Announcing First Annual Lightspeed Awards - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 12-26-2002, 05:29 PM

But first....

I gotta remember to sign up for The Procrastinators Self Help group... ah hell, I'll do it tomorrow... I wanted to join the Psychics Anon group, but I missed the signup deadline, they said I should have KNOWN when it was.... So I tried to join the group for people who get really pissed off over nothing... but the FUCKING LINE was TOO FUCKING LONG and the FUCKING FORM was SO FUCKING COMPLICATED I got pissed off and left!!!!

SO did you hear about the Lightspeed Awards? No need for nomimations, I'm going to win every category, I just want to win something for once!

Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone!

Steve Lightspeed

pr0 · 12-26-2002, 05:46 PM

that must be some gooood ganja...hook a brutha up

SteveLightspeed · 12-26-2002, 05:52 PM

Too much holiday Eggnog

LS

Dawgy · 12-26-2002, 05:55 PM

Drugs are bad.... uhmmkuay?

D-Money · 12-26-2002, 06:06 PM

Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone!

Steve Lightspeed

Did someone say, drugs are bad... Umm kay..

Yeah, uh, sure....

You got it!

Actually in all seriousness, if we did give Steve from Lightspeed one, what can we make the title?

jimmy3way · 12-26-2002, 06:08 PM

Most stand up guy in porn [non-boner related].

Dax · 12-26-2002, 06:11 PM

SteveLightspeed · 12-26-2002, 06:12 PM

How about the "Found a Way to Make Money from His Own Porn Addiction" Award?

That just about sums it all up for me...

How about "Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks" -- or my personal favorite "King of the Geeks"

Finally how about the "I'm going to sponsor every show until SEGURU finally remembers my name" Award -- but you'd have to give SEGURU the "been to every Lightspeed Party but can't remember Lightspeed's name" award

LS

jimmy3way · 12-26-2002, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
How about the "Found a Way to Make Money from His Own Porn Addiction" Award?

That just about sums it all up for me...

Ahahahahhahahahah last week I was telling Roc EXACTLY this.

twinkley · 12-26-2002, 06:37 PM

"most unique party-thrower"

twinkley

Fletch XXX · 12-26-2002, 06:39 PM

D-Money · 12-26-2002, 07:01 PM

"Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks"

I like that one.

SteveLightspeed · 12-26-2002, 07:27 PM

How about the "I Bribed the Guy who selects the Award Winners" Award....

kristin · 12-26-2002, 07:36 PM

Do you really want me to come up with a category for you???

kristin · 12-26-2002, 07:40 PM

Well, not sure what award Steve should get, but I should get the award for being the first person to make Steve puke on himself at a show...this year...he accomplished it himself the first couple of shows.

SteveLightspeed · 12-26-2002, 07:42 PM

Sorry Kristin, but the guys from Bigpay.com beat you to that "honor"...

first this year maybe --- but they made me puke on myself at my first two shows --- that's how I met Elvis Manson... he was laughing at me in the mens room

kristin · 12-26-2002, 07:46 PM

I got an award for you...the Spelling Bee Award...is it so hard to spell my name correctly??? It's written right above your response!

SteveLightspeed · 12-26-2002, 07:47 PM

Whatever you say Khristian...

TDF · 12-26-2002, 07:47 PM

I thought Elvis Manson was going to kick my ass in Florida..maybe it was the liquor that was talking to me..he's cool as a cucumber!

D-Money · 12-26-2002, 08:35 PM

Bribe?

I'm listening....

Aly-Python · 12-26-2002, 10:07 PM

Can we give him the "Because Aly Says So" Award? He's been a good boy this year and definitely deserves it!

laura · 12-26-2002, 10:14 PM

Aly I like that one

SleazyDream · 12-26-2002, 10:16 PM

Aly - very cool sig.

Aly-Python · 12-26-2002, 10:19 PM

Laura! You're in SD? Come play in my hottub...

[email protected]

Sleazy... Sweetheart... You NEED to get the hell out of Manitoba and come play in my hottub.

