Here's a Sophie Tucker joke for you:

I was making love in the woods with my boyfriend Ernie.

He says to me "Soph! You got no tits and a tight box."

I says to him "Ernie... Get off my back."

I'm gonna age myself here a little bit, but I just happened to be lucky enough to see some episodes of the Flip Wilson show recently and I laughed till I cried. Anyone else remember the show with Joe Namath? It's a classic!

Some of the Carol Burnette shows were side splitters, as well.

Monty Python RULES! Also a big fan of "Waiting For God" and "Are You Being Served?", and will always find time for "Fawlty Towers" and "No Honestly" if they happen to be on.

Charles Grodin is a great comedic actor, along with Martin Short and Chevy Chase.

Stand up:
Bill Hicks (my significant other just turned me onto him recently... GREAT shit!)
Eddie Murphy (before he got so bitter about women)
Tim Allen ("Rewires America" about killed me)
Bill Cosby ("Himself" was hysterical, but my all-time fave is the album "Why is there Air?")
Louis Anderson has done some funny stuff
Dennis Miller (YES!)
and, of course, my personal hero, Mr. George Carlin.

I'm sure I'm leaving out tons, but that's what came to mind. :thumbsup