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![]() Woke up to the sound of a car alarm going off at 4:30am. Slowly started to realize it was MY car alarm that was going off, at 4:30am. There's no alarm clicker because the alarm stopped working years ago. Tonight it decides to start working again, and sound the alarm.
This is on my old Civic that is still sitting in the driveway. My brother said he disabled this fucking thing a long time ago, so the car could be driven... it never had a problem until now. WTF should I do? I put a spare key in the ignition and locked the door for now. |
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most likely there is a wire going to the battery to power the alarm. disconnect that and it should stop.
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Do this.
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My car horn started honking out of the blue the other day while I was driving. It was damn weird. I slapped it and it stopped. Now it's OK.
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A cab driver that was dump enough to give the rock a lift
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![]() ![]() when i was in college we used to dick around and do stupid shit (especially when we were drunk) and my friend hit the PANIC button my key fab then through my keys into the street... he didnt plan on them going into a storm drain ![]() i ran inside and got the spare key and turning the car on didnt do anything, so i had to open up the hood and rip off the power to the battery, which still took a few seconds to die. i later found out if its a factory alarm, you just have to lock/unlock the drivers door with the key
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Many years ago I had a VW golf with an after fit car alarm. When the alarm was activated the lights and blinkers would flash.
One day on the motorway it decided to break. As I was driving the alarm was going off and lights were blinking on and off like mad. I managed to pull 2 trucks over thinking I was the cops before I made it too the dealership. |
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I dont think there's ever been a car theft prevented by a car alarm,, lol. They only exist to annoy!
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Disconnect the battery leads if it is just sitting.
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i think you may of mixed up this forum with your toyota forum. but seriously, nobody cares. we dont want to see pics of your dog or snow. we dont care about your illnesses or your granny diying. and we dont care if your car or house caught fire. this is go fuck yourself. not some car forum. </rant>
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Damn pic says it all..alarm at 4:30
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