I'll expect you both by Saturday. Anyone else in?!

SleazyDream · 12-26-2002, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aly-Python
Laura! You're in SD? Come play in my hottub... [email protected]

Sleazy... Sweetheart... You NEED to get the hell out of Manitoba and come play in my hottub.

I'll expect you both by Saturday. Anyone else in?!

Very Very tempting.....

I just had a hottub installed on my deck outside the other month. They are just sooo much neater sitting in them in -20 degrees on a cloudless stary night with the northern lights dancing over your head.... you need to come here and play in mine!!!!!!! It's almost a religious experience it's soo beautiful.

Aly-Python · 12-26-2002, 10:37 PM

Sleazy, darling, I'm quite certain sitting in a hottub with you in any climate would be a religious experience!

kristin · 12-27-2002, 12:18 AM

Can I come Aly??
I'll be back from NY tomorrow

Aly-Python · 12-27-2002, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
Can I come Aly??
I'll be back from NY tomorrow

WICKED! See you soon! LOL

Platinum Dave · 12-28-2002, 06:02 PM

I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas

Serge_Oprano · 12-28-2002, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money

Actually in all seriousness, if we did give Steve from Lightspeed one, what can we make the title?

Light Woody?
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 12-28-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Dave

I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

D$,
do you have Gay Couple Woody?
;-)))

SteveLightspeed · 12-28-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas

Dave, that award would have to go to Susanne Whatley -- there were many nights at many conventions that we were sitting around at 5am saying "where did everyone go?"

LS

Techie Media · 12-28-2002, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas

Dave, I also have been there, done that with Steve and crew also, Vegas will be a blast...to say the least

When Steve and I party, theres alot of "Lights" present

SteveLightspeed · 12-28-2002, 07:06 PM

Sweet T taught me everything I know about partying -- he is the master.

He would get the Lightspeed Award for the "Hardest Partier in the Industry"

But I just remembered, I already said, I will win all the awards, no need for nominations....

LS

SteveLightspeed · 12-28-2002, 07:10 PM

Serge wins the award for "Biggest Player that I've yet to meet"

Our paths just never seem to cross....

LS

Kim · 12-28-2002, 11:08 PM

Awhhhh?I thought that I was the only privileged one to see Steve barf up a Whopper, 12 beers and 4 Dead-Nazi shots.

SweetT · 12-28-2002, 11:14 PM

Who? Me?? Party???

Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)

--T

SteveLightspeed · 12-28-2002, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SweetT
Who? Me?? Party???

Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)

--T

Haha! That's what the party bus doesn't have... a bug zapper!!!
Now you gotta get one!!! HAHAHAHA

LS

Serge_Oprano · 12-29-2002, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Serge wins the award for "Biggest Player that I've yet to meet"

Our paths just never seem to cross....

LS

there are 2 reasons for it:

1) my "player" days were over before yours have begun
;-)))

2) I am in bed at 10...
;-))
I am easier to catch at 5-6 am @ the coffee shop
;-)))

come see us at Oprano booth, I'll be flashing my "poonani" and signing "Wanna pet Zee Taigah" photographs from 9 til 10
;-))))

Serge_Oprano · 12-29-2002, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SweetT
Who? Me?? Party???

Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)

--T

"bug zapper"? no wonder every doorman in LV knows your name,
you party animal you
;-)))

12-26-2002, 05:29 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Announcing First Annual Lightspeed Awards But first.... I gotta remember to sign up for The Procrastinators Self Help group... ah hell, I'll do it tomorrow... I wanted to join the Psychics Anon group, but I missed the signup deadline, they said I should have KNOWN when it was.... So I tried to join the group for people who get really pissed off over nothing... but the FUCKING LINE was TOO FUCKING LONG and the FUCKING FORM was SO FUCKING COMPLICATED I got pissed off and left!!!! SO did you hear about the Lightspeed Awards? No need for nomimations, I'm going to win every category, I just want to win something for once! Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone! Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-26-2002 at 05:32 PM..

