Lindsay Lohan - Cannes Do - GoFuckYourself.com

LA Crew · 05-17-2010, 12:18 AM

by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan is rolling the dice in her DUI probation case in a big way -- because we've learned she's headed to Cannes ... not her alcohol ed class.

TMZ broke the story that the judge has ordered LiLo to show proof next Thursday that she had completed 13 alcohol ed classes, but she's only completed nine.

Simple math -- If Lindsay doesn't complete at least four more classes, she's in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear ... Lindsay will go to jail.

Sources say Lindsay -- who is in NYC right now -- has made it clear she's flying to France for the film festival. We're told she's going to publicize her movie about Linda Lovelace.

We're told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow. A lot of flying ... but no alcohol ed.

And there's this ... if Lindsay doesn't complete the required number of classes and doesn't show up in court next Wed., it's standard operating procedure for the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest.

Stay tuned ...

and back in the past...

DateDoc · 05-17-2010, 12:21 AM

It sure does not require a brain to be famous even if it is more infamous now than famous.

Coup · 05-17-2010, 12:54 AM

Oh thank god the void in my life I like to fill with LiLo news has been going neglected for way too long TY SO MUCH

Jarmusch · 05-17-2010, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by LA_quince

She looks 40 there

Coup · 05-17-2010, 01:01 AM

Got that LiLo News pumping through my veins oh god getting so hard right now

BIGTYMER · 05-17-2010, 02:13 AM

Celebs are above the law.

05-17-2010, 02:54 AM

for some reason i find her rather attractive

georgeyw · 05-17-2010, 03:19 AM

How is this bullshit news worthy at all?

John-ACWM · 05-17-2010, 03:24 AM

Wish her the best, really like this troubled girl.

PornMD · 05-17-2010, 03:52 AM

This will be Dakota Fanning in 8 to 10 years. Precocious child star syndrome, lol.

just a punk · 05-17-2010, 03:59 AM

How old is she actually?

LoveSandra · 05-17-2010, 04:05 AM

hot babe

bufferover · 05-17-2010, 04:55 AM

She needs to slow down doing drugs

Chosen · 05-17-2010, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LA_quince

Wow

cwd · 05-17-2010, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

Wow

yeah, photoshop is awesome!

UniqueD · 05-17-2010, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

How is this bullshit news worthy at all?

TMZ != news. Rather a cancer that will not go away

Serial Pervert · 05-17-2010, 07:34 AM

she used to be hot.

dyna mo · 05-17-2010, 07:42 AM

i suspect it's a calculated decision to make sure that the linda lovelace roll is locked down. after cannes, she'll deal with being locked up.

she's got serious money problems and needs that gig.

cherrylula · 05-17-2010, 07:50 AM

because like Paris Hilton, she'll only spend about ten minutes in jail and get a shit ton of publicity. It is too much of a hassle for the jail to deal with them.

dyna mo · 05-17-2010, 07:52 AM

didn't paris do ~6 weeks or so for her parole violation?

mOrrI · 05-17-2010, 07:54 AM

Ahhh to much time wasted on these personas....

Scott McD · 05-17-2010, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LA_quince

by TMZ Staff

Skank!!

will76 · 05-17-2010, 08:06 AM

Did she win her etrade lawsuit

michael.kickass · 05-17-2010, 08:10 AM

She's around 30 now, right?

seeandsee · 05-17-2010, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA_quince

by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan is rolling the dice in her DUI probation case in a big way -- because we've learned she's headed to Cannes ... not her alcohol ed class.

TMZ broke the story that the judge has ordered LiLo to show proof next Thursday that she had completed 13 alcohol ed classes, but she's only completed nine.

Simple math -- If Lindsay doesn't complete at least four more classes, she's in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear ... Lindsay will go to jail.

Sources say Lindsay -- who is in NYC right now -- has made it clear she's flying to France for the film festival. We're told she's going to publicize her movie about Linda Lovelace.

