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Funniest Comedian of All Time
I vote in no particular order
Standup: Chris Rock George Carlin Dangerfield Diceman Acting: Sandler
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i like steven wright the balding monotone guy
god he is fucking funny others u listed are good too |
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Chris Rock for sure
but i like dana carvey and eddie murphys stuff |
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rockin tha trailerpark
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Chris Farley
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Anyone catch the standup special Robin Williams did earlier in the year? DAMN funny show. He hasn't done anything like this in 20 years. Miss the old Robin, much better than the "Patch Adams" Robin.
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robin williams.
in the late 80's i think it was.. he did a standup show in san francisco. Back in his speed days.. funny mother fucker he was.
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long live his standup and live even longer 'half baked' !
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I saw Dana Carvey when he started out in a local comedy club . I think he was about 26 . Awesome performance
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hmmmmmm.......... depends on your definition of comedian, some people just think standup comics, i include more, sketch comics, talk show hosts, comedy actors.
standup comics ************* Young Eddie Murphy Sam Kinison Bill Hicks Rodney Dangerfield Young David Letterman Jerry Seinfeld Bob Schimmel Bob Newhart Dennis Miller Young Bill Cosby Richard Pryor Norm McDonald Chris Rock sketch comics *********** Phil Hartman Dan Ackroyd Eugene Levy John Belushi Dave Thomas John Candy Jackie Gleason Chris Farley I rank David Letterman and Howard Stern as the two most influential comedians in my lifetime. Pretty much every comic I hear today, white guys, are doing Letterman. Stern's influence is much the same. i'm sure i'm leaving out tons of great funny guys.
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Dane Cook
Patton Oswald Bernie Mac Will Farrel Dave Attel |
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I say:
Bill Cosby/Richard Pryor (tie) Woody Allen George Carlin Bob Newhart Eddie Murphy Paula Poundstone Denis Leary Nipsy Russell Dave Chapelle Dennis Miller Robert Schimmel Mike McDonald (spelling?) SpaceAce |
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Bill Hicks
without a doubt!
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i just don't like the whole "best" thing. there are sooo many funny folk.
i still laugh out loud watching "a night at the opera" or "animal crackers". i as well begin to giggle just looking at will sasso's face -or will ferrel's for that matter. sophie tucker's jokes can't be beat for bawdy guffaws. gilda radner made my sides hurt when she did the "jennifer" show. recently my kid saw richard pryor in concert for her first time and she was enthralled. we have our ritual south park night. i don't laugh so much at george carlin as i worship at his feet. but greatest of all time? can't do it.
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Bill Hicks was very funny, but also pretty hit-and-miss. Some of his material really sucked and I think he got a little bitter toward the end before he died. Also, he was really pompous. He thoght his comedy was the only virtuous thing left in the world and could really be a gigantic asshole. SpaceAce |
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not that i'm THAT old but yeah i grew up long enough ago to remember Newhart doing standup and he is a very funny man and totally original. I always watched the Tonight Show with my dad, i had no bedtime for some reason. His first TV show is very underated as well.
and i forgot one guy who could have been the funniest person i've ever heard or seen................Albert Brooks. Albert Brooks gave up standup comedy early, his films are all really uneven but he's as funny as anybody. He just never found the right thing, he's a neurotic fuckup in real life. I also had a huge crush on his girlfriend when i was a teenager - Kathryn Harold the actress, not that well known, she played opposite Albert in Modern Romance and was also a regular in the Rockford Files and was Arnold Scwharzenegger's wife in one of his movies.
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andy dick is fucking hilarious in cameos, terrible standup though...
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Most of the comedians mentioned on this thread are extremely awesome, but George Carlin is still my all time favorite.
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I'm going to show my age here, but I suggest you track down some of this stuff.
TEAMS Monty Python The Goons The Marx Brothers. INDIVIDUALS Spike Milligan Peter Sellers Bob Newhart, find the Driving Instructor and Submarine Commander. Groucho Marx |
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george carlin for sure. his recent shit in new york is hilarious.
