Q. Why do WOMEN rarely FART?
 

A. Because they hardly ever shut their mouths long enough to let the pressure build up.

I need a divorce lawyer. :mad:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yup i knew that one and it's so true!

They don't fart ,they fluff

They queef instead

My gf was shy at first, but now she's letting it out anywhere.

same here... for about 2 days

I'd dump her..phew!

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my fiance lets them out almost as often as me. Its nice to be open about everything. :)

I learned that farting is the key to getting chicks.. when you first meet them just fart right in front of them real loud and they are yours. :)

Eventually you can move to step to and fart on them.

I'm gonna write a book on it.

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chics fart... awesome.... that a porn niche? lol

I like it when women fart then say "It's talking to you Daddy"


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it's been a niche for quite some time ;)

http://www.fartfantasy.net/

try your luck with them :thumbsup

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Who remembers FartHammer ?? hehe...

this will make you feel better http://www.fartfantasy.net/sample-cl...mer-sample.wmv

Fanny Farts are best

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thanks, you opened my eyes.

Get a butt plug guys!

its all natural i just let one go make that two hehehe

The myth busters episode on this was the best....

Damn as if we didn't see that one cumming :p

what ever happened to that site?

Lol... :)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

This topic smells

what about cakefarts.com and ...
puddingfarts.com?

cause its yuck and they know we wont fuck em for 3 days after they far. lol

Wtf <--------------- :(

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh healthy.

I didn't dump her, she just took a dump. And jesus christ, I thought all ladies smelled like flowers. :1orglaugh

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they do at sleep

For our non commonwealth friends, fanny=vagina

Neat trick... I wonder if she gets off, even slightly. :winkwink:

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