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alias 03-11-2010 06:23 PM

Jesus was gay.
 
What do you think?

BFT3K 03-11-2010 06:26 PM

Not sure how deep the fairy tale goes into that stuff, but he was definitely a big socialist! :1orglaugh

digitaldivas 03-11-2010 06:29 PM

...that wasn't very nice

PornMD 03-11-2010 06:44 PM

If some irrefutable evidence came about that proved he was, millions of people would spontaneously combust upon finding out.

pornpf69 03-11-2010 06:47 PM

if good didn't worry about him being hang on a cross, why should I worry if he was gay or not?

La_Sexorcist 03-11-2010 06:49 PM

Maybe everyone is a little bit gay.

amvcdotcom 03-11-2010 07:41 PM

was he a bottom or top?

alias 03-11-2010 07:48 PM

Probably a middle.

JFK 03-11-2010 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvcdotcom (Post 16939525)
was he a bottom or top?

all of them, the father, the son and the holy spirit:upsidedow

amvcdotcom 03-11-2010 08:00 PM

is swallowing his load the same as taking communion?

amvcdotcom 03-11-2010 08:33 PM

too soon?

Spunky 03-11-2010 08:36 PM

Blasphemy,repent you sinners,Jesus forgives everybody

fatfoo 03-11-2010 08:55 PM

Jesus impregnated a woman without even physically touching her. You think that's gay?

That's the farthest from gay as it can get.

marketsmart 03-11-2010 08:58 PM

his best friend was a prostitute.... gay dudes like chicks but i dont think they like hookers...

i think jesus was getting the freebies from mary...




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heymatty 03-11-2010 09:10 PM

Jesus was black not gay. Either way he'd be fucked in Alabama.

alias 03-11-2010 09:18 PM

Why was he anointing men in hemp oil? What about John who was: "clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about his loins;".. ?

Semi-Retired-Dave 03-11-2010 09:18 PM

Not according to his Facebook account

cubismo 03-12-2010 01:35 AM

Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John

(AFP) – Feb 19, 2010

NEW YORK — British pop superstar Elton John stirred controversy in a magazine interview Friday when he claimed that Jesus Christ was "gay."

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John said in an interview posted on the website of US celebrity news magazine Parade.

"On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead," said John, who is gay.

The Catholic League, the largest US Catholic rights group, condemned the comments.

"Jesus was certainly compassionate, but to say he was 'super-intelligent' is to compare the son of God to a successful game-show contestant," league president Bill Donohue said in a statement.

"More seriously, to call Jesus a homosexual is to label him a sexual deviant. But what else would we expect from a man who previously said, 'From my point of view, I would ban religion completely'?"

Dirty Lord 03-12-2010 05:25 AM

jesus was virgin

fatfoo 03-12-2010 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16939692)
his best friend was a prostitute.... gay dudes like chicks but i dont think they like hookers...

i think jesus was getting the freebies from mary...

.

The correct tale is, "Jesus was known to dine with prostitutes."

just a punk 03-12-2010 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 16939361)
What do you think?

Why not? There are rumors however that he was fucking Maria Magdalena, but who knows for sure...

CyberHustler 03-12-2010 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16939680)
Jesus impregnated a woman without even physically touching her. You think that's gay?

That's the farthest from gay as it can get.

That was God, not Jesus. Jesus was the little dude in her belly... The son of God, who is God, and is part of some Holy Trinity as one thing. You're right, I guess... in a way.

seeandsee 03-12-2010 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 16939361)
What do you think?

:error:error you are wrong, read the bible :)

Zorgman 03-12-2010 06:00 AM

I'm wondering if your right. I didn't see any hookers at the last supper.

ColetteX 03-12-2010 06:03 AM

jesus god

wig 03-12-2010 06:12 AM

Paul was the one who seemed obsessed with "members", sex and women.

BlackCrayon 03-12-2010 06:17 AM

im not into religion much but there is something like 25 years of his life that is just missing from the bible. i can only assume that he most likely had a family in that time. very doubtful he would of been gay.

Double trouble 03-12-2010 06:19 AM

You bad boy!!

pornguy 03-12-2010 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16939565)
all of them, the father, the son and the holy spirit:upsidedow

Big Daddy, JC and the Spook.

