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Old 06-18-2010, 10:16 AM   #1
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A child born in the United States in 2007 ...

According the the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC), "... a baby born in 2007 has the highest life expectancy in the history of the United States.".

I guess the vaccines, vapour trails, chlorine, pesticides and various other goverment sponsored death programs aren't working properly? Shouldn't life expectancy be going down? Oh no wait that's right, conspiracy theorists are bullshit!
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:19 AM   #2
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According the the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC), "... a baby born in 2007 has the highest life expectancy in the history of the United States.".

I guess the vaccines, vapour trails, chlorine, pesticides and various other goverment sponsored death programs aren't working properly? Shouldn't life expectancy be going down? Oh no wait that's right, conspiracy theorists are bullshit!
Kind of depends on the baby doesn't it? Some kid born to the Gates family is going to have a nice ride. A kid born to a Section 8 welfare family in Yonkers... not so much.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:21 AM   #3
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Kind of depends on the baby doesn't it? Some kid born to the Gates family is going to have a nice ride. A kid born to a Section 8 welfare family in Yonkers... not so much.
We're speaking in terms of average life expectancy here.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:27 AM   #4
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gotta love a warchild thread!
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:30 AM   #5
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it probably doesn't factor in the economy is shit and improvement will be slow or unlikely, so probably have a hard time getting a job and will be in debt so the stress alone will lower that number, social security and any financial aid programs for college will probably be wiped out by then, plus a couple more billion gallons of oil into the ocean could play a factor, anyone having kids today better give them lots of money to invest/save as I believe the good old days are over, my cousin wont even have kids cause she doesn't wanna bring a child into this current mess and I don't blame her.

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Old 06-18-2010, 10:31 AM   #6
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None of the subjects in the study were born in Compton; because they were
all gunned down in Compton before they could report to the study.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:32 AM   #7
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We're speaking in terms of average life expectancy here.
He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:33 AM   #8
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Those figures are obviously false and meant to keep the general populace placid while the take over goes on as planned/scheduled.


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Old 06-18-2010, 10:35 AM   #9
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Keyword that disqualifies everything before and after it: expectancy
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He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
At least I'm a useful tool. You're just a tool.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:39 AM   #11
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This is very good.

Did you know:
Japan has the highest life expectancy rate at 82 years.
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i like both y'all but that is pretty fucking funny!
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:39 AM   #13
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Keyword that disqualifies everything before and after it: expectancy
So what you're saying is you believe that actuarial math is a pseudo science not relevant at all in the real world. I guess this explains why they aren't used anywhere in society with a fairly notable track record. Oh no wait, they are. Shit.
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:07 AM   #14
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According the the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC), "... a baby born in 2007 has the highest life expectancy in the history of the United States.".

I guess the vaccines, vapour trails, chlorine, pesticides and various other goverment sponsored death programs aren't working properly? Shouldn't life expectancy be going down? Oh no wait that's right, conspiracy theorists are bullshit!
Don't worry, Bill Gates is on the case.



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Old 06-18-2010, 11:14 AM   #15
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Of course the US is going up. How about the middle east and Africa?
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