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brassmonkey · 04-30-2010, 07:05 AM

THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER

Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.

Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?

The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:

?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?

I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.

?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?

?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.

In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.

Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.

04-30-2010, 07:15 AM

not that much older up to 10 years i have and would happily do again, infact all i go for is the older woman (5-10 years)

brassmonkey · 04-30-2010, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

not that much older up to 10 years i have and would happily do again, infact all i go for is the older woman (5-10 years)

i cant say ive had a thing for my grandmother

hes making cream pies with his grandmother

CurrentlySober · 04-30-2010, 07:20 AM

Not my Grandmother! NO WAY! Thats FUCKING SICK!!!

My Mom however... Well, shes pretty hot... So... Maybe ?

candyflip · 04-30-2010, 07:20 AM

That's too old for me.

brassmonkey · 04-30-2010, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

That's too old for me.

what u trying to say if she was younger well.......

eroticsexxx · 04-30-2010, 07:53 AM

Raf1 · 04-30-2010, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Not my Grandmother! NO WAY! Thats FUCKING SICK!!!

My Mom however... Well, shes pretty hot... So... Maybe ?

hmm

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2010, 07:54 AM

The farthest I've gone was a woman 9 years older than me. And even that was freakin' me out.

L-Pink · 04-30-2010, 07:57 AM

The raisin comment was pretty funny

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quantum-x · 04-30-2010, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

The farthest I've gone was a woman 9 years older than me. And even that was freakin' me out.

17 years here. It was fun.

GatorB · 04-30-2010, 08:05 AM

i love reposts!!!!!!!!

Dirty Lord · 04-30-2010, 08:48 AM

oh crap, he did it wrong!

Nodtveidt · 04-30-2010, 03:06 PM

When I was 26, I was making a 51 year old lady very happy between the sheets. She had a better body than some of the 20-somethings I've been with. Nowadays, I'm 35 and have a 29 year old wife, but my wife's mother, who is in her mid 50s, is sexy as hell and I'd hit that without hesitation.

OTerror · 04-30-2010, 03:29 PM

is this foreal?

Nodtveidt · 04-30-2010, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OTerror

is this foreal?

It's not exactly uncommon. I have no idea why it's making news...but I guess it's been a slow news week.

seeandsee · 04-30-2010, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER

Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.

Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?

The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:

?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?

I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.

?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?

?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.

In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.

Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.

sick for me

u-Bob · 04-30-2010, 04:12 PM

o m FUCKING g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spunky · 04-30-2010, 05:28 PM

I'm not into grannies

DamnGoodRatio · 04-30-2010, 06:35 PM

Older , younger, same age if it looks good I would, but NEVER EVER my own Grandmother . . .

Konkan · 04-30-2010, 07:01 PM

Aprox 15years but I prefer a 20-25 years old chicks in general.

CDSmith · 04-30-2010, 07:04 PM

13 years older once. She was young for her age though. That was back in the mid 90's.

Damn, she'd be about 60 now. I wonder if she's still single...

woj · 04-30-2010, 08:32 PM

you gotta be kidding..

BillyHoe · 04-30-2010, 09:42 PM

I've banged plenty of older women. Not Grannies mind you, but definitely older. It's alot more fun then someone in their 20s, in my opinion.

Naechy · 04-30-2010, 11:01 PM

love this story and pic

2012 · 04-30-2010, 11:10 PM

they look so happy together, god bless !

BIGTYMER · 04-30-2010, 11:19 PM

It wont last.

CaptainHowdy · 05-01-2010, 04:17 AM

He is gay...

Jon Oso · 05-01-2010, 04:22 AM

So far I've done 6 years younger (18 at 24) and 25 years older (46 at 21) ... Neither of whom I was related to though. The older woman was definitely more fun though. Could have just been the sex but I think it was more along the lines of she bought me stuff.

Andro · 05-01-2010, 04:26 AM

holly shit

Chosen · 05-01-2010, 04:27 AM

When you like someone you don't really care about the age difference...

Andro · 05-01-2010, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

When you like someone you don't really care about the age difference...

fuck... this is his grandma.

GetSCORECash · 05-01-2010, 04:43 AM

A repost of a thread that's been live on gfy for over a week now.

Let me take ths opportunity to say:
If you are into older chicks go to www.50plusmilfs.com

Chosen · 05-01-2010, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andro

fuck... this is his grandma.

I don't speak about this particular case, just about the subject in general...

Scott McD · 05-01-2010, 05:19 AM

Nodtveidt · 05-01-2010, 06:08 AM

She is just...eww. And always has been. Even when she was young and "beautiful", she was "eww" to me.

Scott McD · 05-01-2010, 07:04 AM

Ok on a more serious note, when speaking of a hot older woman, this is as hot as it gets for me !!!

brassmonkey · 05-01-2010, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetSCORECash

A repost of a thread that's been live on gfy for over a week now.

Let me take ths opportunity to say:
If you are into older chicks go to www.50plusmilfs.com

enjoy

LoveSandra · 05-01-2010, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

That's too old for me.

Cyber Fucker · 05-01-2010, 10:31 AM

no way

Serge Litehead · 05-01-2010, 11:11 AM

at around 28y.o. I hang out with girl +10y. my age for a while, she felt and looked not much older than my age

brassmonkey · 05-01-2010, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012

they look so happy together, god bless !

they do. his mom came out of the vagina hes snaking

CYF · 05-01-2010, 12:18 PM

the oldest chick I slept with was maybe a year or two older, that's about it

brassmonkey · 05-01-2010, 12:35 PM

id snake a old bitch if shes paying well

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