Announcing First Annual Lightspeed Awards
 

But first....

I gotta remember to sign up for The Procrastinators Self Help group... ah hell, I'll do it tomorrow... I wanted to join the Psychics Anon group, but I missed the signup deadline, they said I should have KNOWN when it was.... So I tried to join the group for people who get really pissed off over nothing... but the FUCKING LINE was TOO FUCKING LONG and the FUCKING FORM was SO FUCKING COMPLICATED I got pissed off and left!!!!

SO did you hear about the Lightspeed Awards? No need for nomimations, I'm going to win every category, I just want to win something for once!

Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone!

Steve Lightspeed

that must be some gooood ganja...hook a brutha up :thumbsup

Too much holiday Eggnog

LS

Drugs are bad.... uhmmkuay?

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Dmoney, can I win the "I'm just a sexy girl" category at the Players Ball? Cmon D, give a dog a bone!

Steve Lightspeed



Did someone say, drugs are bad... Umm kay..


Yeah, uh, sure....



You got it!


Actually in all seriousness, if we did give Steve from Lightspeed one, what can we make the title?

Most stand up guy in porn [non-boner related].

:eek7 :stoned :drinkup :rasta

How about the "Found a Way to Make Money from His Own Porn Addiction" Award?

That just about sums it all up for me...

How about "Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks" -- or my personal favorite "King of the Geeks"

Finally how about the "I'm going to sponsor every show until SEGURU finally remembers my name" Award -- but you'd have to give SEGURU the "been to every Lightspeed Party but can't remember Lightspeed's name" award



LS

Ahahahahhahahahah last week I was telling Roc EXACTLY this.

"most unique party-thrower"

:cool-as-a

twinkley

:glugglug

"Biggest of the Little Dicks" or "Littlest of the Big Dicks"



I like that one.

How about the "I Bribed the Guy who selects the Award Winners" Award....

Do you really want me to come up with a category for you???

Well, not sure what award Steve should get, but I should get the award for being the first person to make Steve puke on himself at a show...this year...he accomplished it himself the first couple of shows. :thumbsup

Sorry Kristin, but the guys from Bigpay.com beat you to that "honor"...

first this year maybe --- but they made me puke on myself at my first two shows --- that's how I met Elvis Manson... he was laughing at me in the mens room

I got an award for you...the Spelling Bee Award...is it so hard to spell my name correctly??? It's written right above your response!

Whatever you say Khristian...

I thought Elvis Manson was going to kick my ass in Florida..maybe it was the liquor that was talking to me..he's cool as a cucumber!:thumbsup

Bribe?

I'm listening....

Can we give him the "Because Aly Says So" Award? He's been a good boy this year and definitely deserves it!

:thumbsup

Aly I like that one

Aly - very cool sig.

Laura! You're in SD? Come play in my hottub... :) [email protected]


Sleazy... Sweetheart... You NEED to get the hell out of Manitoba and come play in my hottub.

I'll expect you both by Saturday. Anyone else in?!

Very Very tempting.....

I just had a hottub installed on my deck outside the other month. They are just sooo much neater sitting in them in -20 degrees on a cloudless stary night with the northern lights dancing over your head.... you need to come here and play in mine!!!!!!! It's almost a religious experience it's soo beautiful.

Sleazy, darling, I'm quite certain sitting in a hottub with you in any climate would be a religious experience!

Can I come Aly??
I'll be back from NY tomorrow :)

WICKED! See you soon! LOL

I'm looking to win the lightspeed award for person who can party along side Steve the longest.

I think me and Steve have closed down a few nights together.

Cheers buddy, cant wait to see ya in Vegas

Light Woody?
;-)))

D$,
do you have Gay Couple Woody?
;-)))

Dave, that award would have to go to Susanne Whatley -- there were many nights at many conventions that we were sitting around at 5am saying "where did everyone go?" :)

LS

Dave, I also have been there, done that with Steve and crew also, Vegas will be a blast...to say the least:thumbsup

When Steve and I party, theres alot of "Lights" present:winkwink:

Sweet T taught me everything I know about partying -- he is the master.

He would get the Lightspeed Award for the "Hardest Partier in the Industry"

But I just remembered, I already said, I will win all the awards, no need for nominations....

LS

Serge wins the award for "Biggest Player that I've yet to meet"


Our paths just never seem to cross....

LS

Awhhhh?I thought that I was the only privileged one to see Steve barf up a Whopper, 12 beers and 4 Dead-Nazi shots.:)

Who? Me?? Party???

Nah....my idea of quality entertainment is a 6 pack and a bug zapper ;)


--T

Haha! That's what the party bus doesn't have... a bug zapper!!!
Now you gotta get one!!! HAHAHAHA

LS

there are 2 reasons for it:

1) my "player" days were over before yours have begun
;-)))

2) I am in bed at 10...
;-))
I am easier to catch at 5-6 am @ the coffee shop
;-)))

come see us at Oprano booth, I'll be flashing my "poonani" and signing "Wanna pet Zee Taigah" photographs from 9 til 10
;-))))

"bug zapper"? no wonder every doorman in LV knows your name,
you party animal you
;-)))