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$5 submissions · 01-06-2010, 06:20 PM

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Miguel T · 01-06-2010, 07:54 PM

LOLOL at the Cock-like pullover...

fatfoo · 01-06-2010, 08:05 PM

I'd like to see a superhero that wears a dark cape and hood, so even his face cannot be seen in the shadows. He must hide his secrets behind a stone wall and he must have magical abilities that include (but not limited to) hypno-toad style mind control and conjuring up armor on himself so that people can't stab him. He must also be able to cuss with a bunch of "fuck you" when he sees a whore or a pimp nearby.

fatfoo · 01-06-2010, 08:10 PM

The bright version could look like this

fatfoo · 01-06-2010, 08:11 PM

But, I think this is closer to it: I want to see a dark black one:

fatfoo · 01-06-2010, 08:15 PM

For a Siberia female superhero, this long coat looks good:

uno · 01-06-2010, 08:35 PM

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I'd like to see a superhero that wears a dark cape and hood, so even his face cannot be seen in the shadows. He must hide his secrets behind a stone wall and he must have magical abilities that include (but not limited to) hypno-toad style mind control and conjuring up armor on himself so that people can't stab him. He must also be able to cuss with a bunch of "fuck you" when he sees a whore or a pimp nearby.

Spawn?....

PornMD · 01-06-2010, 09:38 PM

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Spawn?....

Don't mind him, he's just upping his post count.

I always loved this Family Guy Aquaman dig:

Pretty much sums him up, lol.

$5 submissions · 01-06-2010, 10:52 PM

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LOLOL at the Cock-like pullover...

dgraves · 01-06-2010, 11:36 PM

this guy is my hero!

$5 submissions · 01-07-2010, 12:37 AM

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this guy is my hero!

CLASSIC!

themadwriter · 01-07-2010, 04:38 AM

the things people will do for attention!

John-ACWM · 01-07-2010, 04:38 AM

Maybe not the worst but bad enough

Naechy · 01-07-2010, 05:23 AM

He is very funny hero

Sarah_Jayne · 01-07-2010, 06:09 AM

My cover as the modern Big Bertha has been blown. Thanks.

Scott McD · 01-07-2010, 08:00 AM

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Oh my.......

ShellyCrash · 01-07-2010, 08:10 AM

Wow, I had to google El Guapo, I can't believe this shit-

From Marvel.com:

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Later on, El Guapo learned how to communicate with fellow X-Statix member, Doop, and cheated on his girlfriend, Consuela, while knowingly being under surveillance. The pictures were published by the tabloids, and El Guapo threatened to attack Doop, but he was stopped by the rest of X-Statix. That night, he was attacked by his own skateboard for cheating on his girlfriend.

Later on, the team travelled to Afghanistan to rescue the cast and crew of a reality TV show who were kidnapped by members of the Taliban. During the battle, a missle deflected off of Phat and exploded near El Guapo, which had blown off both his legs.

Shortly after the death of Henrietta Hunter, the record company released a single by her which ended up killing anyone who sang it. El Guapo hummed along with it, and was shortly impaled by his own skateboard.

WTF!?!

Iron Fist · 01-07-2010, 08:39 AM

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Those gay parades are awesome sometimes. Unless your a homophobe and have no sense of humor whatsoever.

BardMan · 01-07-2010, 11:25 AM

aquaman always gets a bad rap

Cyber Fucker · 01-07-2010, 11:27 AM

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this guy is my hero!

What the...

undersoul · 01-07-2010, 12:42 PM

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BillyHoe · 01-07-2010, 01:40 PM

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this guy is my hero!

lol nice

$5 submissions · 01-07-2010, 03:21 PM

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What the...

Storm_Tracker · 01-07-2010, 06:15 PM

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Funny!

brassmonkey · 01-07-2010, 06:29 PM

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this guy is my hero!

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