My Racist Joke Of The Day - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 04-19-2010, 08:35 AM

LOL! Sorry to all the races/creeds I have offended in this joke, my buddy just sent it to me and it's a classic!

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In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.

A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven welfare-cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six LA, Hispanic, Gang-Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

As usual, in cases like this, Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton, three useless pieces of crap I might add, were furious and flew into LA to meet with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple, residing on the top floor, lived?

The fire chief said, "They were at work."

nation-x · 04-19-2010, 08:36 AM

you disappointed me

Juicy D. Links · 04-19-2010, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

LOL! Sorry to all the races/creeds I have offended in this joke, my buddy just sent it to me and it's a classic!

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In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.

A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven welfare-cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six LA, Hispanic, Gang-Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

As usual, in cases like this, Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton, three useless pieces of crap I might add, were furious and flew into LA to meet with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple, residing on the top floor, lived?

The fire chief said, "They were at work."

DH is racialist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GTS Mark · 04-19-2010, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

you disappointed me

the joke or my blaintant racism?

Scott McD · 04-19-2010, 08:55 AM

It's not even a joke, it's a FACT!

Kenny B! · 04-19-2010, 08:56 AM

That will be repeated!

L-Pink · 04-19-2010, 08:56 AM

I liked it!

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fatfoo · 04-19-2010, 09:02 AM

So they don't have home-based business work? The house was empty because the couple went to work? Interesting...

ottopottomouse · 04-19-2010, 09:02 AM

Bit old. Probably ? sickipedia ages ago.

brassmonkey · 04-19-2010, 09:02 AM

how much thought did it take

fuzebox · 04-19-2010, 09:32 AM

1 org laugh

Scott McD · 04-19-2010, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

So they don't have home-based business work? The house was empty because the couple went to work? Interesting...

Just "wow".

Sid70 · 04-19-2010, 09:46 AM

Big time winner.

bigpappa17934 · 04-19-2010, 09:54 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

96ukssob · 04-19-2010, 09:59 AM

although racism is not funny, this joke is

PastorSinAlot · 04-19-2010, 10:04 AM

wow, weak

smutnut · 04-19-2010, 10:07 AM

My favorite racist joke of all time.

A little Native American boy runs up to the Indian Chief (Oops native American Chief) and asks,

"Indian Chief, Indian Chief how do you name all the kids in the tribe?"

The Indian Chief answers, "After the morning of the birth I look out at my tribe and the first thing I see I name the child after. If I see a deer running, I call him RUNNING DEER, If I see a hawk flying, I call him FLYING HAWK.'

'Why do you ask, HUMPING DOG?"

Chosen · 04-19-2010, 10:09 AM

Good one

RyuLion · 04-19-2010, 10:15 AM

Hmmm, lemme guess they probably had a typical lame 9-5 job..
lol..

J. Falcon · 04-19-2010, 10:54 AM

Not bad.

Gabriel · 04-19-2010, 10:54 AM

Must be some poor white folk having to live in a four-plex in South L.A.

J. Falcon · 04-19-2010, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

So they don't have home-based business work? The house was empty because the couple went to work? Interesting...

Are you purposely retarded or is it something you can't avoid?

Poindexterity · 04-19-2010, 11:05 AM

too much setup, not enough punchline.
2/10

Jack Sparrow · 04-19-2010, 01:54 PM

ROFL! Good one!

michael.kickass · 04-19-2010, 01:56 PM

04-19-2010, 08:35 AM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	My Racist Joke Of The Day LOL! Sorry to all the races/creeds I have offended in this joke, my buddy just sent it to me and it's a classic! ============ In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire. A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven welfare-cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six LA, Hispanic, Gang-Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died. A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire. As usual, in cases like this, Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton, three useless pieces of crap I might add, were furious and flew into LA to meet with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple, residing on the top floor, lived? The fire chief said, "They were at work."

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04-19-2010, 10:07 AM	#17
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	My favorite racist joke of all time. A little Native American boy runs up to the Indian Chief (Oops native American Chief) and asks, "Indian Chief, Indian Chief how do you name all the kids in the tribe?" The Indian Chief answers, "After the morning of the birth I look out at my tribe and the first thing I see I name the child after. If I see a deer running, I call him RUNNING DEER, If I see a hawk flying, I call him FLYING HAWK.' 'Why do you ask, HUMPING DOG?"

04-19-2010, 10:09 AM	#18
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Good one

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RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,273	Hmmm, lemme guess they probably had a typical lame 9-5 job.. lol.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

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04-19-2010, 10:54 AM	#21
Gabriel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: So*Cal Posts: 4,789	Must be some poor white folk having to live in a four-plex in South L.A. __________________ ICQ#: 142295729

04-19-2010, 11:05 AM	#23
Poindexterity Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: America's butthole, TX Posts: 882	too much setup, not enough punchline. 2/10

04-19-2010, 01:54 PM	#24
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	ROFL! Good one!

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