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BobG · 02-03-2010, 11:40 AM

Here is The Complete Broisms Dictionary. Read it, study it, be it. Study these terms, learn the language of the bros and god willing, you too may one day be called upon to become initiated as an official member of the Bro Club (which looks great on a resume these days). Tread lightly my friends, and Vaya Con Dios.

The Complete Broisms Dictionary

A

Abrocrombie And Fitch
A preppie bro. Example: Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neckhes like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.

acbronym
When bros make acronyms for broish things. Example: Dude, I say we go to Beacons for some SITTsuper irie tube time.

Afbro-American
Your bro whos an African-American. Example: Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? Thats my Afbro-American friend Willie!
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B

best in bro
Awarded to the bro who gets the one girl in a party full of bros. Example: Josh won best in bro last night and ended up at Jennys house.

Bilbro Baggins
Your bro whos obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings. Example: Jakes seen The Twin Towers eight times. Hes such a Bilbro Baggins.
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C

C3Pbro
The bro who does everything his bros say. Example: Whenever I want to know what the waves are like, I ask my C3Pbro to check them out.

camelbro
When a wetsuit pulls your nutsack into something that resembles a camels toe. Example: Dont look at my nuts, man. I got camelbro!
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Strickie · 02-03-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BobG

acbronym
When bros make acronyms for broish things. Example: Dude, I say we go to Beacons for some SITTsuper irie tube time.

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I miss Beacons

BobG · 02-03-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Strickie

I miss Beacons

I've never surfed there. Surfed Swamis, San Elijo, Grandview a bunch. I'm sold on Dog Beach Jetty these days.

american pervert · 02-03-2010, 12:35 PM

very broilicious

MetaMan · 02-03-2010, 12:37 PM

sounds like you copied my thread.

too bad the only difference is your thread isnt even remotely funny.

idiot.

PornMD · 02-03-2010, 12:38 PM

Chill out MetaMan...take some Brovitar.

MetaMan · 02-03-2010, 12:43 PM

frig sorry bros im all brod up sometimes get outta line.

gazool · 02-03-2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

sounds like you copied my thread.

too bad the only difference is your thread isnt even remotely funny.

idiot.

LOL

I was just looking for your "original" thread, since I wanted to add:
Yikes... someone just called me bro... And he wants to sell me stuff...

BobG · 02-03-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

frig sorry bros im all brod up sometimes get outta line.

I was inspired by your thread.

Strickie · 02-03-2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

I've never surfed there. Surfed Swamis, San Elijo, Grandview a bunch. I'm sold on Dog Beach Jetty these days.

Nice! I used to live in Cardiff, actually right up the street from Swamis

RyuLion · 02-03-2010, 01:02 PM

This should be posted in the bro club blog site..

Redmanthatcould · 02-03-2010, 01:09 PM

hermaphbrodite
your bro who is both a bro and a broette. Example: I knew Bert was a bro. I didnt know he was a hermaphbrodite.

_Richard_ · 02-03-2010, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BobG

C

C3Pbro
The bro who does everything his bros say. Example: Whenever I want to know what the waves are like, I ask my C3Pbro to check them out.

DollarKing · 02-03-2010, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

very broilicious

I love those Anna nicole videos!

Redmanthatcould · 02-03-2010, 01:22 PM

MetaMan · 02-03-2010, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

I was inspired by your thread.

bro we are bros, i feel honored you even read it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gazool

LOL

I was just looking for your "original" thread, since I wanted to add:
Yikes... someone just called me bro... And he wants to sell me stuff...

LOLZ it's the only way to sell!

DollarKing · 02-03-2010, 02:30 PM

Here's looking at you bro's

the Shemp · 02-03-2010, 04:24 PM

i really miss seeing the pix from the bro parties ...

JD · 02-03-2010, 04:27 PM

sweet thread bro rogan

BobG · 02-03-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

sweet thread bro rogan

monstersofbro.com is available!

DollarKing · 02-03-2010, 06:28 PM

I know that face sitting on the couch grinning like a cheshire cat!

Ca$h-collector · 02-03-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

i really miss seeing the pix from the bro parties ...

DollarKing · 02-03-2010, 08:24 PM

The bro's!

RyuLion · 02-05-2010, 12:41 PM

A blast from the past..

02-03-2010, 11:40 AM	#1
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	For all of you not in the Bro Club and aspiring Bros... Here is The Complete Broisms Dictionary. Read it, study it, be it. Study these terms, learn the language of the bros and god willing, you too may one day be called upon to become initiated as an official member of the Bro Club (which looks great on a resume these days). Tread lightly my friends, and Vaya Con Dios. The Complete Broisms Dictionary A Abrocrombie And Fitch A preppie bro. Example: Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neckhes like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch. acbronym When bros make acronyms for broish things. Example: Dude, I say we go to Beacons for some SITTsuper irie tube time. Afbro-American Your bro whos an African-American. Example: Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? Thats my Afbro-American friend Willie! .... B best in bro Awarded to the bro who gets the one girl in a party full of bros. Example: Josh won best in bro last night and ended up at Jennys house. Bilbro Baggins Your bro whos obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings. Example: Jakes seen The Twin Towers eight times. Hes such a Bilbro Baggins. ... C C3Pbro The bro who does everything his bros say. Example: Whenever I want to know what the waves are like, I ask my C3Pbro to check them out. camelbro When a wetsuit pulls your nutsack into something that resembles a camels toe. Example: Dont look at my nuts, man. I got camelbro! ..... ... .. .

02-03-2010, 12:35 PM	#4
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,835	very broilicious __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

02-03-2010, 12:38 PM	#6
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Chill out MetaMan...take some Brovitar. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

02-03-2010, 01:02 PM	#11
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,335	This should be posted in the bro club blog site.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995 AVN 2026 Pic Gallery \| DM Affiliate Support CB Kitt

02-03-2010, 04:24 PM	#18
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	i really miss seeing the pix from the bro parties ... __________________ i use Vacares...so should you Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

02-03-2010, 12:37 PM	#5
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	sounds like you copied my thread. too bad the only difference is your thread isnt even remotely funny. idiot.

02-03-2010, 12:43 PM	#7
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	frig sorry bros im all brod up sometimes get outta line.

02-03-2010, 01:09 PM	#12
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	hermaphbrodite your bro who is both a bro and a broette. Example: I knew Bert was a bro. I didnt know he was a hermaphbrodite.

02-03-2010, 01:22 PM	#15
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771

02-03-2010, 02:30 PM	#17
DollarKing Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 526	Here's looking at you bro's

02-03-2010, 04:27 PM	#19
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	sweet thread bro rogan

02-03-2010, 06:28 PM	#21
DollarKing Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 526	I know that face sitting on the couch grinning like a cheshire cat!

02-03-2010, 08:24 PM	#23
DollarKing Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 526	The bro's!

02-05-2010, 12:41 PM	#24
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,335	A blast from the past.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995 AVN 2026 Pic Gallery \| DM Affiliate Support CB Kitt