I need one zillion billion hits a day!!!
 

I was just checking my ratios and I'm figuring if I could somehow get only 1 zillion billion hits a day I'd be living large. Can anyone help me out with this? :thumbsup

I will send you one hit per day.

Thanks, dude. Awesome! Now I only need one zillion billion people minus one to do the same thing.

Hey, can you start a web site to collect 1 cent from every person in the world and just add up how much it would be, or is that illegal?

It's 2010 can we stop using the term "hits" to describe visits and/or page views? :P

Oh is that what we're talking about? :winkwink:

I have 2 gazillion-gashmillion hits to spare, if your server can handle it? I just don't need the sales, so.... :)

Buy Choker.

Actually.... cheked my stats too.... I don't have much traffic overall... 120k/unique this month to programs - sales 1:1493 unique.... five times the traffic and I would have a decent living from this..... Hmmmmmmmmm...

buy million hits and send on page with 1000 iframes, that is billion for start :)

adding a couple of popunders and, voila!

If you send me a zillion hits a day i will send you a zillion billion hits a day;)

Lol :1orglaugh

Nasty Dollars and Top Bucks are these guys webmaster checks?
 

Just curious if Nasty Dollars or Top Bucks are webmaster checks. I don't think they are but are they.

Hey here's a link for people curious about who uses them. Don't know how valid it is...

http://whopaidme.com/search/Webmaster+Checks/

We can't do that much, but we can get you some more traffic for sure:)

Mr. Romance

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I second that. :pimp

Use a traffic trade script.