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dicksman42 06-02-2010 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17200994)
Wouldn't that make him the Black Surfer?

I don't know are white people silver?

chronig 06-02-2010 09:04 AM

That guy as far as I know started out on College Humor for a show called Derrick's Comedy... it was really funny... check out hahahahahahafaggot (Spelling Bee) and a few other's from Derrick's Comedy... I see he made his way into a real Television sitcom though I've just seen the commercials and I don't watch TV let alone new series.

I doubt he'll actually get casted for SpiderMan though.. that's QUITE a step up from where he's currently at.

Amputate Your Head 06-02-2010 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dicksman42 (Post 17201098)
I don't know are white people silver?

The Silver Surfer isn't white either. He's an alien. He's silver. Not white. Not black. Not Asian or Native American or Chinese or Ukrainian or anything else. He's silver. His color is right in his name.

Any questions? :1orglaugh

chronig 06-02-2010 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17199872)
seriously though.... why can't spiderman be black? or hispanic? or a woman? it's a fictional character. the ethnicity was not a major part of the lore. it doesn't quite compare to 'rewriting history' like if you made obama or kool & the gang white...



i mean the story was written to get people riled up

Not only can SpiderMan not fucking be black but he also can't be new age. For the most part, why do all comic book and video game movies SUCK? And no I don't mean to you faggots that actually enjoy them, I mean in general just SUCK!

If you want a black superhero then make a new superhero or something like that.... like Hancock! .... :uhoh

dicksman42 06-02-2010 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17201117)
The Silver Surfer isn't white either. He's an alien. He's silver. Not white. Not black. Not Asian or Native American or Chinese or Ukrainian or anything else. He's silver. His color is right in his name.

Any questions? :1orglaugh

I didn't know that thanks....well I got other shit to do

John-ACWM 06-02-2010 10:40 AM

He he, I guess there shouldn't be major drama about it, it would be nice to see a black Spider-man. Little Will Smith was the Karate Kid so this is just the beginning.
And this black guy does a funny job in 'Community', great TV show.

flip.green 06-02-2010 10:46 AM

who fucking cares

american pervert 06-02-2010 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17201117)
The Silver Surfer isn't white either. He's an alien. He's silver. Not white. Not black. Not Asian or Native American or Chinese or Ukrainian or anything else. He's silver. His color is right in his name.

Any questions? :1orglaugh

i sale short icq

PornMD 06-02-2010 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 17199973)
Spiderman should always be white. However the green lantern is supposed to be black and look how they play with that character. So I say fuck it. Make spidey a Negro.

Just thought I'd say that was perfect you following the "that's racist" kid...Cosby in your sig is staring up at him while beating off...ew.

brassmonkey 06-02-2010 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17202499)
Just thought I'd say that was perfect you following the "that's racist" kid...Cosby in your sig is staring up at him while beating off...ew.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh and the karate kid looks good! :thumbsup

ProG 06-02-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 17202116)
Little Will Smith was the Karate Kid so this is just the beginning.

Will Smith probably funded the movie just to let his kid star in it. I predict a huge failure with that one.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-02-2010 12:54 PM

This is fucking ridiculous.

Martin 06-02-2010 01:07 PM

The Spiderman movies suck.

brassmonkey 06-02-2010 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG (Post 17202878)
Will Smith probably funded the movie just to let his kid star in it. I predict a huge failure with that one.

he's making his kids rich getting them in early :winkwink: it will be a hit! just wait and see :)


Scott McD 06-02-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17199855)
it's a twitter campaign. this story is just to get people riled up (and it's working)

Another reason Twitter is gay...

CamsMaster 06-02-2010 01:38 PM

haha ... I this is what was missing from this panorama

PornMD 06-02-2010 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17202789)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh and the karate kid looks good! :thumbsup

TBH, I don't really see the big deal about THAT one...yes the Karate Kid trilogy is pretty much legendary, but especially given where Daniel-san was from in the trilogy, it's just as believable that he'd be black. Even though they couldn't obviously cast Pat Morita for the Miyagi given he's dead 'n all, Jackie Chan being the Miyagi seems more wrong to me. Chan's movies are entertaining but his antics do not belong in a Karate Kid movie. I'd have preferred a more serious actor...hell, even if it was Jet Li but with age makeup on or whatnot, I don't care, just someone more serious than Jackie Chan. I'm afraid it'll be a Chan movie and not a KK movie.

