2010, 03:03 PM
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Give TheDoc's mother birth control pills!
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06-18-2010, 03:05 PM
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Outside looking in.
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06-18-2010, 03:07 PM
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making it rain
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In real life though I'd just be hurtling forward into the future, hoping that one day travelling back in time will have been discovered.
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06-18-2010, 03:09 PM
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Now choke yourself!
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I'd jump backwards in time, jump to tomorrow, and skip this thread entirely.
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06-18-2010, 03:13 PM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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buy a lottery ticket for sure, other than that im happy with most of the choices I have made in my life no matter how stupid they are or what trouble they got me into.
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06-18-2010, 03:16 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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06-18-2010, 03:19 PM
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I have a theory.
It's not about the time at which you see the person. It's about the fatness at which you see the person.
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06-18-2010, 03:21 PM
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I help you SUCCEED
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Go buy Apple stock when Gil Amelio was booted as their CEO
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06-18-2010, 03:21 PM
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I saw this Outer Limits one time when this young rock star was seduced by this mysterious older chick. He finds out later that it was actually his future self, that had gone through a gender re-assignment operation and went back in time to have sex with himself.
That would be cool to try out....
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06-18-2010, 03:22 PM
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I would go back in time and fuck myself. Seriously though, I would get lottery numbers from the nearest jackpot to my 18th birthday. Then I would get the next few, use that money to buy some patents and stocks. Then I would call it a wrap and do whatever I like.
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06-18-2010, 05:55 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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I am Mark-A.
First thing I would do is get a second, smaller, time machine. I would put the small time machine into the larger time machine, hide it in a warehouse where no one would find it. On the day I go back in time, I go to the warehouse and wait 15 minutes, at the front door. I then enter, Transport myself and the smaller time machine back 1 month. Step out of the time machine, Become Mark-B Take the smaller time machine and place it in another warehouse next door to the first. While back in time, buy lottery tickets that payout weekly. Pay cash for everything. Avoid cameras. Stay off my cellphone. Stay off the grid. Avoid running into myself (Mark-A). Take winning tickets. Hide them in a place where only the A version of myself will find them, but only after the date of my departure back in time. If I screw anything up, use smaller time machine to go back again, but be careful to arrive only after Mark B arrives (I would now be Mark C). If all goes well, grab smaller time machine, place into larger time machine, return to the present, 15 minutes before I left. Exit through the back door so that I don't meet myself coming in. Hide from myself (Mark A) When Mark A goes back in time, proceed to place where lottery tickets are hidden. If I was careful, I am in the same universe that I was in when I left, and I'm now rich. If the tickets are not there, I've made a mistake and created a paradox and am now in the wrong universe. Oh my god I've gone cross-eyed.
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06-18-2010, 09:44 PM
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I'd go to the "enchantment under the sea" dance and then help Doc Brown rig up the clock tower so that McFly doesnt' have to stress out so much.
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06-18-2010, 09:49 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Back to the 20's where the moonshine and ganstas and no reefer
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06-18-2010, 09:49 PM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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NOTHING. i worry about tomorrow not yesterday. i am thankful to be here today and to have experienced yesterday no matter how bad or how good it was. i look forward to tomorrow and i do not turn back.
yesterday was a learning experience for today. if i get to wake up tomorrow healthy and the chance to be happy i continue to be happy that day in and day out. i would rather learn from my positives/negatives in my past then ever change them. i view my life in a positive way so even if i have a negative day i view it as a chance for a positive one for the next. never look back. only to learn. never to regret. |
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06-18-2010, 09:53 PM
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travel to 1998, invest everything in google and aol. and break the time machine
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06-18-2010, 09:59 PM
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Nothing. I can barely turn on my computer there's not a chance in hell I'm figuring out how to use a time machine.
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06-18-2010, 11:00 PM
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06-18-2010, 11:16 PM
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06-18-2010, 11:39 PM
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I'd go back to the 1960's and become my own mentor....and I know what I like.
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06-18-2010, 11:46 PM
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06-18-2010, 11:53 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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06-19-2010, 12:03 AM
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Relive the years 1981 - 2005 - those were the best years of my life and I would never want to live another life
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06-19-2010, 12:14 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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06-19-2010, 12:21 AM
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jump
I would jump to future to see is there some potion to extend life. After obtaining it, I would think where to start.
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06-19-2010, 01:20 AM
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Really easy for me, Buy Microsoft Stock, Apple Stock, fast forward to the future, Kill George Bush so he could not have a chance to ruin the country, and if I had some free time, ass rape Osama Bin Laden. Am I being too ambitious?
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06-19-2010, 01:31 AM
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06-19-2010, 01:33 AM
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Upgrade will... get his Money.
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06-19-2010, 01:34 AM
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Show Yer Tits!
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1) Go back and bang a hell of a lot more chicks.
2) Use it to make money. 3) Say 'goodbye' to friends and family who I was unable to before passing.
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06-19-2010, 03:16 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Quite basic but i'd go back and have a 5 minute chat with myself in 1990 which would stop me doing a couple of stupid things. Bound to all go wrong Butterfly Effect style though
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06-19-2010, 03:34 AM
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Buy stocks!
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06-19-2010, 07:00 AM
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Too old to care
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Go back to the late 60s and get some more LOVE AND PEACE.
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06-19-2010, 03:55 PM
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www.scarlettcontent.net
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I would go back to see historic events which shaped the world as we know it and try to make changes to make it better. maybe buy a winning lottery ticket too
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06-19-2010, 04:04 PM
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Go back to 1888 and find out who Jack The Ripper was!
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06-19-2010, 04:28 PM
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make some fortune > build nuclear powered intelligent drone > send it back to few years before universe has began > explore > record big boom event > figure the rest with received data and samples.
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06-19-2010, 04:54 PM
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first id go back in time to watch the fall of rome and see how accurate the history books got it.
then, id go forward in time to read the history books about the fall of the US and see how accurate THEY got it.
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06-19-2010, 06:20 PM
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Befriend both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, get in as partners on both of those projects.
Then I would go back further, tranquilize some meat eating dinosaurs and bring them back to the future, turn them loose in NYC and LA. Then... I'd see how the built the fucking pyramids. Then... I'd go see WHAT THE FUCK is up with that Jesus dude. Work him and be one of his disciples, the best one, go down in history as his right hand man. On the 6th day of the universes creation, I'd go tell God to give us an 8 day week so we can have an extra day for sleep. If he didn't agree I'd tell him I'd punch Mary in the stomach and his only son would never be born. Too much fun. It would never end.
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06-19-2010, 06:21 PM
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I'd have it send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time.
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06-19-2010, 06:30 PM
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I'm surprised there haven't been any cliche' replies regarding Hitler and Jesus yet.
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