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Old 04-28-2010, 09:47 AM   #1
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I need one zillion billion hits a day!!!

I was just checking my ratios and I'm figuring if I could somehow get only 1 zillion billion hits a day I'd be living large. Can anyone help me out with this?
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:47 AM   #2
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I will send you one hit per day.
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:51 AM   #3
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I will send you one hit per day.
Thanks, dude. Awesome! Now I only need one zillion billion people minus one to do the same thing.

Hey, can you start a web site to collect 1 cent from every person in the world and just add up how much it would be, or is that illegal?
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:52 AM   #4
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It's 2010 can we stop using the term "hits" to describe visits and/or page views? :P
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:53 AM   #5
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It's 2010 can we stop using the term "hits" to describe visits and/or page views? :P
Oh is that what we're talking about?
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:54 AM   #6
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I have 2 gazillion-gashmillion hits to spare, if your server can handle it? I just don't need the sales, so....
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:55 AM   #7
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:58 AM   #8
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Actually.... cheked my stats too.... I don't have much traffic overall... 120k/unique this month to programs - sales 1:1493 unique.... five times the traffic and I would have a decent living from this..... Hmmmmmmmmm...
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:00 AM   #9
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buy million hits and send on page with 1000 iframes, that is billion for start
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:05 AM   #10
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buy million hits and send on page with 1000 iframes, that is billion for start
adding a couple of popunders and, voila!
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:17 AM   #11
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If you send me a zillion hits a day i will send you a zillion billion hits a day;)
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:29 AM   #12
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:50 AM   #13
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Nasty Dollars and Top Bucks are these guys webmaster checks?

Just curious if Nasty Dollars or Top Bucks are webmaster checks. I don't think they are but are they.

Hey here's a link for people curious about who uses them. Don't know how valid it is...

http://whopaidme.com/search/Webmaster+Checks/
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:50 AM   #14
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We can't do that much, but we can get you some more traffic for sure

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Old 04-28-2010, 12:47 PM   #16
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I second that.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:00 PM   #17
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