The jacket part in this new one is sooooooooooo shitty compared to all the chores and stuff Miyagi had Daniel do in the original only for Daniel to find out he was learning discipline and karate moves in one subtle fell swoop. It was the build-up of Daniel's frustration which the audience felt too since it's "Karate Kid" and there was no fuckin' karate happening, lol.

Va2k 06-02-2010 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17203247)
he's making his kids rich getting them in early :winkwink: it will be a hit! just wait and see :)


Damn I want to see this now! This looks like it will be a great movie!

leg4 06-02-2010 02:28 PM

That's the Bro Rape guy

D Ghost 06-02-2010 02:34 PM

I guess it really doesn't matter, but the original comic book dude was white.

However, I find it both disturbing and hilarious that Hollywood and the government both use race as a card to win people over. "Hey LOOK! We've got a black guy over here..."

ProG 06-02-2010 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17203420)
Jackie Chan being the Miyagi seems more wrong to me.

I agree with you. I don't really like Jackie Chan's movies... they are childish and everything looks blatantly choreographed.

brassmonkey 06-02-2010 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 17203461)
Damn I want to see this now! This looks like it will be a great movie!

yes :thumbsup i think jakie chan will do good in this movie

DudeRick 06-02-2010 05:46 PM

Wouldn?t it be hard for a black Spider Man to hide the bulge in his costume? Or just play it up? I?m Spider Man bitch, enjoy yourself! :1orglaugh

Vendzilla 06-02-2010 06:50 PM

I didn't get Will Smith playing James West in the movie "wild wild west", but it did work

He does play a cool super hero !

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2010 07:00 PM

Well, new Karate Kid is black. We need to have white guy play Malcolm-X in a movie.

eroticsexxx 06-02-2010 07:21 PM

First things motherfreakin last, why is the movie called KARATE kid when Jackie Chan is teaching him KUNG FU.
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17203247)

Also, two words: NICK FURY

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PastorSinAlot 06-02-2010 08:42 PM

make spiderman black and superman black. We need a change lol

Big Red Machine 06-02-2010 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17199872)
seriously though.... why can't spiderman be black? or hispanic? or a woman? it's a fictional character. the ethnicity was not a major part of the lore. it doesn't quite compare to 'rewriting history' like if you made obama or kool & the gang white...

i mean the story was written to get people riled up

Spiderman in the comics was mostly read by white kids, blacks are huge movie goers. It wouldn't surprise me to have, maybe not Spidey, but traditionally white roles given to the majority of the audience to identify with.

goodsites 06-02-2010 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 17199850)
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/mo/250x200_spi..._glover_06.jpg

First Non-White Spiderman?

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movi...pider-man.html

look I'm a whiteboy from Oaktown.. I dont give a fuck what color you are, if you're cool you're cool... if you're an asshole you're an asshole... and I know this will open a can of worms with some folk but hey this is a forum for discussion..

Some black actor is being pushed for the role of spider-man.. hey I was all for Obama.. didnt care what color he was.. the best man for the job (or so it seemed).. but I grew up reading comic books and watching shows and movies with a white Spiderman.. and white presidents.. Black folk would be FUCKING OUTRAGED if a white guy was gonna take over for some famous traditional black role.. imagine Jim Carrey taking over for a new Cosby show with him cast in Billy Cosby's place.... !! Too much hypocrisy out there. Any other white guys here like Kool and the Gang? What black person would want Axl Rose to sing for them? Or see Snow or Eminem take over Ice Cubes new role on TV?

I've ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS supported folks and racism sucks but a brotha in Spiderman? Might as well call it Spidermon. ;-p and I joke... wouldn't wanna upset anyone right? jeezus...

