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JFK 03-10-2010 11:20 AM
Happy Birthday Chuck Norris !!!
 
even at 70, he can still kick my ass:1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 03-10-2010 11:21 AM
Happy b-day hun! :D

LeCoq 03-10-2010 11:35 AM
OMG JFK, i hope he doesn't see your post... He can kick EVERYONE'S ass. Maybe if you apologize, he'll let you go for this time.

Chicks Delivery 03-10-2010 11:56 AM
Happy B-day!

John-ACWM 03-10-2010 12:00 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I bet he is 30!

Farang 03-10-2010 12:06 PM
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars - Chuck Norris has more money than you.

RyuLion 03-10-2010 12:12 PM
Whooot!!!!!

Roby 03-10-2010 12:44 PM
Happy birthday !

seeandsee 03-10-2010 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16935195)
even at 70, he can still kick my ass:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cwd 03-10-2010 12:50 PM
There is no chin behind Chuck Norriss' beard. There is only another fist.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...favorite-facts

Pandoras 03-10-2010 12:55 PM
Posted 15 minutes ago : Happy Birthday Chuck

plugin 03-10-2010 01:44 PM
Happy happy birthday

nation-x 03-10-2010 02:16 PM
Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?

btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story.

Jarmusch 03-10-2010 02:17 PM
70 earth years.

He's much younger than it seems.

CyberHustler 03-10-2010 02:23 PM
You should be saying "Happy Chuck Norris" to this day instead.

Double trouble 03-10-2010 02:28 PM
Happy Birthday Chuck :)

Broo 03-10-2010 02:29 PM
Happy B-day :)

JFK 03-10-2010 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16935743)
Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?

btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story.
He beat your friend, without raising any sweat:1orglaugh

whore monger 03-10-2010 05:55 PM
as well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, chuck norris is also a world-renowned physicist. it was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with stephen hawking. hence the wheelchair.

whore monger 03-10-2010 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16935743)
Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?

btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story.
i call bullshit...if chuck norris had a dime for everyone that didn't die from one of his roundhouse kicks to the head, he would have no dimes.

whore monger 03-10-2010 05:59 PM
chuck norris once boned the mona lisa which is why she smiles:2 cents:

ukxtra 03-10-2010 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whore monger (Post 16936340)
as well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, chuck norris is also a world-renowned physicist. it was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with stephen hawking. hence the wheelchair.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

whore monger 03-10-2010 06:01 PM
when an episode of walker, texas ranger aired in france, the french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.

CosmicTang 03-10-2010 06:04 PM
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

hotcontent 03-10-2010 06:52 PM
Happy birthday :)

ColetteX 03-10-2010 06:54 PM
oh shit chuck congrats and great party bad dog

LoveSandra 03-10-2010 07:38 PM
Happy Birthday

whore monger 03-10-2010 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hotcontent (Post 16936453)
thats awesome dude:thumbsup

whore monger 03-10-2010 09:36 PM
rather than being birthed like a regular child, chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. hence the term "C-section."

Elli 03-10-2010 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whore monger (Post 16936345)
i call bullshit...if chuck norris had a dime for everyone that didn't die from one of his roundhouse kicks to the head, he would have no dimes.
hahha love that one :)

Happy Birthday, Mr. Norris!

amacontent 03-11-2010 12:58 AM
Worst actor in history.

whore monger 03-11-2010 01:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16936953)
Worst actor in history.
that's why its all so funny

JFK 03-11-2010 02:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16936953)
Worst actor in history.
just wait till Chuck sees this :helpme

andrej_NDC 03-11-2010 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16936953)
Worst actor in history.
So you didn't see any of the Paris Hilton movies?

And I don't mean the adult movies. ;)

whore monger 03-11-2010 03:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16937018)
just wait till Chuck sees this :helpme
i know another, roundhouse kick to the head as cause of death. if only he had known...

roxxx 03-11-2010 03:51 AM
Happy Birthday Chuck !

martinsc 03-11-2010 03:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hotcontent (Post 16936453)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Happy B-day:thumbsup

NBBCash Matze 03-11-2010 08:06 AM
Happy Birthday Chuck, damn I still haven't seen his well known "Missing in Action" although I like this kind of movie.

CruelMedia 03-11-2010 08:16 AM
new one: Chuck Norris does not turn 70.. but 70 turns to Chuck.. :winkwink:

Chosen 03-11-2010 08:21 AM
Does he read GFY? :)

GatorB 03-11-2010 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16935195)
even at 70, he can still kick my ass:1orglaugh
And force your kids to do Bible study in school and be taught creationism in science class. The sooner he meets god the better

whore monger 03-11-2010 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 16937665)
Does he read GFY? :)
chuck knows everything there is to know about everything:2 cents:

whore monger 03-11-2010 09:05 AM
every piece of furniture in chuck's house is a total gym

whore monger 03-11-2010 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NBBCash Matze (Post 16937640)
Happy Birthday Chuck, damn I still haven't seen his well known "Missing in Action" although I like this kind of movie.
the best movie in the history of cinema

whore monger 03-11-2010 09:15 AM
chuck norris once donated 10 liters of his own blood. after that he won the tour de france on a pogo stick.

whore monger 03-11-2010 09:17 AM
chuck norris plans to assassinate four other civil rights leaders just to get an entire week off in febuary:2 cents:

michael.kickass 03-11-2010 10:51 AM
Happy Birthday! :)

CaptainHowdy 03-11-2010 11:40 AM
Thanks guys...

JFK 03-11-2010 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whore monger (Post 16937807)
chuck norris once donated 10 liters of his own blood. after that he won the tour de france on a pogo stick.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup lookout Lance:Oh crap

Konkan 03-11-2010 11:56 AM
happy b-day chuck! How long he can live on earth ?


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