Does it get any worse than the prefabricated "wedding" photos? - GoFuckYourself.com

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-09-2010, 08:54 AM

Maybe it's just that I'm a dick but I use to check the local "classmates", cause I'm curious about my former classmates. And most often than not, there's a fresh serving of new "wedding" pictures.

The trouble is it looks exactly like a terrible amateur photo shoot from a start of a wedding porn movie - like all those corny interiors, people looking terribly unnatural, weird grims, unfitting wedding dresses, the same locations (castles, parks, all kinds of flora and fauna), weird posing, the same fake smiles.. I wonder how much did they burn on the "wedding photographer".

And it's not like someone can post one or two that look ok to show their wedding pictures and comment, they gotta upload the WHOLE wedding portfolio!

So you're watching the picture # 27 and you're devastated, but the next person has to upload even more pictures to show their wedding was more expensive and they had better weather and were in better shape and less drunk..

/ rant

TDF · 04-09-2010, 08:57 AM

sucks to be you

smutnut · 04-09-2010, 10:09 AM

Just wait until divorce ceremonies start taking hold. You ain't seen nothing yet!

Rochard · 04-09-2010, 10:20 AM

Sounds like someone is pissed they were unable to find someone dumb enough to marry them.

MetaMan · 04-09-2010, 10:31 AM

LOL agreed!

it is all to phony! women feel their biological clock ticking and a lot of these douche bags never got any in high school so they have a new job and are looking to "settle down".

but hey what do i know the 50%+ divorce rate must be false.

the best is i have 2 really good girl friends who are also best friends with eachother.

one of them last year decided to get married, and the other girl bashed her as if she was crazy. then guess what all of a sudden the other girl also was going to get married.

it is like women see one of their friends in a white gown and start to lose it like their life will be over if they are not married by 30. really hilarious. that's why they pop out a kid and the divorce follows.

smutnut · 04-09-2010, 11:31 AM

I want to marry a porn star on a reality show called "Would You Like To Marry A Pornstar?"

$5 submissions · 04-10-2010, 03:02 AM

Hilarious observations, man. I think that also applies to cheesy vacation pics.

Anyway, anyone else here think Facebook has effectively killed classmates.com?

TurboAngel · 04-10-2010, 03:04 AM

This thread needs pics.

nico-t · 04-10-2010, 03:12 AM

so true. And the funniest thing is, the wifey is a little bit chubby most of the time, she used to be a bit fatter but when the marriage came they lose as much weight as they can to look good for everyone and the pics. Then once they are married, they let their control go and start getting fatter and fatter, get kids, get a haircut, and before you know it your beautiful true love went from a cute girl to a fat bull dyke within a few years. Hooray for marriage!

Raf1 · 04-10-2010, 03:35 AM

a lot of the ones I've seen lately have been really cheesy. I guess it just shows lack of taste

Manowar · 04-10-2010, 08:01 AM

focus on yourself instead

CaptainHowdy · 04-10-2010, 08:08 AM

I don't feel compelled to watch wedding pictures...

CYF · 04-10-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

so true. And the funniest thing is, the wifey is a little bit chubby most of the time, she used to be a bit fatter but when the marriage came they lose as much weight as they can to look good for everyone and the pics. Then once they are married, they let their control go and start getting fatter and fatter, get kids, get a haircut, and before you know it your beautiful true love went from a cute girl to a fat bull dyke within a few years. Hooray for marriage!

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-12-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

LOL agreed!

it is all to phony! women feel their biological clock ticking and a lot of these douche bags never got any in high school so they have a new job and are looking to "settle down".

but hey what do i know the 50%+ divorce rate must be false.

the best is i have 2 really good girl friends who are also best friends with eachother.

one of them last year decided to get married, and the other girl bashed her as if she was crazy. then guess what all of a sudden the other girl also was going to get married.

it is like women see one of their friends in a white gown and start to lose it like their life will be over if they are not married by 30. really hilarious. that's why they pop out a kid and the divorce follows.

I hear you!

Here's an example:

We're talking about high school graduation year 2001, so it's not even that hardcore biological clocks ticking yet, although yeah, it's coming up already..

A guy I know since childhood never got laid at the high school,

this I know for a fact,

not that there would be anything wrong with him - he was OK, tall and I would even say handsome, normal dude that you can have a beer with etc.

It's just he was never good with girls, like trying to attract too much attention and sensitive talk crap etc., so he always got a lot of attention, but never any pussy.

I remember a deja vu - we're sitting in a bar - four or five guys from the same year, different schools, and we're having a beer, making a bet who'll get married first.

Guess who won the nomination, and guess who got married first in 2007 with his first girlfriend ever after he got her pregnant...

And it's a sudden change -

cause it's not really him anymore, the only thing he ever talks about is money, the kid, the job, the wife, where will they go for holidays, the new flat etc. etc. basically shit that's conversational, but as conventional as it goes.

Like if he tried to assure you that he's doing well.

What's also interesting is that it's almost exclusively really dull and unoriginal people getting married early,

like those that I'm sure will never surprise you with anything - the same talk, same crap, very predictable people - a clan that is shopping in the same shopping center, driving the same economy cars, wearing the same "I'm too old to wear this shit but it's in vogue" clothes.

