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smutnut · 04-05-2010, 09:53 AM

This is without a doubt one of the worst written screenplays ever. There is no attention paid whatsoever to simple human motivation, nor is a logical sequence of events even planned out. Everyone should watch this movie just to see how unimportant a screenplay is to getting a movie made. In Hollywood there is always hope and anything is possible. You don't need an once of talent or even common sense. Just find the right dick to suck on and you too can get your project green lighted.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-05-2010, 10:10 AM

ya, that movie failed so hard, lol

Quagmire · 04-05-2010, 10:19 AM

yeah, have to agree. It was very random and pointless.

cthulhu_waves · 04-05-2010, 10:27 AM

I totally agree. I was laughing so hard with the reveal. It was oh so stupid. The cast was so good and it was even produced by Leo DiCaprio. What a waste of an hour and a half.

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 10:32 AM

All I want to know is with all the screenplays sitting on the shelves of movie studios that will never get made, what fucking USC grad genius picked up this script and said, "this one just has to be made" with all that enthusiasm it takes to get one done. I just hope that person's ass is tacked to somebody's shit list!

bronco67 · 04-05-2010, 10:34 AM

Just caught that on cable the other night.

It wasn't great, but not as horrible as you're making it out to be. At least Vera Farmiga made it a little better with her great performance. I have to admit, that's the first twist in a while that I couldn't see coming. Also, I didn't know anything about the movie before watching it.

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

I totally agree. I was laughing so hard with the reveal. It was oh so stupid. The cast was so good and it was even produced by Leo DiCaprio. What a waste of an hour and a half.

He must have blackmailed the mother with the role in The Departed to see how badly she wanted that part! What a hoot! She sure earned that part in The Departed if that's what happened.

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Just caught that on cable the other night.

It wasn't great, but not as horrible as you're making it out to be. At least Vera Farmiga made it a little better with her great performance. I have to admit, that's the first twist in a while that I couldn't see coming. Also, I didn't know anything about the movie before watching it.

How could anyone see the twist coming? It would have been like doing the crying game with an actual chick wearing a strap on.

Just tell me you're not blowing the director because that's the only excuse I can see for defending this piece of shit.

You're right though Vera Farmiga can act, but if you don't have a believable role it's hard to do any actual acting

seeandsee · 04-05-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

This is without a doubt one of the worst written screenplays ever. There is no attention paid whatsoever to simple human motivation, nor is a logical sequence of events even planned out. Everyone should watch this movie just to see how unimportant a screenplay is to getting a movie made. In Hollywood there is always hope and anything is possible. You don't need an once of talent or even common sense. Just find the right dick to suck on and you too can get your project green lighted.

you were better on tubez

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

you were better on tubez

What's tubez? Dot Com?

Getting a parked page.

John-ACWM · 04-05-2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

I totally agree. I was laughing so hard with the reveal. It was oh so stupid. The cast was so good and it was even produced by Leo DiCaprio. What a waste of an hour and a half.

Yup, noticed that too, the name of DiCaprio....

iSpyCams · 04-05-2010, 11:48 AM

I loved it. You guys need to get more alcohol in you when you watch movies, it helps you to overlook the stupid parts.

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I loved it. You guys need to get more alcohol in you when you watch movies, it helps you to overlook the stupid parts.

You aren't getting anything out of liking this! Dicaprio doesn't respect you. He's like the crack dealer selling you bad shit!

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I loved it. You guys need to get more alcohol in you when you watch movies, it helps you to overlook the stupid parts.

You aren't getting anything out of liking this! Dicaprio doesn't respect you. He's like the crack dealer selling yo

This is cause Firefox Jacked me LOL. I'm not double posting

iSpyCams · 04-05-2010, 12:07 PM

I get plenty from it. Because of that movie, whenever I want to kick a bratty little girl in the mouth I can just pretend shes actually a bloodthirsty Croatian midget who wants to kill my children.

BigDeanEvans · 04-05-2010, 12:14 PM

It was so-so, certainty wasn't the worst movie ever

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10010658-orphan/

it got 55% on rotten tomatoes which to me anything over 50% is worth a watch.

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans

It was so-so, certainty wasn't the worst movie ever

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10010658-orphan/

it got 55% on rotten tomatoes which to me anything over 50% is worth a watch.

Really? If it ain't at 75% on rotten tomatoes at least I don't give it a nod. You must have watched my flick!

smutnut · 04-05-2010, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

you were better on tubez

Are you ever going to say what you meant by this cause I'll probably bump this thread until you do, and I don't think anyone here wants that?

StrokeKing · 04-05-2010, 05:22 PM

i dont like that movie, actually i didnt watch it. all of my friend told me it such a waste of time.

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Dumbest Movie Ever - ORPHAN - lol! This is without a doubt one of the worst written screenplays ever. There is no attention paid whatsoever to simple human motivation, nor is a logical sequence of events even planned out. Everyone should watch this movie just to see how unimportant a screenplay is to getting a movie made. In Hollywood there is always hope and anything is possible. You don't need an once of talent or even common sense. Just find the right dick to suck on and you too can get your project green lighted. Last edited by smutnut; 04-05-2010 at 09:55 AM..

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Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	yeah, have to agree. It was very random and pointless. __________________

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cthulhu_waves Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,966	I totally agree. I was laughing so hard with the reveal. It was oh so stupid. The cast was so good and it was even produced by Leo DiCaprio. What a waste of an hour and a half. __________________ DATINGFACTORY.COM WE BUILD YOUR BRAND, NOT OURS! Private Label *Dating* Solutions & Affiliate *Dating* Network.

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Just caught that on cable the other night. It wasn't great, but not as horrible as you're making it out to be. At least Vera Farmiga made it a little better with her great performance. I have to admit, that's the first twist in a while that I couldn't see coming. Also, I didn't know anything about the movie before watching it. __________________

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StrokeKing Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 232	i dont like that movie, actually i didnt watch it. all of my friend told me it such a waste of time. __________________ Adult Reviews by the Stroke King.

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	ya, that movie failed so hard, lol

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	All I want to know is with all the screenplays sitting on the shelves of movie studios that will never get made, what fucking USC grad genius picked up this script and said, "this one just has to be made" with all that enthusiasm it takes to get one done. I just hope that person's ass is tacked to somebody's shit list!

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iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	I loved it. You guys need to get more alcohol in you when you watch movies, it helps you to overlook the stupid parts.

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iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	I get plenty from it. Because of that movie, whenever I want to kick a bratty little girl in the mouth I can just pretend shes actually a bloodthirsty Croatian midget who wants to kill my children.

04-05-2010, 12:14 PM	#16
BigDeanEvans So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,368	It was so-so, certainty wasn't the worst movie ever http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10010658-orphan/ it got 55% on rotten tomatoes which to me anything over 50% is worth a watch.