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Choker · 03-31-2010, 07:14 PM

1. Yeah my sister is hot, she wants to fuck you. Can I watch?

2. Of course I'll give you head everyday, but only after you fuck my ass.

3. If you feel a tooth just slap my face real hard baby.

4. Of course you can fuck other girls. Should I go find one and bring her home tonight?

5. Of course I'm bi, my hot girlfriend is coming over tonight we can both fuck her.

6. Take your cock out of my ass and face fuck me now.

7. Take your cock out of my hot girlfriends ass and face fuck me now.

8. Don't cum in my pussy baby, let me drink every drop.

9. ......................

10. ........................

Please fill in 9 and 10
LOL

JA$ON · 03-31-2010, 07:41 PM

1. Food is on the table
2. I wont be able to sleep over, I have an early meeting
3. Hey babe can we go to the.......oh, sorry, didnt know you were watching the game......I'll ask you later

fatfoo · 03-31-2010, 07:41 PM

9. You're not ugly and fat at all, you work out.

10. You're not stupid, you're a genius.

BIGTYMER · 03-31-2010, 07:42 PM

1. Thats not herpes its just a rash

Spunky · 03-31-2010, 07:43 PM

After you fuck my sister,I'll get you a cold beer and a sandwich

BIGTYMER · 03-31-2010, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

9. You're not ugly and fat at all, you work out.

10. You're not stupid, you're a genius.

Dude yours are LAME!

NemesisEnforcer · 03-31-2010, 07:55 PM

9. I just finished changing the oil in your car and I'm about to rotate the tires.

10. My hot mom caught you checking her out and she would like to fuck you. Is that ok?

Jon Oso · 03-31-2010, 08:06 PM

9. *No words, just sounds of her blowing you*

Domain Diva · 03-31-2010, 08:12 PM

9....Thats the biggest cock I have ever seen !

always a winning line !

Farang · 03-31-2010, 08:21 PM

Is that your cock in your avatar pic?

Choker · 03-31-2010, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON

1. Food is on the table
2. I wont be able to sleep over, I have an early meeting
3. Hey babe can we go to the.......oh, sorry, didnt know you were watching the game......I'll ask you later

LOL, not hot these are good errr COMFORT things we want to hear our girl say. lol

Choker · 03-31-2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

9. You're not ugly and fat at all, you work out.

10. You're not stupid, you're a genius.

those 2 are things girls like to hear us say to them. lol

Loch · 03-31-2010, 08:26 PM

9: ok ill be going home now, see you next time you call
10: should i make dinner before leaving?

Chosen · 03-31-2010, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

Is that your cock in your avatar pic?

Chosen · 03-31-2010, 10:21 PM

The whole thread looks pretty stupid to me.....

Farang · 03-31-2010, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Seriously, I was wondering... The guy is a grandpa, right, why would he post pics of his cock online

Sabby · 03-31-2010, 10:57 PM

OMG YOUR DICK IS HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sabby

Mike Honcho · 04-01-2010, 01:24 AM

When girls tell me I have a fat cock, that usually sends the oil to the surface.

hypedough · 04-01-2010, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON

1. Food is on the table
2. I wont be able to sleep over, I have an early meeting
3. Hey babe can we go to the.......oh, sorry, didnt know you were watching the game......I'll ask you later

I'm with Jason on this one.

munki · 04-01-2010, 02:01 AM

You nailed 9 and 10 on the head... no additions necessary... after we are done with 1-8 the hottest things that could come out of her mouth are a nice silen "..." maybe mixed with a lil gurgle from the loads.

Voodoo · 04-01-2010, 02:16 AM

15. After you're done fucking me, please either go to sleep or go watch TV, whatever you do, please don't cuddle. I'll clean up.

The Duck · 04-01-2010, 02:29 AM

You seem to like ATM.

VikingMan · 04-01-2010, 05:43 AM

My GF does about 80% of that list.

redwhiteandblue · 04-01-2010, 05:55 AM

10. I'm going to sleep now, you do what you want.

redwhiteandblue · 04-01-2010, 05:56 AM

11. My dad owns a brewery.

Scott McD · 04-01-2010, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

9. You're not ugly and fat at all, you work out.

10. You're not stupid, you're a genius.

CaptainHowdy · 04-01-2010, 06:58 AM

1. I don't like you.

BigDeanEvans · 04-01-2010, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

Seriously, I was wondering... The guy is a grandpa, right, why would he post pics of his cock online

ouch

gabe100 · 04-01-2010, 08:46 AM

You don't need to pay me. I had fun.

Choker · 04-01-2010, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

Seriously, I was wondering... The guy is a grandpa, right, why would he post pics of his cock online

What does being a grandpa have to do with anything? I'm 44 not 84 lol

Choker · 04-01-2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck

You seem to like ATM.

And you don't?

ahoy · 04-01-2010, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

11. My dad owns a brewery.

JP513 · 04-03-2010, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

1. Yeah my sister is hot, she wants to fuck you. Can I watch?

2. Of course I'll give you head everyday, but only after you fuck my ass.

3. If you feel a tooth just slap my face real hard baby.

4. Of course you can fuck other girls. Should I go find one and bring her home tonight?

5. Of course I'm bi, my hot girlfriend is coming over tonight we can both fuck her.

6. Take your cock out of my ass and face fuck me now.

7. Take your cock out of my hot girlfriends ass and face fuck me now.

8. Don't cum in my pussy baby, let me drink every drop.

How come shit like this never happens to me?

Choker · 04-03-2010, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *******

My GF does about 80% of that list.

Your a lucky man

VeriSexy · 04-03-2010, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

9: ok ill be going home now, see you next time you call
10: should i make dinner before leaving?

Now that's a keeper

will76 · 04-03-2010, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

1. Yeah my sister is hot, she wants to fuck you. Can I watch?

2. Of course I'll give you head everyday, but only after you fuck my ass.

3. If you feel a tooth just slap my face real hard baby.

4. Of course you can fuck other girls. Should I go find one and bring her home tonight?

5. Of course I'm bi, my hot girlfriend is coming over tonight we can both fuck her.

6. Take your cock out of my ass and face fuck me now.

7. Take your cock out of my hot girlfriends ass and face fuck me now.

8. Don't cum in my pussy baby, let me drink every drop.

9. ......................

10. ........................

Please fill in 9 and 10
LOL

like anal sex ? about half of them involved you fucking her in the ass.

GatorB · 04-04-2010, 01:23 AM

9. I got my period.

10. The clinic said it was just a yeast infection.

Manowar · 04-04-2010, 01:30 AM

10. we dont need to live together or get married

Pornopat · 04-04-2010, 01:39 AM

9. I am sorry I woke you up. I just wanted to taste your cock again.

L-Pink · 04-04-2010, 01:54 AM

9) If I let you fuck my sister can I lick your ass?

10) After you fuck my face it would be really cool if you peed on me.

.

L-Pink · 04-04-2010, 12:46 PM

9) If my sister brings over some blow can she join us?

.

03-31-2010, 07:14 PM	#1
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