You should go be a mainstream writer... actually enjoyable to read and make a point.. the crap i been reading from jouranilists in the news these days makes me wonder if they are high school kids running all these sites.. you i'd bookmark

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-02-2010 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 17204449)
Spiderman in the comics was mostly read by white kids, blacks are huge movie goers. It wouldn't surprise me to have, maybe not Spidey, but traditionally white roles given to the majority of the audience to identify with.

Are you related to Fatfoo ?
WTF dude? I go to movies all the time, and I would say 95 % is white there.
We dont have a dollar movie, so I don't know where you get that blacks in movie goers shit.

Big Red Machine 06-02-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbomb (Post 17204481)
Are you related to Fatfoo ?
WTF dude? I go to movies all the time, and I would say 95 % is white there.
We dont have a dollar movie, so I don't know where you get that blacks in movie goers shit.

Well I always hear alot of them....:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 06-03-2010 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17204352)
make spiderman black and superman black. We need a change lol

that would be nice. :)

roly 06-03-2010 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17199872)
seriously though.... why can't spiderman be black? or hispanic? or a woman? it's a fictional character. the ethnicity was not a major part of the lore. it doesn't quite compare to 'rewriting history' like if you made obama or kool & the gang white...

if the ethnicity is irrelevant why are they trying to push for a black actor?

J. Falcon 06-03-2010 06:26 AM

It was worse when they made The Honeymooners movie with the black Ralph Kramden.

brassmonkey 06-03-2010 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17205187)
It was worse when they made The Honeymooners movie with the black Ralph Kramden.

its not that their black the mixture wasnt right i would have used anthony anderson and tommy davison

TeenCat 06-03-2010 06:46 AM

black harry potter and black alice in wonderland comming soon ...

Caligari 06-03-2010 06:47 AM

It might be a bigger issue if the spider man movies didn't suck dick, but they do.

The genius who decided that putting Willem Dafoe in a fucking mask to play the Green Goblin should be shot...just fucking stupid as shit.

The problem with most of these comic book adaptations is they try to update to much shit from the original comic. In most cases the original comics were really good and well written, so why screw with that?

And fucking hell what was Iron Man 2...what a pile of steaming effects laden no story havin' piece o crap.

Oh thats right, when they start making them all in 3D that will solve the problem;)

Adam X 06-03-2010 11:15 AM

http://www.newsweek.com/blogs/pop-vo...be-black-.html

at least the dude is smart..

Glover’s insistence on going through traditional channels to get the part seems to suggest that he senses something a little fishy about the whole thing, and he’s right. What’s being asked for, it seems, is an appointment based on race rather than merit.

PornMD 06-03-2010 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Fbomb (Post 17204481)
Are you related to Fatfoo ?
WTF dude? I go to movies all the time, and I would say 95 % is white there.
We dont have a dollar movie, so I don't know where you get that blacks in movie goers shit.

Tyler Perry and Martin Lawrence would like to have a word with you.

The Duck 06-03-2010 11:26 AM

Who the fuck cares?

smutnut 06-03-2010 11:30 AM

The TOP OF THE TAKE was black Snow White :1orglaugh That's an oxy moron no matter where you come from! :thumbsup

_Richard_ 06-03-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JD (Post 17199863)

hahahahaha :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 06-03-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The Duck (Post 17206091)
Who the fuck cares?

i care! this is almost like the you cant use the bathroom here "whites only" if someone non white fills a spot there is all kinds of backlash i dont want blacks in here. :disgust

smutnut 06-03-2010 11:48 AM

I want to make a movie about the KKK and it's going to have all blacks playing KKK members just for realism :thumbsup

smutnut 06-03-2010 11:51 AM


JaneB 06-03-2010 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DefaultMan (Post 17199864)
Lol that dude's funny on Community

Yeah he is

scarlettcontent 06-03-2010 11:53 AM

I dont care if he is black or white , spiderman is cool and thats all.

eroticsexxx 06-03-2010 11:54 AM


smutnut 06-03-2010 11:58 AM


brassmonkey 06-03-2010 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17206194)
I want to make a movie about the KKK and it's going to have all blacks playing KKK members just for realism :thumbsup

nah why would they want to be in the shadows with evil.


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