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The Driving Instructor is one of my favorites, as well. The Submarine Commander is funny, but not as good as The Driving Instructor or some of his others (King Kong, Abe Lincoln, An Infinite Number of Monkeys, etc). "My Name? So you can be sure and ask for me next time!" SpaceAce |
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Comedy is subjective so "funniest" is debatable, but some of my favorites are:
David Cross & Bob Odenkirk (standup, Mr. Show) Ben Stiller (Ben Stiller Show, Flirting with Disaster) Robert Smigel (he makes ridiculous cartoons for SNL and is the voice of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog) Chris Rock (standup) Christopher Guest (Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show) Sarah Silverman (standup, SNL, Mr. Show, The Larry Sanders Show, plus she's just fucking hot) Lewis Black (standup, The Daily Show) Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld) ![]() |
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Albert Brooks definately has a very unrealistic yet intelligent comedy style... very unique. Kind of like how Dennis Miller has a very intelligent super political comedy style... I love Dennis Miller. He was insane when I saw him at the Ohio State University in September. He offended EVERYONE.
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Like all of Albert Brooks' movies Lost in America sorta got lost somewhere and wasn't as good as it could have been. BUT there is a scene in there, i think it's when he finds out he didn't get the promotion and not only that but he was fired ........... one of the funniest scenes i've ever seen, i was literally on the floor of the theater, dying with laughter. Garry Marshall played the boss i think? Haven't seen it a long long time.
I should have mentioned Woody Allen, i just don't like him for his private life, he is brilliant. Which is the movie where he's a hypochondriac? Zelig is a masterpiece of comedy i think but my favorite Woody film is Broadway Danny Rose. Nobody's mentioned Steve Martin. I think he's great and for anybody over 35 i don't think a comedian ever had the popularity Steve Martin had for about a year or two in the late 70's. It was rock star kind of popularity. I don't know how many times he hosted Saturday Night Live but it's alot and he always did great monologues. He quit standup comedy soon as he got into movies. Most standups hate standup, all they dream about is getting a TV series or a movie career. Except for Jay Leno who still despite making huge money goes out and does standup comedy. Seinfeld also likes standup still.
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i don't really find people like chris rock funny. i have a pretty dark / sick sense of humor so people like george carlin i find hilarious. monty python and shit like that i could never laugh at.
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Smigel is a genius. The Triumph episodes make me cry.
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george carling and robin williams. thats all you need.
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I believe Steve Martin was actually the very first comic to ever pack stadiums and auditoriums by himself. He created the role of the standup superstar. No one before him had done it. I do like his standup and his comedy songs but most of all I like Planes, Trains and Automobiles ![]() As for Wopdy Allen, the only personal scandal I know of attached to him is the whole thing with Soon-Yi. While that is a littl weird, it isn't all that bad. She's not his real daughter, the whole thing was consensual and they're still married. No matter what, he should have been up at the top of my list with Bill and Richard. The man is pure genius. As a standup he is unsurpasses and I love his movies, too. SpaceAce |
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![]() ![]() I do have a bent for British comedy, though. I should have had Rowan Atkinson at the top of my list, too. Have any of you ever heard the School Headmaster routine? Unbelievable. I also love Fawlty Towers, Blackadder I, II, III and IV (more Rowan Atkinson), Are You Being Served and Red Dwarf. SpaceAce |
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In order:
1 Steven Wright 2 Geoge Carlin 3 Chris Rock 4 Richard Pryor 5 Eddie Murphy 6 Cheech and Chong The last three were funny when I was a kid. Not sure if I'd think so now. I never see Steven Wright CD's in the store. He must be out of print or effectively out of print.
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Bill Hicks was awesome..... I'll add Richard Pryor. I always loved those Richard Pryor & Gene Wilder movies.
Ever seen stir crazy? Awesome. Diceman was always crap.... without drink no-one would ever laugh at him except the WWF community.
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