They learned that from the fucking moron Russians. The smart guys dont pass out

You need to start reading my posts more carefully. You have fucked up again.

blacking out and passing out are 2 different things.. anyone on the board who has seen me in vegas knows I don't pass out easy

Apparently you do. But this does explain your shortage of brain cells.

you're right.. the wine is getting to me...

so where do you hail from? and don't say your mom's cunt.. I used that in 8th grade

Somewhere north of where you are gringo.

apparently i don't and I kill the weak brain cells to make room for the stronger ones

http://www.brainlightning.com/regen.html

well shit, thats most of the world

I was listening to this earlier on iTunes shuffle and thinking about the first time I heard this in your car by American Hardcore and you gave me the CD with it and a bunch of other tracks. Timely LOL



Nah, you save it for the next time you're stateside :winkwink:

I just poured a Jack and coke ... back to pissing, yo!

Ya know, Perv, its been fun, but I gotta go get some sleep. I have a ten mile walk up a mountain tomorrow and I want to be rested.

blow blow blow, rocks, rocks, weed, weed.

not really

my dick is super sized, your dick looks like a little fry ;-)))))

(not yours jstyles, but you know what I mean;-)))

what, one of those skinny belgian fries

actually, yes, the majority of ppl in the world live above the equator.


thanks for playing in my first real gfy piss..serge would be so proud.. im gonna send him this thread

:1orglaugh

why does this not surprise me.

nope, good 'ole american steak fries

b/c you know serge and you are a baller??

wait, do you know serge?? he is the best pisser of all time...

I gotta say, it has been fun perv.....

and he has seen the world from a tour bus.

you give up too easy.. i just opened a bottle of wine!

not when I was showing him the city last week when he was here.

4 r34lz


haha, you know it

Why dont you wake up Serge and continue with him. Sharpen your chops with obscure Russian humour and bad english. Problem is, the material will all be old and predictable. You can count on that. Oh and learn the art of google and cut and paste.

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

he's in patagonia right now. fucker goes to bed too early for me.. was a bitch having to meet him at his hotel at 10am

and yet he was still one of the first cowboys in this wild west... gotta respect your elders..

oh, just post cocks pic and kill thread why dontchya?

you should learn the art of deez

I have sold crack & sent optin emails. [in a dream, perhaps]

deez nuts?

we had requests to take updated nude pix when he was here, but it didn't happen.. many people were let down..... maybe if i make a trip to boca we can make some magic

Serge knew to piss when it meant $$$

These days piss is purely entertainment worth :2 cents: if not less

damn staight.. biz aint what it used to be.. before there was ppc, amex was accepted and you could spam til the cows came home..

still want me to post a pic of my cock?

Fuck me, do they do seniors bus tours to the south pole now? As for cowboy respect.....sure. But then again, back then, it took a whole lot less skill.

There should be a sequel. Why? I'm not 100% sure, but there should be :1orglaugh

btw jstyles, you know me you're honest.. am I loser with no job or friends in real life? really tell the truth, I can take it

and do you know this weekly guy? is he as weak as his name implies?

you asked for it.. notice the swatch band

http://www.randompeople.org/cack1.jpg

I keep saying it....but the time has come. Thanks to all for an entertaining eveing....ttfn.