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05-11-2010, 12:20 PM
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wtf
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Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch!
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05-11-2010, 12:24 PM
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Hm I thought they were rubbing the dry cum from their eyes..
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05-11-2010, 12:39 PM
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People get the eye booger out of their eye.
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05-11-2010, 12:55 PM
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I told my girl this and she completely agrees aahahhaaha
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05-13-2010, 12:50 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Did I fall asleep and wake up in the early 80's?
Timeless joke though. Old, but timeless.
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05-13-2010, 12:53 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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05-13-2010, 01:02 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-13-2010, 01:05 PM
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I rub my eyes in the morning too
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05-13-2010, 01:05 PM
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working on my tan
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Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock. . |
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05-13-2010, 01:14 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Funny story actually -- Once, while working as hospital security back then, maybe '84 or thereabouts, I was walking down a ward and as I came upon the nursing station I heard a nurse telling this joke to 3 or 4 other nurses as they sat around doing their charting. I heard her say "Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?" and before she could say the punchline I said it as I passed by -- "Because they don't have balls to scratch" The whole works of them broke out in mad laughter. In fact much later I ended up getting busy with one of those nurses for a while. That joke got me laid. :D
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05-13-2010, 01:15 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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05-13-2010, 01:41 PM
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Lol, oldie but still funny... :P
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