Hottest top ten things a girl can tell a guy
 

1. Yeah my sister is hot, she wants to fuck you. Can I watch?

2. Of course I'll give you head everyday, but only after you fuck my ass.

3. If you feel a tooth just slap my face real hard baby.

4. Of course you can fuck other girls. Should I go find one and bring her home tonight?

5. Of course I'm bi, my hot girlfriend is coming over tonight we can both fuck her.

6. Take your cock out of my ass and face fuck me now.

7. Take your cock out of my hot girlfriends ass and face fuck me now.

8. Don't cum in my pussy baby, let me drink every drop.

9. ......................

10. ........................

Please fill in 9 and 10
LOL

1. Food is on the table
2. I wont be able to sleep over, I have an early meeting
3. Hey babe can we go to the.......oh, sorry, didnt know you were watching the game......I'll ask you later

9. You're not ugly and fat at all, you work out.

10. You're not stupid, you're a genius.

1. Thats not herpes its just a rash

:1orglaugh

After you fuck my sister,I'll get you a cold beer and a sandwich

Dude yours are LAME! :1orglaugh

9. I just finished changing the oil in your car and I'm about to rotate the tires.

10. My hot mom caught you checking her out and she would like to fuck you. Is that ok?

9. *No words, just sounds of her blowing you*

9....Thats the biggest cock I have ever seen ! :1orglaugh always a winning line !

Is that your cock in your avatar pic?

LOL, not hot these are good errr COMFORT things we want to hear our girl say. lol

those 2 are things girls like to hear us say to them. lol

9: ok ill be going home now, see you next time you call
10: should i make dinner before leaving?

:1orglaugh

The whole thread looks pretty stupid to me.....

Seriously, I was wondering... The guy is a grandpa, right, why would he post pics of his cock online:helpme

OMG YOUR DICK IS HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Sabby:)

When girls tell me I have a fat cock, that usually sends the oil to the surface.

I'm with Jason on this one. :thumbsup :thumbsup

You nailed 9 and 10 on the head... no additions necessary... after we are done with 1-8 the hottest things that could come out of her mouth are a nice silen "..." maybe mixed with a lil gurgle from the loads.

15. After you're done fucking me, please either go to sleep or go watch TV, whatever you do, please don't cuddle. I'll clean up.

You seem to like ATM.

My GF does about 80% of that list. :thumbsup

10. I'm going to sleep now, you do what you want.

11. My dad owns a brewery.

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...2579726326.gif

1. I don't like you.

ouch :1orglaugh

You don't need to pay me. I had fun.

What does being a grandpa have to do with anything? I'm 44 not 84 lol

And you don't?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How come shit like this never happens to me? :Oh crap

Your a lucky man

Now that's a keeper:thumbsup

like anal sex ? about half of them involved you fucking her in the ass.

9. I got my period.

10. The clinic said it was just a yeast infection.

10. we dont need to live together or get married

9. I am sorry I woke you up. I just wanted to taste your cock again.

9) If I let you fuck my sister can I lick your ass?

10) After you fuck my face it would be really cool if you peed on me.


.

9) If my sister brings over some blow can she join us?


.