I would like going up my own waiter on my machine - GoFuckYourself.com

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 10:13 AM

Hello has all
I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
How much member then to have on the server in time?

Thank you to answer

01-01-2003, 10:15 AM

babelfish rules

quiet · 01-01-2003, 10:16 AM

i want my waiter to deliver the babelfish.

playa · 01-01-2003, 10:18 AM

i think he says your mom is hot

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 10:18 AM

check please!

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 10:19 AM

he he type It is not good answer

Helix · 01-01-2003, 10:20 AM

waiter=server ?

01-01-2003, 10:21 AM

ahhh right. he wants to host on his own machine. answer: no. please move on.

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 10:23 AM

yes waiter=server
Excuse my bad English

playa · 01-01-2003, 10:25 AM

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 10:29 AM

MikeySpermberg · 01-01-2003, 10:31 AM

i knew this was going to be interesting when i read the incomprehensible title.

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 10:31 AM

20 members ho cool? say what? are you saying 20 cocks are cool?

you might be gay.

twistyneck · 01-01-2003, 10:32 AM

You can't even speak English, what makes you think you can run a server? Goddamned foreigners.

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 10:35 AM

that's the holiday spirit!

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 10:41 AM

Not I am not gay I coils too much the women

I would like steering a server on my machine

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 10:50 AM

holy shit, in 20 minutes your English has managed to get worse!

you should speak in 'smilies' language

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by linkwind
Not I am not gay I coils too much the women
I would like steering a server on my machine

Tortured English to Regular English translation:

No I am not gay, I screw too many women.
I would to operate a server on my machine.

coils = screws
steering = control, operate, manage

this would make a great gameshow.

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 10:57 AM

ho yes smilies

My English and bad I am a francais which needs help

poolie · 01-01-2003, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt

you should speak in 'smilies' language

twistyneck · 01-01-2003, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by linkwind
ho yes smilies My English and bad I am a francais which needs help

I should have known.

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 11:16 AM

Nobody has Answer Or you

Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
How much member then to have on the server in time?

playa · 01-01-2003, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by linkwind
Nobody has Answer Or you
Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
How much member then to have on the server in time?

the answer is
don't even think about hosting a porn site
from your home,

now walk on

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

the answer is
don't even think about hosting a porn site
from your home,

now walk on

Why a server has the home is not good ?

So I has to choose a server Example http://www.njhostingsolutions.com/de...d_servers.html

x-vision · 01-01-2003, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
holy shit, in 20 minutes your English has managed to get worse!

you should speak in 'smilies' language

greentea · 01-01-2003, 12:03 PM

And the survey says

dav555add · 01-01-2003, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by linkwind
Hello has all
I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
How much member then to have on the server in time?

Thank you to answer

NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****

Baal · 01-01-2003, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add

NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****

Babel Fish translation:
"NOT, it is strongly deconseille of heberger a site porn on your machine connects to the Net via dsl, it is best the way of being made deconnecter by your provider... It is preferable to start has to you heberger with a hoster expensive not and with the fur as you earn money, then you increase your plan of lodging. if you want more infos on behalf of a ex newbie but not yet completely pro icq me with: 1727*****"

I just want to know who pays in fur; all I get is that little green paper stuff.

dav555add · 01-01-2003, 12:20 PM

You did not know that french people used animal skin to pay???

greentea · 01-01-2003, 12:20 PM

Waiter ill take the check now.

linkwind · 01-01-2003, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add

NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****

merci pour cette réponse je te contacte sur icq

Catalinas · 01-01-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
babelfish rules

Hehehe!

Dawgy · 01-01-2003, 01:30 PM

I just pulverized water everywhere my monitor.

UnseenWorld · 01-01-2003, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by linkwind
Hello has all
I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
How much member then to have on the server in time?

Thank you to answer

This HAS to be one of those worthless online translators at work.

greentea · 01-01-2003, 07:24 PM

Do you sell 6 digit icq #s?

sumphatpimp · 01-01-2003, 07:45 PM

LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fuckin christ !!!!!!!!

I have never laughed so fuckin hard in all my years on the net !!