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12-26-2002, 05:52 PM	#3
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Too much holiday Eggnog LS __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone! Steve Lightspeed Did someone say, drugs are bad... Umm kay.. Yeah, uh, sure.... You got it! Actually in all seriousness, if we did give Steve from Lightspeed one, what can we make the title? __________________ Still Ballin'

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	How about the "Found a Way to Make Money from His Own Porn Addiction" Award? That just about sums it all up for me... How about "Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks" -- or my personal favorite "King of the Geeks" Finally how about the "I'm going to sponsor every show until SEGURU finally remembers my name" Award -- but you'd have to give SEGURU the "been to every Lightspeed Party but can't remember Lightspeed's name" award LS Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-26-2002 at 06:23 PM..

12-26-2002, 06:37 PM	#10
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D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	"Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks" I like that one. __________________ Still Ballin'

12-26-2002, 07:27 PM	#13
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	How about the "I Bribed the Guy who selects the Award Winners" Award.... __________________ Abra-cadabra!

12-26-2002, 07:36 PM	#14
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Do you really want me to come up with a category for you??? __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

12-26-2002, 07:40 PM	#15
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Well, not sure what award Steve should get, but I should get the award for being the first person to make Steve puke on himself at a show...this year...he accomplished it himself the first couple of shows. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has." Last edited by kristin; 12-26-2002 at 07:42 PM..

12-26-2002, 07:42 PM	#16
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Sorry Kristin, but the guys from Bigpay.com beat you to that "honor"... first this year maybe --- but they made me puke on myself at my first two shows --- that's how I met Elvis Manson... he was laughing at me in the mens room __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 12-26-2002 at 07:46 PM..

12-26-2002, 07:46 PM	#17
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I got an award for you...the Spelling Bee Award...is it so hard to spell my name correctly??? It's written right above your response! __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

12-26-2002, 07:47 PM	#18
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Whatever you say Khristian... __________________ Abra-cadabra!

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TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	I thought Elvis Manson was going to kick my ass in Florida..maybe it was the liquor that was talking to me..he's cool as a cucumber! __________________ Sig heil

12-26-2002, 08:35 PM	#20
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Bribe? I'm listening.... __________________ Still Ballin'

12-26-2002, 10:07 PM	#21
Aly-Python Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: West Hollywood Posts: 1,439	Can we give him the "Because Aly Says So" Award? He's been a good boy this year and definitely deserves it! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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laura Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Digital Nomad, but based in New England Posts: 945	Aly I like that one

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12-26-2002, 10:19 PM	#24
Aly-Python Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: West Hollywood Posts: 1,439	Laura! You're in SD? Come play in my hottub... [email protected] Sleazy... Sweetheart... You NEED to get the hell out of Manitoba and come play in my hottub. I'll expect you both by Saturday. Anyone else in?! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

12-26-2002, 10:37 PM	#26
Aly-Python Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: West Hollywood Posts: 1,439	Sleazy, darling, I'm quite certain sitting in a hottub with you in any climate would be a religious experience! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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12-28-2002, 06:02 PM	#29
Platinum Dave Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,441	I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest. I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together. Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas __________________ Check out Adult Rental - Only Pay Per Signup VOD!

12-28-2002, 07:06 PM	#34
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Sweet T taught me everything I know about partying -- he is the master. He would get the Lightspeed Award for the "Hardest Partier in the Industry" But I just remembered, I already said, I will win all the awards, no need for nominations.... LS __________________ Abra-cadabra!

12-28-2002, 07:10 PM	#35
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Serge wins the award for "Biggest Player that I've yet to meet" Our paths just never seem to cross.... LS __________________ Abra-cadabra!

12-28-2002, 11:08 PM	#36
Kim Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 24	Awhhhh?I thought that I was the only privileged one to see Steve barf up a Whopper, 12 beers and 4 Dead-Nazi shots.

12-28-2002, 11:14 PM	#37
SweetT Shank-A-Potamus Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA Posts: 1,756	Who? Me?? Party??? Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;) --T __________________