For all of you not in the Bro Club and aspiring Bros...
Here is The Complete Broisms Dictionary. Read it, study it, be it. Study these terms, learn the language of the bros and god willing, you too may one day be called upon to become initiated as an official member of the Bro Club (which looks great on a resume these days). Tread lightly my friends, and Vaya Con Dios.
The Complete Broisms Dictionary
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Abrocrombie And Fitch
A preppie bro. Example: Dave went away to college and came back wearing a sweater around his neckhes like a total Abrocrombie And Fitch.
acbronym
When bros make acronyms for broish things. Example: Dude, I say we go to Beacons for some SITTsuper irie tube time.
Afbro-American
Your bro whos an African-American. Example: Did you see that guy who looks like Michael Jordan destroying Del Mar Jetties yesterday? Thats my Afbro-American friend Willie!
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B
best in bro
Awarded to the bro who gets the one girl in a party full of bros. Example: Josh won best in bro last night and ended up at Jennys house.
Bilbro Baggins
Your bro whos obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings. Example: Jakes seen The Twin Towers eight times. Hes such a Bilbro Baggins.
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C
C3Pbro
The bro who does everything his bros say. Example: Whenever I want to know what the waves are like, I ask my C3Pbro to check them out.
camelbro
When a wetsuit pulls your nutsack into something that resembles a camels toe. Example: Dont look at my nuts, man. I got camelbro!
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