Lindsay Lohan - Cannes Do
 

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by TMZ Staff

Lindsay Lohan is rolling the dice in her DUI probation case in a big way -- because we've learned she's headed to Cannes ... not her alcohol ed class.

TMZ broke the story that the judge has ordered LiLo to show proof next Thursday that she had completed 13 alcohol ed classes, but she's only completed nine.

Simple math -- If Lindsay doesn't complete at least four more classes, she's in violation of probation and the judge has made it clear ... Lindsay will go to jail.

Sources say Lindsay -- who is in NYC right now -- has made it clear she's flying to France for the film festival. We're told she's going to publicize her movie about Linda Lovelace.

We're told Lindsay will fly from NYC to L.A. today, get her stuff and then head off to France tomorrow. A lot of flying ... but no alcohol ed.

And there's this ... if Lindsay doesn't complete the required number of classes and doesn't show up in court next Wed., it's standard operating procedure for the judge to issue a warrant for her arrest.

Stay tuned ...

and back in the past...

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It sure does not require a brain to be famous even if it is more infamous now than famous.

Oh thank god the void in my life I like to fill with LiLo news has been going neglected for way too long TY SO MUCH

She looks 40 there

Got that LiLo News pumping through my veins oh god getting so hard right now

Celebs are above the law.

for some reason i find her rather attractive

How is this bullshit news worthy at all?

Wish her the best, really like this troubled girl.

This will be Dakota Fanning in 8 to 10 years. Precocious child star syndrome, lol.

How old is she actually?

hot babe

She needs to slow down doing drugs

Wow :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

yeah, photoshop is awesome!

TMZ != news. Rather a cancer that will not go away

she used to be hot.

i suspect it's a calculated decision to make sure that the linda lovelace roll is locked down. after cannes, she'll deal with being locked up.

she's got serious money problems and needs that gig.

because like Paris Hilton, she'll only spend about ten minutes in jail and get a shit ton of publicity. It is too much of a hassle for the jail to deal with them.

didn't paris do ~6 weeks or so for her parole violation?

Ahhh to much time wasted on these personas....

Skank!! :2 cents:

Did she win her etrade lawsuit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

She's around 30 now, right?

so they lie to us with ps pics

At some point she should stop listening to a publicist and start listening to a life coach. I'm sure all of this is good for the pocket, but not for the life.

This girl is just the biggest train wreck ever... she actually could have been a respected actress at one point but she is just going to be another Misha Barton

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Before hitting Cannes, Lohan told Hollywood TV, "I'm off to Cannes to announce the movie." She also shot down rumors that she?s violated her probation by missing her court ordered alcohol education classes.

"I've just finished some more traffic school. I'm in compliance more than ever,? Lohan revealed.

Now, if only she was as sober as ever, Lindsay would really be on the right track.

Lindsay?s drunken night in Cannes follows a drunken night in LA, during which Lohan threw a drink at New York Ranger Aaron Voros and his girlfriend Jessica Stam.

"Lindsay threw a fit because she wanted to be at their table near the DJ,? a source told the NY Post. ?But she claimed she didn't want to sit with Aaron and said, 'He's my ex-boyfriend. I don't want him anywhere near me.? Voros later said he did not know Lindsay.

Front page breaking news right there.

What an unfortunate train wreck

Or in his probable exact words "Sheeit, I don't know this crazy bitch."

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It sucks to be Lindsay Lohan, Miss USA and Survivor Villain Russell

great example of a good girl gone to waste!