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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77397

    #1

    would you screw a older lady?

    THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER


    Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.

    Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?

    The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

    After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

    In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:

    ?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?

    I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.

    ?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?

    ?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.


    In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

    Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.

    Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.
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  • Altwebdesign

    #2
    not that much older up to 10 years i have and would happily do again, infact all i go for is the older woman (5-10 years)

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    • brassmonkey
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      • Sep 2005
      • 77397

      #3
      Originally posted by Altwebdesign
      not that much older up to 10 years i have and would happily do again, infact all i go for is the older woman (5-10 years)
      i cant say ive had a thing for my grandmother hes making cream pies with his grandmother
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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38950

        #4
        Not my Grandmother! NO WAY! Thats FUCKING SICK!!!

        My Mom however... Well, shes pretty hot... So... Maybe ?


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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          That's too old for me.

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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77397

            #6
            Originally posted by candyflip
            That's too old for me.
            what u trying to say if she was younger well.......
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            • eroticsexxx
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              • Aug 2006
              • 3133

              #7

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              • Raf1
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2003
                • 12117

                #8
                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                Not my Grandmother! NO WAY! Thats FUCKING SICK!!!

                My Mom however... Well, shes pretty hot... So... Maybe ?
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  The farthest I've gone was a woman 9 years older than me. And even that was freakin' me out.
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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    The raisin comment was pretty funny


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                    • quantum-x
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 6863

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                      The farthest I've gone was a woman 9 years older than me. And even that was freakin' me out.
                      17 years here. It was fun.
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                      • GatorB
                        The Demon & 12clicks
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 18208

                        #12
                        i love reposts!!!!!!!!

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                        • Dirty Lord
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                          • Nov 2007
                          • 2681

                          #13
                          oh crap, he did it wrong!

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                          • Nodtveidt
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 573

                            #14
                            When I was 26, I was making a 51 year old lady very happy between the sheets. She had a better body than some of the 20-somethings I've been with. Nowadays, I'm 35 and have a 29 year old wife, but my wife's mother, who is in her mid 50s, is sexy as hell and I'd hit that without hesitation.

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                            • OTerror
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 2527

                              #15
                              is this foreal?
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                              • Nodtveidt
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 573

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OTerror
                                is this foreal?
                                It's not exactly uncommon. I have no idea why it's making news...but I guess it's been a slow news week.

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                                • seeandsee
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 50945

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                  THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER


                                  Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.

                                  Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?

                                  The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

                                  After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

                                  In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:

                                  ?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?

                                  I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.

                                  ?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?

                                  ?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.


                                  In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

                                  Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.

                                  Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.
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                                  • u-Bob
                                    there's no $$$ in porn
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 33063

                                    #18
                                    o m FUCKING g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986

                                      #19
                                      I'm not into grannies

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                                      • DamnGoodRatio
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 855

                                        #20
                                        Older , younger, same age if it looks good I would, but NEVER EVER my own Grandmother . . .
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                                        • Konkan
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                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 3537

                                          #21
                                          Aprox 15years but I prefer a 20-25 years old chicks in general.
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                                          • CDSmith
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • May 2001
                                            • 51460

                                            #22
                                            13 years older once. She was young for her age though. That was back in the mid 90's.

                                            Damn, she'd be about 60 now. I wonder if she's still single...
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                                            • woj
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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 47882

                                              #23
                                              you gotta be kidding..
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                                              • BillyHoe
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 2214

                                                #24
                                                I've banged plenty of older women. Not Grannies mind you, but definitely older. It's alot more fun then someone in their 20s, in my opinion.

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                                                • Naechy
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                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 6497

                                                  #25
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                                                  • 2012
                                                    So Fucking What
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 17189

                                                    #26
                                                    they look so happy together, god bless !
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                                                    • BIGTYMER
                                                      Junior Achiever
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 17066

                                                      #27
                                                      It wont last.

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                                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 94738

                                                        #28
                                                        He is gay...

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                                                        • Jon Oso
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 2241

                                                          #29
                                                          So far I've done 6 years younger (18 at 24) and 25 years older (46 at 21) ... Neither of whom I was related to though. The older woman was definitely more fun though. Could have just been the sex but I think it was more along the lines of she bought me stuff.
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                                                          • Andro
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                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 38

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Chosen
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 63151

                                                              #31
                                                              When you like someone you don't really care about the age difference...

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                                                              • Andro
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Apr 2008
                                                                • 38

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Chosen
                                                                When you like someone you don't really care about the age difference...
                                                                fuck... this is his grandma.
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                                                                • GetSCORECash
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                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                  • 5527

                                                                  #33
                                                                  A repost of a thread that's been live on gfy for over a week now.

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                                                                  • Chosen
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 63151

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Andro
                                                                    fuck... this is his grandma.
                                                                    I don't speak about this particular case, just about the subject in general...

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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 67798

                                                                      #35


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                                                                      • Nodtveidt
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                                        • 573

                                                                        #36
                                                                        She is just...eww. And always has been. Even when she was young and "beautiful", she was "eww" to me.

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                                                                        • Scott McD
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 67798

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Ok on a more serious note, when speaking of a hot older woman, this is as hot as it gets for me !!!











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                                                                          • brassmonkey
                                                                            Pay It Forward
                                                                            • Sep 2005
                                                                            • 77397

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by GetSCORECash
                                                                            A repost of a thread that's been live on gfy for over a week now.

                                                                            Let me take ths opportunity to say:
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                                                                            • LoveSandra
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                              • 10551

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                              That's too old for me.

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                                                                              • Cyber Fucker
                                                                                Hmm
                                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                                • 12642

                                                                                #40
                                                                                no way

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                                                                                • Serge Litehead
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                  • 5190

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  at around 28y.o. I hang out with girl +10y. my age for a while, she felt and looked not much older than my age

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                                                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                                    • 77397

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by 2012
                                                                                    they look so happy together, god bless !
                                                                                    they do. his mom came out of the vagina hes snaking
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                                                                                    • CYF
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                                                                                      • 10973

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      the oldest chick I slept with was maybe a year or two older, that's about it
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                                                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                                        • 77397

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        id snake a old bitch if shes paying well
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