Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man
 

BBC reports:

Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine.

The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians."

Link to BBC article

May he burn in hell... for this and for the "Victims of Love" album.

if someone said that about mohammed, they would be dead by this afternoon....





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That may be true, if there really was a Super Jesus.

right right

Love the way the English church lets the gay thing slide as stated by " Sir " elton john

What a moron.

I've seen depictions of Jesus. He was not fashion-forward enough to be gay.

Elton John = Gay

Jesus = Gay

What's next ?

Elton John = Jesus ?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

surprised that this ha sent been posted over at loljesus yet.

Lets be fair, the chances that he was super intelligent and gay is infinately more plausible and likely than him being the son of a super natural being.

What would Jesus' wife think of such an accusation?

Oh, that's right, he wasn't married!

The only thing he had was a woman who "followed him" named Mary Magdalene. In the gay world, we call that a fag hag.