Another use for pumpkins... - GoFuckYourself.com

PersianKitty · 12-26-2002, 04:04 PM

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best
Comeback Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided
to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a
phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,
cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just
really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinett County
police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for
sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...
just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

greentea · 12-26-2002, 04:06 PM

cherrylula · 12-26-2002, 04:08 PM

Tala · 12-26-2002, 04:10 PM

"Is it midnight already?" Damn...JFDL

XXXPaysiteDesign · 12-26-2002, 04:11 PM

dirtyone · 12-26-2002, 04:58 PM

Score one for the home team... gotta love them north GA boys

KC · 12-26-2002, 05:18 PM

nice

wasn't it the pumpkin that turned into a carriage or something?

SHASTA69 · 01-23-2003, 11:31 AM

FlyingIguana · 01-23-2003, 11:33 AM

sounds like a scene from a porn movie if the cop performed some favors for the poor guy.

Greg N · 01-23-2003, 11:40 AM

12-26-2002, 04:04 PM	#1
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Another use for pumpkins... This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

12-26-2002, 04:06 PM	#2
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12-26-2002, 04:08 PM	#3
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969

12-26-2002, 04:58 PM	#6
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Score one for the home team... gotta love them north GA boys

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01-23-2003, 11:33 AM	#9
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	sounds like a scene from a porn movie if the cop performed some favors for the poor guy.

01-23-2003, 11:40 AM	#10
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