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Old 06-06-2010, 05:36 PM   #101
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In my neighborhood, there is one house that leaves their grass in the street after they mow. I freakin' get a tight feeling in my stomach just thinking about it. How the fuck hard is it to clean your clippings up out of the street? If they'd look around, they'd notice that no one else is that lazy.

Then I get even madder when it rains, and I drive through their wet lawnmower puke out in the street and it sticks to my tires.
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Old 06-06-2010, 06:10 PM   #102
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Well... I can't say my reason has anything to do with fucking the leaf blowers

One of my old jobs working as a track maintainer on the railroad was rebuilding crossings. Prior to lying down new crossing planks, you had to go through with a leaf blower and blow the whole fucking thing clean so the planks would lay flat over the ties and make for a nice level track crossing. Noisy, dusty, and heavy on the back after an extended period. Just a shitty irritating machine. Used them to blow snow out of switches too. Many bad memories standing out in the freezing fucking cold snowblowing switches in the train yard.
Great story I know, not funny though.
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Old 06-06-2010, 06:11 PM   #103
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In my neighborhood, there is one house that leaves their grass in the street after they mow. I freakin' get a tight feeling in my stomach just thinking about it. How the fuck hard is it to clean your clippings up out of the street? If they'd look around, they'd notice that no one else is that lazy.

Then I get even madder when it rains, and I drive through their wet lawnmower puke out in the street and it sticks to my tires.
Go buy on of these blowers I hate so much, and pay some homeless guy to blow all that grass on their porch.
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Old 06-07-2010, 12:42 AM   #104
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I really really hate it when people try and walk onto an elevator while there are still folks trying to get off.

WTF!
I see that you've been to the Philippines.
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Old 06-07-2010, 12:44 AM   #105
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Old 06-07-2010, 12:45 AM   #106
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:02 AM   #107
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:18 AM   #108
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All this hate



...is positively entertaining. :D



One more thing I can't stand, nor can I abide by, is people who......
idiots who....
assholes that....
Ah screw it, it's too beautiful a morning, I would seriously HATE wasting it by dwelling on such negativity


So I guess I hate people who waste beautiful mornings dwellingon negativity.

Yeah, that.
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:44 AM   #109
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People who drive 65 in the fast lane.

What is it with you fuckers? Get the mutha fuck out of the fast lane if you're not doing 80 to 90 miles an hour.
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:51 AM   #110
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Did it ever occur to you that you might be driving like an old man?

Next time a motorist gets on your ass, take a look at your speedometer and then ask yourself, who's the idiot here?
I understand what you're saying. What I said about tailgaters only applies if I'm:

1. already doing 80 on the highway, and the guy is on my ass.

2. I'm in a section of town that's notorious for cops camping out with radar guns -- and I know all the spots. So the asshole behind me probably isn't aware of the speed traps.

---and I think you just acted like dick, because I was probably talking about you. Don't be an asshole on the road. You're not more important than everyone else.
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:57 AM   #111
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Men who fight - as in fist fights.

Real men don't fight. That kind of crap needs to be left on the playground. When two men get into a fight, the damage can costs in the tens of thousands of dollars, people can go to jail, and lawsuits will fly.

I'm forty-one years old. Nearly any twenty-five year old can kick my ass. Doesn't make you a man.

Last time I mixed it up with someone was eighteen years ago. He shot me. He was a minor, so I sued the parents. They bought me my first brand shiny sports car.

Seriously. If you can't control your temper because someone call you a name and you were unable to walk away from it, then your less of a man and have no place in society.
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Old 06-07-2010, 06:57 AM   #112
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I hate small talk...
are you serious? I am curious because I am terrible at small talk. I don't mean to be and it makes me feel socially retarded that I can't seem to do the whole 'how's the weather?' thing. I will have conversations that go right into the thick of things and have good serious discussions about important things but I get all tripped up when just 'shootin the shit'... it is very weird
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