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alias · 03-11-2010, 06:23 PM

What do you think?

BFT3K · 03-11-2010, 06:26 PM

Not sure how deep the fairy tale goes into that stuff, but he was definitely a big socialist!

digitaldivas · 03-11-2010, 06:29 PM

...that wasn't very nice

PornMD · 03-11-2010, 06:44 PM

If some irrefutable evidence came about that proved he was, millions of people would spontaneously combust upon finding out.

pornpf69 · 03-11-2010, 06:47 PM

if good didn't worry about him being hang on a cross, why should I worry if he was gay or not?

La_Sexorcist · 03-11-2010, 06:49 PM

Maybe everyone is a little bit gay.

amvcdotcom · 03-11-2010, 07:41 PM

was he a bottom or top?

alias · 03-11-2010, 07:48 PM

Probably a middle.

JFK · 03-11-2010, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvcdotcom

was he a bottom or top?

all of them, the father, the son and the holy spirit

amvcdotcom · 03-11-2010, 08:00 PM

is swallowing his load the same as taking communion?

amvcdotcom · 03-11-2010, 08:33 PM

too soon?

Spunky · 03-11-2010, 08:36 PM

Blasphemy,repent you sinners,Jesus forgives everybody

fatfoo · 03-11-2010, 08:55 PM

Jesus impregnated a woman without even physically touching her. You think that's gay?

That's the farthest from gay as it can get.

marketsmart · 03-11-2010, 08:58 PM

his best friend was a prostitute.... gay dudes like chicks but i dont think they like hookers...

i think jesus was getting the freebies from mary...

.

heymatty · 03-11-2010, 09:10 PM

Jesus was black not gay. Either way he'd be fucked in Alabama.

alias · 03-11-2010, 09:18 PM

Why was he anointing men in hemp oil? What about John who was: "clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins;".. ?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 03-11-2010, 09:18 PM

Not according to his Facebook account

cubismo · 03-12-2010, 01:35 AM

Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John

(AFP) – Feb 19, 2010

NEW YORK — British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay."

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.

"On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead," said John, who is gay.

The Catholic League, the largest US Catholic rights group, condemned the comments.

"Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was 'super-intelligent' is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant," league president Bill Donohue said in a statement.

"More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, 'From my point of view, I would ban religion completely'?"

Dirty Lord · 03-12-2010, 05:25 AM

jesus was virgin

fatfoo · 03-12-2010, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

his best friend was a prostitute.... gay dudes like chicks but i dont think they like hookers...

i think jesus was getting the freebies from mary...

.

The correct tale is, "Jesus was known to dine with prostitutes."

just a punk · 03-12-2010, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

What do you think?

Why not? There are rumors however that he was fucking Maria Magdalena, but who knows for sure...

CyberHustler · 03-12-2010, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Jesus impregnated a woman without even physically touching her. You think that's gay?

That's the farthest from gay as it can get.

That was God, not Jesus. Jesus was the little dude in her belly... The son of God, who is God, and is part of some Holy Trinity as one thing. You're right, I guess... in a way.

seeandsee · 03-12-2010, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

What do you think?

you are wrong, read the bible

Zorgman · 03-12-2010, 06:00 AM

I'm wondering if your right. I didn't see any hookers at the last supper.

ColetteX · 03-12-2010, 06:03 AM

jesus god

wig · 03-12-2010, 06:12 AM

Paul was the one who seemed obsessed with "members", sex and women.

BlackCrayon · 03-12-2010, 06:17 AM

im not into religion much but there is something like 25 years of his life that is just missing from the bible. i can only assume that he most likely had a family in that time. very doubtful he would of been gay.

Double trouble · 03-12-2010, 06:19 AM

You bad boy!!

pornguy · 03-12-2010, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

all of them, the father, the son and the holy spirit

Big Daddy, JC and the Spook.

