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03-10-2010, 11:20 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris !!!
even at 70, he can still kick my ass
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03-10-2010, 11:21 AM
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Happy b-day hun! :D
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03-10-2010, 11:35 AM
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OMG JFK, i hope he doesn't see your post... He can kick EVERYONE'S ass. Maybe if you apologize, he'll let you go for this time.
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03-10-2010, 11:56 AM
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Happy B-day!
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03-10-2010, 12:00 PM
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Work Work Work
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I bet he is 30!
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03-10-2010, 12:06 PM
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one sick puppy
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars - Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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03-10-2010, 12:12 PM
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Whooot!!!!!
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03-10-2010, 12:44 PM
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Happy birthday !
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03-10-2010, 12:50 PM
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norriss' beard. There is only another fist.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...favorite-facts |
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03-10-2010, 12:55 PM
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Posted 15 minutes ago : Happy Birthday Chuck
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03-10-2010, 01:44 PM
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Happy happy birthday
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03-10-2010, 02:16 PM
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Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?
btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story. |
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03-10-2010, 02:17 PM
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70 earth years.
He's much younger than it seems. |
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03-10-2010, 02:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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You should be saying "Happy Chuck Norris" to this day instead.
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03-10-2010, 02:28 PM
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So Fucking What?
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Happy Birthday Chuck
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03-10-2010, 02:29 PM
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Happy B-day
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03-10-2010, 02:31 PM
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03-10-2010, 05:55 PM
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as well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, chuck norris is also a world-renowned physicist. it was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with stephen hawking. hence the wheelchair.
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03-10-2010, 05:58 PM
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03-10-2010, 05:59 PM
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chuck norris once boned the mona lisa which is why she smiles
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03-10-2010, 06:00 PM
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03-10-2010, 06:01 PM
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when an episode of walker, texas ranger aired in france, the french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
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03-10-2010, 06:04 PM
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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03-10-2010, 06:52 PM
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Happy birthday
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03-10-2010, 06:54 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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oh shit chuck congrats and great party bad dog
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03-10-2010, 07:38 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Happy Birthday
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03-10-2010, 07:55 PM
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03-10-2010, 09:36 PM
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rather than being birthed like a regular child, chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. hence the term "C-section."
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Reach for those stars!
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Norris!
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03-11-2010, 12:58 AM
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STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
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Worst actor in history.
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03-11-2010, 03:51 AM
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Happy Birthday Chuck !
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03-11-2010, 08:06 AM
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Happy Birthday Chuck, damn I still haven't seen his well known "Missing in Action" although I like this kind of movie.
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03-11-2010, 08:16 AM
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new one: Chuck Norris does not turn 70.. but 70 turns to Chuck..
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03-11-2010, 08:21 AM
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Does he read GFY?
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every piece of furniture in chuck's house is a total gym
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chuck norris once donated 10 liters of his own blood. after that he won the tour de france on a pogo stick.
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chuck norris plans to assassinate four other civil rights leaders just to get an entire week off in febuary
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03-11-2010, 10:51 AM
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Happy Birthday!
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Thanks guys...
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happy b-day chuck! How long he can live on earth ?
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