We're told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow. A lot of flying ... but no alcohol ed.

And there's this ... if Lindsay doesn't complete the required number of classes and doesn't show up in court next Wed., it's standard operating procedure for the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest.

Stay tuned ...

and back in the past...

so they lie to us with ps pics

Sly · 05-17-2010, 08:43 AM

At some point she should stop listening to a publicist and start listening to a life coach. I'm sure all of this is good for the pocket, but not for the life.

alexchechs · 05-17-2010, 08:50 AM

This girl is just the biggest train wreck ever... she actually could have been a respected actress at one point but she is just going to be another Misha Barton

Emma · 05-17-2010, 02:48 PM

Before hitting Cannes, Lohan told Hollywood TV, "I'm off to Cannes to announce the movie." She also shot down rumors that she?s violated her probation by missing her court ordered alcohol education classes.

"I've just finished some more traffic school. I'm in compliance more than ever,? Lohan revealed.

Now, if only she was as sober as ever, Lindsay would really be on the right track.

Lindsay?s drunken night in Cannes follows a drunken night in LA, during which Lohan threw a drink at New York Ranger Aaron Voros and his girlfriend Jessica Stam.

"Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ,? a source told the NY Post. ?But she claimed she didn't want to sit with Aaron and said, 'He's my ex-boyfriend. I don't want him anywhere near me.? Voros later said he did not know Lindsay.

Jarmusch · 05-17-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Emma

"Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ,? a source told the NY Post. ?But she claimed she didn't want to sit with Aaron and said, 'He's my ex-boyfriend. I don't want him anywhere near me.? Voros later said he did not know Lindsay.

Front page breaking news right there.

Vegas Ken · 05-17-2010, 04:23 PM

What an unfortunate train wreck

PornMD · 05-17-2010, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Emma

"Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ,” a source told the NY Post. “But she claimed she didn't want to sit with Aaron and said, 'He's my ex-boyfriend. I don't want him anywhere near me.” Voros later said he did not know Lindsay.

Or in his probable exact words "Sheeit, I don't know this crazy bitch."

MasterBlow · 05-18-2010, 01:35 AM

It sucks to be Lindsay Lohan, Miss USA and Survivor Villain Russell

themadwriter · 05-18-2010, 04:31 AM

great example of a good girl gone to waste!

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LA Crew Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: city of angels Posts: 1,356	Lindsay Lohan - Cannes Do by TMZ Staff Lindsay Lohan is rolling the dice in her DUI probation case in a big way -- because we've learned she's headed to Cannes ... not her alcohol ed class. TMZ broke the story that the judge has ordered LiLo to show proof next Thursday that she had completed 13 alcohol ed classes, but she's only completed nine. Simple math -- If Lindsay doesn't complete at least four more classes, she's in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear ... Lindsay will go to jail. Sources say Lindsay -- who is in NYC right now -- has made it clear she's flying to France for the film festival. We're told she's going to publicize her movie about Linda Lovelace. We're told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow. A lot of flying ... but no alcohol ed. And there's this ... if Lindsay doesn't complete the required number of classes and doesn't show up in court next Wed., it's standard operating procedure for the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest. Stay tuned ... and back in the past... __________________

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Emma Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,288	Before hitting Cannes, Lohan told Hollywood TV, "I'm off to Cannes to announce the movie." She also shot down rumors that she?s violated her probation by missing her court ordered alcohol education classes. "I've just finished some more traffic school. I'm in compliance more than ever,? Lohan revealed. Now, if only she was as sober as ever, Lindsay would really be on the right track. Lindsay?s drunken night in Cannes follows a drunken night in LA, during which Lohan threw a drink at New York Ranger Aaron Voros and his girlfriend Jessica Stam. "Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ,? a source told the NY Post. ?But she claimed she didn't want to sit with Aaron and said, 'He's my ex-boyfriend. I don't want him anywhere near me.? Voros later said he did not know Lindsay.

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