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Old 02-19-2010, 09:41 PM   #1
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Q. Why do WOMEN rarely FART?
A. Because they hardly ever shut their mouths long enough to let the pressure build up.

I need a divorce lawyer.
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:42 PM   #2
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yup i knew that one and it's so true!
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:46 PM   #3
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They don't fart ,they fluff
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Old 02-19-2010, 09:52 PM   #4
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They queef instead
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:07 PM   #5
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My gf was shy at first, but now she's letting it out anywhere.
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:08 PM   #6
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My gf was shy at first, but now she's letting it out anywhere.
same here... for about 2 days
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Old 02-19-2010, 11:09 PM   #7
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My gf was shy at first, but now she's letting it out anywhere.
I'd dump her..phew!
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:27 AM   #8
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:01 AM   #9
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my fiance lets them out almost as often as me. Its nice to be open about everything.
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:03 AM   #10
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I learned that farting is the key to getting chicks.. when you first meet them just fart right in front of them real loud and they are yours.

Eventually you can move to step to and fart on them.

I'm gonna write a book on it.
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:06 AM   #11
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:06 AM   #12
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:21 AM   #13
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chics fart... awesome.... that a porn niche? lol
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I like it when women fart then say "It's talking to you Daddy"


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Old 02-20-2010, 01:53 AM   #15
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I like it when women fart then say "It's talking to you Daddy"


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Old 02-20-2010, 02:13 AM   #16
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chics fart... awesome.... that a porn niche? lol
it's been a niche for quite some time ;)

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A. Because they hardly ever shut their mouths long enough to let the pressure build up.

I need a divorce lawyer.
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Old 02-20-2010, 04:11 AM   #18
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Who remembers FartHammer ?? hehe...
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Old 02-20-2010, 05:16 AM   #19
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this will make you feel better http://www.fartfantasy.net/sample-cl...mer-sample.wmv
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Old 02-20-2010, 05:48 AM   #20
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:35 AM   #21
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:44 AM   #22
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:48 AM   #23
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its all natural i just let one go make that two hehehe
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:22 AM   #24
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The myth busters episode on this was the best....
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Damn as if we didn't see that one cumming :p
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what ever happened to that site?
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what about cakefarts.com and ...
puddingfarts.com?
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cause its yuck and they know we wont fuck em for 3 days after they far. lol
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I learned that farting is the key to getting chicks.. when you first meet them just fart right in front of them real loud and they are yours.

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I didn't dump her, she just took a dump. And jesus christ, I thought all ladies smelled like flowers.
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Neat trick... I wonder if she gets off, even slightly.
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