Like I have nothing whatsoever against marriage,

if you feel for her if you love her do it,

no questions asked, it may even work out, do whatever you want to do, whatever you feel is right.

But don't make it just another square ritual that's as fake as those ridiculous photos.

Agent 488 · 04-12-2010, 02:24 PM

those are your friends so you are just as square and tasteless as them. congrats.

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-12-2010, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Hilarious observations, man. I think that also applies to cheesy vacation pics.

Anyway, anyone else here think Facebook has effectively killed classmates.com?

I'd say so, this applies also to any local "social networking" sites.

They just can't compete with the amount of functionality and bullshit FB offers.

O MARINA · 04-12-2010, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

cause I'm curious about my former classmates. ...."wedding" pictures.
... terrible amateur photo .... same fake smiles.. I wonder how much did they burn on the "wedding photographer".
....... wedding portfolio!

So you're watching the picture # 27 and you're devastated,
/ rant

Don't be Jealous ;)

O MARINA · 04-12-2010, 02:37 PM

don't hate
LOVE CARLOS LOVE

3xTom · 04-12-2010, 02:39 PM

WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS SOME WEDDING PICS !!!!!

enjoy my SLIGHTLY different wedding..

TrainWreckContent · 04-12-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

This thread needs pics.

agreed

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-12-2010, 02:44 PM

Those shotgun wedding pics are great,

I won't post any that were an inspiration - gotta respect one's privacy

3xTom · 04-13-2010, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Those shotgun wedding pics are great,

I won't post any that were an inspiration - gotta respect one's privacy

Serial Pervert · 04-13-2010, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

This thread needs pics.

fact

04-09-2010, 08:54 AM	#1
CarlosTheGaucho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,512	Does it get any worse than the prefabricated "wedding" photos? Maybe it's just that I'm a dick but I use to check the local "classmates", cause I'm curious about my former classmates. And most often than not, there's a fresh serving of new "wedding" pictures. The trouble is it looks exactly like a terrible amateur photo shoot from a start of a wedding porn movie - like all those corny interiors, people looking terribly unnatural, weird grims, unfitting wedding dresses, the same locations (castles, parks, all kinds of flora and fauna), weird posing, the same fake smiles.. I wonder how much did they burn on the "wedding photographer". And it's not like someone can post one or two that look ok to show their wedding pictures and comment, they gotta upload the WHOLE wedding portfolio! So you're watching the picture # 27 and you're devastated, but the next person has to upload even more pictures to show their wedding was more expensive and they had better weather and were in better shape and less drunk.. / rant __________________ CTG Media \| skype: carlosprague \| cb \|at\| ctgmedia \|dot\| net \| Want to make more with your Dating Traffic? \| Read My Educational Series \| Read my Adult Biz Chronicles \| Did your ad revenue drop by 40 pct. or more last year? Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 04-09-2010 at 09:08 AM..

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$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Hilarious observations, man. I think that also applies to cheesy vacation pics. Anyway, anyone else here think Facebook has effectively killed classmates.com? __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

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04-09-2010, 10:09 AM	#3
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Just wait until divorce ceremonies start taking hold. You ain't seen nothing yet!

04-09-2010, 10:31 AM	#5
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	LOL agreed! it is all to phony! women feel their biological clock ticking and a lot of these douche bags never got any in high school so they have a new job and are looking to "settle down". but hey what do i know the 50%+ divorce rate must be false. the best is i have 2 really good girl friends who are also best friends with eachother. one of them last year decided to get married, and the other girl bashed her as if she was crazy. then guess what all of a sudden the other girl also was going to get married. it is like women see one of their friends in a white gown and start to lose it like their life will be over if they are not married by 30. really hilarious. that's why they pop out a kid and the divorce follows.

04-09-2010, 11:31 AM	#6
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I want to marry a porn star on a reality show called "Would You Like To Marry A Pornstar?"

04-10-2010, 03:04 AM	#8
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	This thread needs pics.

04-10-2010, 03:12 AM	#9
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	so true. And the funniest thing is, the wifey is a little bit chubby most of the time, she used to be a bit fatter but when the marriage came they lose as much weight as they can to look good for everyone and the pics. Then once they are married, they let their control go and start getting fatter and fatter, get kids, get a haircut, and before you know it your beautiful true love went from a cute girl to a fat bull dyke within a few years. Hooray for marriage!

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	those are your friends so you are just as square and tasteless as them. congrats.

04-12-2010, 02:37 PM	#18
O MARINA I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: internet Posts: 13,795	don't hate LOVE CARLOS LOVE

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3xTom Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,610	WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS SOME WEDDING PICS !!!!! enjoy my SLIGHTLY different wedding..

04-12-2010, 02:44 PM	#21
CarlosTheGaucho Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 9,512	Those shotgun wedding pics are great, I won't post any that were an inspiration - gotta respect one's privacy __________________ CTG Media \| skype: carlosprague \| cb \|at\| ctgmedia \|dot\| net \| Want to make more with your Dating Traffic? \| Read My Educational Series \| Read my Adult Biz Chronicles \| Did your ad revenue drop by 40 pct. or more last year? Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 04-12-2010 at 02:46 PM..