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Old 06-03-2010, 04:59 PM   #1
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Bit depressing in this place recently, lighten the mood with a JOKE

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.

She walked up to the group and with a big smile said: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,

"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers yelled down, 'Why'?

The worker yelled back,

"Cause his wife's here with his lunch."
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Old 06-03-2010, 05:10 PM   #2
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Funny joke.

I think that Jesus Christ did eat food on some days.

For several days he went on a fast.

He walked around by foot for some time, also.

In the BC times of Egyptian pharaohs, there was no Christ.
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Old 06-03-2010, 06:19 PM   #3
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Heh heh,good for a laugh
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:54 PM   #4
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:57 PM   #5
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Funny joke.

I think that Jesus Christ did eat food on some days.

For several days he went on a fast.

He walked around by foot for some time, also.

In the BC times of Egyptian pharaohs, there was no Christ.
Jeez christ fatfool, get your bot fixed its rambling bull like a mofo.
Oh and fix your sig, its to big.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:59 PM   #6
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Funny joke.

I think that Jesus Christ did eat food on some days.

For several days he went on a fast.

He walked around by foot for some time, also.

In the BC times of Egyptian pharaohs, there was no Christ.
Fatfoo for the win
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:59 PM   #7
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