I have tears in my eyes and I think I am about to piss myself from laughing so hard !

Happy New Year

this thread is a classic, it should live forever.

LOl LOL

Sassyass · 01-01-2003, 07:53 PM

DISPARAISSENT LA BAISE VOUS-même

Kimmykim · 01-01-2003, 09:18 PM

OMG. ROFL. PIP. This is unfuckingreal.

Garcon! Plus de vin s'il vous plait!

Serge_Oprano · 01-01-2003, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by linkwind
Nobody has Answer Or you
Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
How much member then to have on the server in time?

sweetheart, why a nice french boy like you who likes coiling women wanna make a career in porn????

you'll make more money selling lemonade on a corner.

adultone · 01-02-2003, 02:44 AM

We're so sorry.
We do apologise.
He's from Barcelona.

Kimmykim · 01-02-2003, 02:46 AM

Holy shit, they moved Barcelona to France? ;)

MikeySpermberg · 01-02-2003, 04:06 AM

J'aime bien baver sur les seins d'une femme nue. Et ensuite, quand je bande ferocement, j'adore niquer une baguette. et finalement, faut chier la dedans, et voila, pain au chocolate avec du sauce d'homme. oh la la!

natas · 01-02-2003, 04:46 AM

Putain merde!!

Beastiepoo · 01-02-2003, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adultone
We're so sorry.
We do apologise.
He's from Barcelona.

Very cute Fawlty Towers ref.

ADL Colin · 01-02-2003, 06:21 AM

Mxyztplk was here.

flyingco · 01-02-2003, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt

Tortured English to Regular English translation:

No I am not gay, I screw too many women.
I would to operate a server on my machine.

coils = screws
steering = control, operate, manage

this would make a great gameshow.

My GAWD and you were able to translate all that!!!!!

Man, you are right, it would make a great game show,
get some foreigners to say a sentence and then see which person can unscamble it all instead of all those stupid
"Weakest Link" Shows.

-Nato

linkwind · 01-02-2003, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeySpermberg
J'aime bien baver sur les seins d'une femme nue. Et ensuite, quand je bande ferocement, j'adore niquer une baguette. et finalement, faut chier la dedans, et voila, pain au chocolate avec du sauce d'homme. oh la la!

linkwind · 01-02-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Holy shit, they moved Barcelona to France? ;)

I am from the South of France

linkwind · 01-02-2003, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adultone
We're so sorry.
We do apologise.
He's from Barcelona.

I am francais
not Barcelona

Mutt · 01-02-2003, 09:38 AM

aha.........you have returned mon ami!

so how did it go last night ? Did you coil long time with Fifi?

you put your rooster in her cuillier?

01-01-2003, 10:13 AM	#1
linkwind Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 40	I would like going up my own server on my machine Hello has all I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!! Question I would like going up my own server on my machine On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram How much member then to have on the server in time? Thank you to answer Last edited by linkwind; 01-01-2003 at 10:49 AM..

01-01-2003, 10:16 AM	#3
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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	that's the holiday spirit! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

01-01-2003, 10:41 AM	#16
linkwind Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 40	Not I am not gay I coils too much the women I would like steering a server on my machine

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	holy shit, in 20 minutes your English has managed to get worse! you should speak in 'smilies' language __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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linkwind Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 40	ho yes smilies My English and bad I am a francais which needs help Last edited by linkwind; 01-01-2003 at 10:58 AM..

01-01-2003, 11:16 AM	#22
linkwind Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 40	Nobody has Answer Or you Question I would like going up my own server on my machine How much member then to have on the server in time?

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01-02-2003, 02:46 AM	#41
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Holy shit, they moved Barcelona to France? ;)

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MikeySpermberg So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: FL Posts: 170	J'aime bien baver sur les seins d'une femme nue. Et ensuite, quand je bande ferocement, j'adore niquer une baguette. et finalement, faut chier la dedans, et voila, pain au chocolate avec du sauce d'homme. oh la la!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	aha.........you have returned mon ami! so how did it go last night ? Did you coil long time with Fifi? you put your rooster in her cuillier? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!