Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man - GoFuckYourself.com

Redrob · 02-19-2010, 07:44 AM

BBC reports:

Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine.

The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians."

Link to BBC article

CaptainHowdy · 02-19-2010, 07:48 AM

May he burn in hell... for this and for the "Victims of Love" album.

marketsmart · 02-19-2010, 07:51 AM

if someone said that about mohammed, they would be dead by this afternoon....

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dav3 · 02-19-2010, 07:56 AM

That may be true, if there really was a Super Jesus.

Naechy · 02-19-2010, 07:57 AM

right right

pornguy · 02-19-2010, 08:00 AM

Love the way the English church lets the gay thing slide as stated by " Sir " elton john

MrBottomTooth · 02-19-2010, 08:02 AM

What a moron.

enozgirl · 02-19-2010, 09:43 AM

I've seen depictions of Jesus. He was not fashion-forward enough to be gay.

pimpware · 02-19-2010, 09:47 AM

Elton John = Gay

Jesus = Gay

What's next ?

Elton John = Jesus ?

Cyber Fucker · 02-19-2010, 09:50 AM

Farang · 02-19-2010, 09:51 AM

Lonny · 02-19-2010, 09:57 AM

surprised that this ha sent been posted over at loljesus yet.

27tim · 02-19-2010, 10:18 AM

Lets be fair, the chances that he was super intelligent and gay is infinately more plausible and likely than him being the son of a super natural being.

epitome · 02-19-2010, 01:37 PM

What would Jesus' wife think of such an accusation?

Oh, that's right, he wasn't married!

The only thing he had was a woman who "followed him" named Mary Magdalene. In the gay world, we call that a fag hag.

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Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,790	Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man BBC reports: Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine. The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems". A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians." Link to BBC article

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