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Old 02-19-2010, 07:44 AM   #1
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Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man

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Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine.

The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians."

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Old 02-19-2010, 07:48 AM   #2
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May he burn in hell... for this and for the "Victims of Love" album.
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:51 AM   #3
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if someone said that about mohammed, they would be dead by this afternoon....





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Old 02-19-2010, 07:56 AM   #4
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That may be true, if there really was a Super Jesus.
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:57 AM   #5
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:00 AM   #6
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Love the way the English church lets the gay thing slide as stated by " Sir " elton john
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Old 02-19-2010, 08:02 AM   #7
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What a moron.
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:43 AM   #8
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I've seen depictions of Jesus. He was not fashion-forward enough to be gay.
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:47 AM   #9
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Elton John = Gay

Jesus = Gay

What's next ?

Elton John = Jesus ?
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:50 AM   #10
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:51 AM   #11
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:57 AM   #12
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surprised that this ha sent been posted over at loljesus yet.
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Old 02-19-2010, 10:18 AM   #13
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Lets be fair, the chances that he was super intelligent and gay is infinately more plausible and likely than him being the son of a super natural being.
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Old 02-19-2010, 01:37 PM   #14
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What would Jesus' wife think of such an accusation?

Oh, that's right, he wasn't married!

The only thing he had was a woman who "followed him" named Mary Magdalene. In the gay world, we call that a fag hag.
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