CaptainHowdy 03-12-2010 06:48 AM

That's an easy provocation...

czarina 03-12-2010 06:57 AM

Evidence that jesus was gay:

"In the Gospel of John, the disciple John frequently refers to himself in the third person as 'the disciple whom Jesus loved'." One might argue that Jesus loved all of his followers in a non-sexual way. Thus to identify Jesus' love for John in a special way might indicate a sexual relationship. The disciple was "the" beloved. He was in a class by himself.

During the Last Supper before Jesus' execution, the author(s) of the Gospel of John describes how the "beloved" disciple laid himself on Jesus' inner tunic -- his undergarment. See John 13:25 and 21:20. Robert Goss, assistant professor of comparative religion at Webster University in St. Louis, LA, noted that Jesus and the beloved disciple: "... eat together, side by side. What's being portrayed here is a pederastic relationship between an older man and a younger man. A Greek reader would understand."

"In the Book of John a word is used eight times that means 'is in love with' with the implication of sexual intimacy. Five times it is used with reference to Jesus' relationship with John. Once it is used to define Jesus' relationship with Lazarus. And it is also used to describe his relationship with Mary and with her sister Martha."

During the crucifixion, in John 19:26-28, Jesus is described as seeing his mother and an unidentified man: "the disciple standing by, whom he loved." Again, Jesus probably loved all of his 12 or 70 disciples in a non-sexual manner. But this particular disciple is identified as "the" disciple who Jesus loved. That might indicate a special intimate relationship with one special disciple.

The late Morton Smith, of Columbia University reported in 1958 that he had found a fragment of a manuscript which at the Mar Saba monastery near Jerusalem. It contained the full text of Mark, chapter 10. Apparently the version that is in the Christian Scriptures is an edited version of the original. Additional verses allegedly formed part of the full version of Mark, and were inserted after verse 34. It discusses how a young man, naked but for a linen covering, expressed his love for Jesus and stayed with him at his place all night.
From this gospel of Mark:
"The young man looked at Jesus, loved him, and began to beg him to be with him....Six days later. Jesus gave him an order; and when evening had come, the young man went to him, dressed only in a linen cloth. He spent the night with him, because Jesus taught him the mystery of God's domain."
More details.

Mark 7:14-16 shows that Jesus approves of homosexual acts. The critical phrase reads: "There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him..." Jesus gave great emphasis to this teaching, directing it to everyone.

Serial Pervert 03-12-2010 06:58 AM

he fucked mary, that hooker
not his mother mary, the other one.

Quagmire 03-12-2010 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16939680)
Jesus impregnated a woman without even physically touching her. You think that's gay?

That's the farthest from gay as it can get.

I disagree. If he was straight he would have pounded it until her spine was bent.

sexuallyhealed 03-12-2010 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16939399)
If some irrefutable evidence came about that proved he was, millions of people would spontaneously combust upon finding out.

It wouldn't matter. The would ignore even irrefutable evidence.

halfpint 03-12-2010 09:19 AM

He was either a woman or bisexual ..Im not to sure atm but the truth will come out eventually

Got Porn? 03-12-2010 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvcdotcom (Post 16939569)
is swallowing his load the same as taking communion?

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/jesus.JPG

POed-poster 03-12-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16939399)
If some irrefutable evidence came about that proved he was, millions of people would spontaneously combust upon finding out.

No they wouldn't. They would say it was Satan inspired anti-Christian propaganda from the Illuminati and blame it all on Obama and the big bad liberals they love to hate.

Scott McD 03-12-2010 10:28 AM

So he was black, and gay ??

CDSmith 03-12-2010 10:29 AM


sumphatpimp 03-12-2010 10:30 AM

Jesus was gay.
Mary and Joesph were married.
Mary was a virgin.
That is a seriously fucked up gene pool.

John-ACWM 03-12-2010 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16939640)
Blasphemy,repent you sinners,Jesus forgives everybody

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh indeed

Lykos 03-12-2010 12:49 PM

Don't care

amvcdotcom 03-14-2010 07:05 PM

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