and for fun you troll gfy... you have an amazing live!! I'm sooo jealous!!!

If you had any idea, I guarantee you would be.

my bad.. i thought you said you lived in tokyo, misread that.

so what amazing place are you in right now since you are a world traveling baller that afford the finest things in life and still trolls gfy....

doubt it. I really do.

unless you are bill gates and for fun you come on gfy to piss... and my dick would still be bigger.

Dude, I am at home. I am not travelling. But I can spot guys like you easily. Just for fun, how many stamps in your passport....like how many countries you been to?

So, now you are dick swinging. Don't make me trot out the old school "dance monkey dance" line.

Damn, you have now committed the ultimate sin. You have bored me. And I am so hard to bore cause I can do banal all night long.

Say good night American Perv dude.....I am outta here. We can do this some other time if you like. But lets do it when you are sober.

28 stamps in this one. 2nd passport. been to 16 countries. feel free to big time me and tell yours is double that amount.

Sorry to say, it is more than double that. Easily. I have on old passport with a 32 page accordian and had to surrender it in three years because they wouldn't give me any more stapled pages.

you made me get up and get my passport then count the stamps and try to remember the place's i've been... sorry i dont have it right next to me so i can jerk off to it.

wooohooo!! you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? still confirms I'm not a noob travler

Depends what company you keep.

you ARE my hero!!! omg.. do you have a fan club I can join??

sure. it comes with a recurring membership. Do you have a credit card

this thread turned funny as fuck.

def not your company, you whine about spam which makes you no fun to be around. everyone knows spammers have more fun

Hey buddy, is this you????
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8433240.stm

no, im poor according to you, do you accept western union?

Hopefully playing poker in jail with a deck of 51

Its always been my experience that the most vocal customers never join. Thanks for the confirmation.

shit, jail in l.a. county was easy.. but I was also elected to be the wood rep in both of my dorms and we played pinochle.

nope sorry to let you down, but I'm not into guys...

i want to join, I REALLY REALLY DO!!! plzzzzzzz plzzzzz plzzzzzz

will you accept pix of my cock?

Thats not what the boys in Palermo say

oh yeah? you talk to the taxi boys a lot??? do tell!

fyi, I'm gonna go have a smoke, if you want to leave, I'll be here manana.

Dumb thread ... yet mildly entertaining.

LOL @ Swatch watch

what happened??? did you mom yell at you for staying up past your bed time??

if you want I could go into detail about how I blacked out in each country I have been to.
belgium was the worst and mykonos was difficult b/c everything looked the same

i sold all my swatchs on ebay.. well most of them.. made a lot of people happy

That is something to be proud of. Personally I think it would be humiliating blacking out in one country

you're proud of an 8k watch, I'm proud of blacking out.. to each their own.

Well, maybe blacking out in Belgium would be ok, because it is just so damn boring.

in belgium it was.. that was the first and only time i woke up to find out I shit the bed, lol....

I am not proud of an eight k watch. That is only one of my watches anyway. I was kind of feeling humble because it was not twenty k like you thought.]

too much information

well, you talked the talk, i thought you walked the walk

I do walk and have walked and will walk the walk. I just got mildly bored of travelling. This year I am only travelling locally except for Scotland, England, France and Spain.

oh come on!! i thought you're here for game


in prague when I was there working, it was expect to get blacked out drunk and piss and puke in the streets.. i made the mistake my 2nd night there of puking in the bathroom, they all wanted to watch me.

ohhhh.. so that explains it, you're a pasty white 5 foot nothing euro with bad teeth... now i see where the anger is coming from

hey, here is a hint, all you need to do is shower 1x a day and use deodorant.. works WONDERS!

oh, and brushing your teeth helps too