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WarChild 06-18-2010 10:16 AM

A child born in the United States in 2007 ...
 
According the the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC), "... a baby born in 2007 has the highest life expectancy in the history of the United States.".

I guess the vaccines, vapour trails, chlorine, pesticides and various other goverment sponsored death programs aren't working properly? Shouldn't life expectancy be going down? Oh no wait that's right, conspiracy theorists are bullshit!

Amputate Your Head 06-18-2010 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 17260595)
According the the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC), "... a baby born in 2007 has the highest life expectancy in the history of the United States.".

I guess the vaccines, vapour trails, chlorine, pesticides and various other goverment sponsored death programs aren't working properly? Shouldn't life expectancy be going down? Oh no wait that's right, conspiracy theorists are bullshit!

Kind of depends on the baby doesn't it? Some kid born to the Gates family is going to have a nice ride. A kid born to a Section 8 welfare family in Yonkers... not so much.

WarChild 06-18-2010 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17260612)
Kind of depends on the baby doesn't it? Some kid born to the Gates family is going to have a nice ride. A kid born to a Section 8 welfare family in Yonkers... not so much.

We're speaking in terms of average life expectancy here.

dyna mo 06-18-2010 10:27 AM

gotta love a warchild thread!

ErectMedia 06-18-2010 10:30 AM

it probably doesn't factor in the economy is shit and improvement will be slow or unlikely, so probably have a hard time getting a job and will be in debt so the stress alone will lower that number, social security and any financial aid programs for college will probably be wiped out by then, plus a couple more billion gallons of oil into the ocean could play a factor, anyone having kids today better give them lots of money to invest/save as I believe the good old days are over, my cousin wont even have kids cause she doesn't wanna bring a child into this current mess and I don't blame her.

sortie 06-18-2010 10:31 AM

None of the subjects in the study were born in Compton; because they were
all gunned down in Compton before they could report to the study.

baddog 06-18-2010 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 17260618)
We're speaking in terms of average life expectancy here.

He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

L-Pink 06-18-2010 10:33 AM

Those figures are obviously false and meant to keep the general populace placid while the take over goes on as planned/scheduled.


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epitome 06-18-2010 10:35 AM

Keyword that disqualifies everything before and after it: expectancy

Amputate Your Head 06-18-2010 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17260658)
He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

At least I'm a useful tool. You're just a tool.

fatfoo 06-18-2010 10:39 AM

This is very good.

Did you know:
Japan has the highest life expectancy rate at 82 years.

dyna mo 06-18-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17260678)
At least I'm a useful tool. You're just a tool.

i like both y'all but that is pretty fucking funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WarChild 06-18-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17260670)
Keyword that disqualifies everything before and after it: expectancy

So what you're saying is you believe that actuarial math is a pseudo science not relevant at all in the real world. I guess this explains why they aren't used anywhere in society with a fairly notable track record. Oh no wait, they are. Shit.

Dcat 06-18-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 17260595)
According the the United States Center for Disease Control (CDC), "... a baby born in 2007 has the highest life expectancy in the history of the United States.".

I guess the vaccines, vapour trails, chlorine, pesticides and various other goverment sponsored death programs aren't working properly? Shouldn't life expectancy be going down? Oh no wait that's right, conspiracy theorists are bullshit!

Don't worry, Bill Gates is on the case.



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IllTestYourGirls 06-18-2010 11:14 AM

Of course the US is going up. How about the middle east and Africa?


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