CaptainHowdy · 03-12-2010, 06:48 AM

That's an easy provocation...

czarina · 03-12-2010, 06:57 AM

Evidence that jesus was gay:

"In the Gospel of John, the disciple John frequently refers to himself in the third person as 'the disciple whom Jesus loved'." One might argue that Jesus loved all of his followers in a non-sexual way. Thus to identify Jesus' love for John in a special way might indicate a sexual relationship. The disciple was "the" beloved. He was in a class by himself.

During the Last Supper before Jesus' execution, the author(s) of the Gospel of John describes how the "beloved" disciple laid himself on Jesus' inner tunic -- his undergarment. See John 13:25 and 21:20. Robert Goss, assistant professor of comparative religion at Webster University in St. Louis, LA, noted that Jesus and the beloved disciple: "... eat together, side by side. What's being portrayed here is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man. A Greek reader would understand."

"In the Book of John a word is used eight times that means 'is in love with' with the implication of sexual intimacy. Five times it is used with reference to Jesus' relationship with John. Once it is used to define Jesus' relationship with Lazarus. And it is also used to describe his relationship with Mary and with her sister Martha."

During the crucifixion, in John 19:26-28, Jesus is described as seeing his mother and an unidentified man: "the disciple standing by, whom he loved." Again, Jesus probably loved all of his 12 or 70 disciples in a non-sexual manner. But this particular disciple is identified as "the" disciple who Jesus loved. That might indicate a special intimate relationship with one special disciple.

The late Morton Smith, of Columbia University reported in 1958 that he had found a fragment of a manuscript which at the Mar Saba monastery near Jerusalem. It contained the full text of Mark, chapter 10. Apparently the version that is in the Christian Scriptures is an edited version of the original. Additional verses allegedly formed part of the full version of Mark, and were inserted after verse 34. It discusses how a young man, naked but for a linen covering, expressed his love for Jesus and stayed with him at his place all night.
From this gospel of Mark:
"The young man looked at Jesus, loved him, and began to beg him to be with him....Six days later. Jesus gave him an order; and when evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed only in a linen cloth. He spent the night with him, because Jesus taught him the mystery of God's domain."
More details.

Mark 7:14-16 shows that Jesus approves of homosexual acts. The critical phrase reads: "There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him..." Jesus gave great emphasis to this teaching, directing it to everyone.

Serial Pervert · 03-12-2010, 06:58 AM

he fucked mary, that hooker
not his mother mary, the other one.

Quagmire · 03-12-2010, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Jesus impregnated a woman without even physically touching her. You think that's gay?

That's the farthest from gay as it can get.

I disagree. If he was straight he would have pounded it until her spine was bent.

sexuallyhealed · 03-12-2010, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

If some irrefutable evidence came about that proved he was, millions of people would spontaneously combust upon finding out.

It wouldn't matter. The would ignore even irrefutable evidence.

halfpint · 03-12-2010, 09:19 AM

He was either a woman or bisexual ..Im not to sure atm but the truth will come out eventually

Got Porn? · 03-12-2010, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvcdotcom

is swallowing his load the same as taking communion?

POed-poster · 03-12-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD

If some irrefutable evidence came about that proved he was, millions of people would spontaneously combust upon finding out.

No they wouldn't. They would say it was Satan inspired anti-Christian propaganda from the Illuminati and blame it all on Obama and the big bad liberals they love to hate.

Scott McD · 03-12-2010, 10:28 AM

So he was black, and gay ??

CDSmith · 03-12-2010, 10:29 AM

sumphatpimp · 03-12-2010, 10:30 AM

Jesus was gay.
Mary and Joesph were married.
Mary was a virgin.
That is a seriously fucked up gene pool.

John-ACWM · 03-12-2010, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Blasphemy,repent you sinners,Jesus forgives everybody

indeed

Lykos · 03-12-2010, 12:49 PM

Don't care

amvcdotcom · 03-14-2010, 07:05 PM

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