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GTS Mark 04-19-2010 08:35 AM

My Racist Joke Of The Day
 
LOL! Sorry to all the races/creeds I have offended in this joke, my buddy just sent it to me and it's a classic! :1orglaugh

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In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.

A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven welfare-cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six LA, Hispanic, Gang-Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

As usual, in cases like this, Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton, three useless pieces of crap I might add, were furious and flew into LA to meet with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple, residing on the top floor, lived?

The fire chief said, "They were at work."

nation-x 04-19-2010 08:36 AM

you disappointed me

Juicy D. Links 04-19-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 17048137)
LOL! Sorry to all the races/creeds I have offended in this joke, my buddy just sent it to me and it's a classic! :1orglaugh

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In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.

A Nigerian family of six con-artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven welfare-cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six LA, Hispanic, Gang-Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

As usual, in cases like this, Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton, three useless pieces of crap I might add, were furious and flew into LA to meet with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple, residing on the top floor, lived?

The fire chief said, "They were at work."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


DH is racialist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

GTS Mark 04-19-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 17048143)
you disappointed me

the joke or my blaintant racism? :error:winkwink:

Scott McD 04-19-2010 08:55 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



It's not even a joke, it's a FACT!

Kenny B! 04-19-2010 08:56 AM

That will be repeated!

L-Pink 04-19-2010 08:56 AM

I liked it!


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fatfoo 04-19-2010 09:02 AM

So they don't have home-based business work? The house was empty because the couple went to work? Interesting...

ottopottomouse 04-19-2010 09:02 AM

Bit old. Probably ? sickipedia ages ago.

brassmonkey 04-19-2010 09:02 AM

how much thought did it take

fuzebox 04-19-2010 09:32 AM

1 org laugh

Scott McD 04-19-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17048242)
So they don't have home-based business work? The house was empty because the couple went to work? Interesting...

Just "wow". :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sid70 04-19-2010 09:46 AM

Big time winner.

bigpappa17934 04-19-2010 09:54 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

96ukssob 04-19-2010 09:59 AM

although racism is not funny, this joke is :thumbsup :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PastorSinAlot 04-19-2010 10:04 AM

wow, weak

smutnut 04-19-2010 10:07 AM

My favorite racist joke of all time.

A little Native American boy runs up to the Indian Chief (Oops native American Chief) and asks,

"Indian Chief, Indian Chief how do you name all the kids in the tribe?"

The Indian Chief answers, "After the morning of the birth I look out at my tribe and the first thing I see I name the child after. If I see a deer running, I call him RUNNING DEER, If I see a hawk flying, I call him FLYING HAWK.'

'Why do you ask, HUMPING DOG?"

Chosen 04-19-2010 10:09 AM

Good one :)

RyuLion 04-19-2010 10:15 AM

Hmmm, lemme guess they probably had a typical lame 9-5 job..
lol..

J. Falcon 04-19-2010 10:54 AM

Not bad.

Gabriel 04-19-2010 10:54 AM

Must be some poor white folk having to live in a four-plex in South L.A.

J. Falcon 04-19-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17048242)
So they don't have home-based business work? The house was empty because the couple went to work? Interesting...

Are you purposely retarded or is it something you can't avoid?

Poindexterity 04-19-2010 11:05 AM

too much setup, not enough punchline.
2/10

Jack Sparrow 04-19-2010 01:54 PM

ROFL! Good one!

michael.kickass 04-19-2010 01:56 PM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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