I have sold crack & sent optin emails. [in a dream, perhaps]

deez nuts?

we had requests to take updated nude pix when he was here, but it didn't happen.. many people were let down..... maybe if i make a trip to boca we can make some magic

Serge knew to piss when it meant $$$

These days piss is purely entertainment worth :2 cents: if not less

damn staight.. biz aint what it used to be.. before there was ppc, amex was accepted and you could spam til the cows came home..

still want me to post a pic of my cock?

Fuck me, do they do seniors bus tours to the south pole now? As for cowboy respect.....sure. But then again, back then, it took a whole lot less skill.

There should be a sequel. Why? I'm not 100% sure, but there should be :1orglaugh

btw jstyles, you know me you're honest.. am I loser with no job or friends in real life? really tell the truth, I can take it

and do you know this weekly guy? is he as weak as his name implies?

you asked for it.. notice the swatch band

http://www.randompeople.org/cack1.jpg

I keep saying it....but the time has come. Thanks to all for an entertaining eveing....ttfn.

when you become someone in this biz, let me know...

well, you lost this piss round.. first man out loses.. or didn't you get the memo???

i know my history, yo ... lived and breathed it. You know it. Serge put $$$ in my pocket just being in the right place at the right time and being trustworthy as well as a cowboy. you did too in a different era if i'm not mistaken :winkwink:

No cock pic necessary unless it's a 2010 version featuring the Rusky Hammer updated too lol :error

I put lots of money in many pockets.. too late for the cock pic

I was the son that serge and joee never had

I said NOT NECESSARY :error:error:error

LMFAO

I never will, bud. So dont hold your breath. Truth is, I would never want to be. If this was my big accomplishment in life, then I would be a total failure. Its only fucking porn which means only fucking money and I would really hate to go to my grave as a guy who could only do porn or move traffic. That would be worse than purgatory. But if it is all you can do in life, then make the best of it. Like Woody Allen said, Whatever works.

Didn't serge and lens piss hard on this board back in 01?

so please tell us how you made your zillions.. or is that going to happen after highschool??

and for the record, outside of gun running, porn is the easiest way to make the most amount of money with the least amount of effort.

Who said I made zillions.....I never did make zillions. How about you,kid. You rich?

In his case, I think he meant GAY PORN. Not that there is anything wrong with that.. .

serge pissed wherever it would land

Exactly my point. Damn.

I didnt know perv did gay porn.

eh, i was at one point.. but the lawyers took a lot of it.. now I make a living.. a very comfortable and happy one..

ok, so tell us where you made your thousands...

No need to validate who you are, however you KNOW you've always been a-ok in my book - and besides the moped story i would never say you're a loser ... (btw-I don't really remember the moped story ... only that it bothered you lol) and as far as friends go ... friends and family is all that really matters when it comes down to it ... and you got both, brotha! :thumbsup

no gay porn but you might find some scenes of me floating out there.. and you know it's me ;-)))

guess I'll never be president..... of america!

Damn lawyers....just finished a two year legal battle. I hope you kept some. I made my money in the entertainment business....still do, I guess.

IT'S NOT A FUCKING MOPED, IT'S A VEPSA!!!

wtf, how many times do I have to say that


i love ya.. but dont ever fucking call a vespa a moped.. a moped has peddles and can't do 70mp (at least I hope not)

He was definitely gay, the porn is just an assumption.

so perv, are you gay? not that there is anything wrong with it. Just want to know who I have been pissing with and you do drive a vespa

wicked gay.... so gay i'm letting chicks coming from the USA have more of my cock.

Cool. Some of my best friends are gay.....lol. I just wanted to know, thats all.

nah, im not a fag, and many ppl on this bored know my ex's and dwerk has kissed 2 of them, and if anyone is queer it's him.

if i was gay would you date me?? is that why you are asking?? I've never had a guy suck my cock, but if for you I'll make an exception.

ahahahahahahha

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NOW i remember ... Vespa = moped, that's RIGHT!!!!!!!!

:winkwink:

some of my friends are trannys, but I'm not one... you like trannys? I can hook you up if you visit...

just take their pictures. I could use some tranny content. I just dont wanna shoot it myself.

The reference was to Woody Allen.

When asked if he thought sex was dirty, Woody Allen famously quipped, ?Yes, if it's done right!?

Ok, changed my mind ... best thread of the day ... even with unasked for flaming cock pic!

the flaming cock pic is certainly gay.

only with the close one.. i dont shoot tranny or gay.. not my thing so I wouldn't be able to do it justice..

so you do work in porn?? is that what you are now claiming or are you a trusty who dapples in porn in hopes to get laid? (and I've def fucked more porn chicks (for free) than you)

you have no idea how many girls want to see a tattooed cock.. best part is, you tell them, if you want to see it you have to take it out.

how many chicks have asked to see your cock???

But I bet I have fucked way more real chicks that have never charged anyone, than you have. Fucking a ton of porn babes is nothing to crow about. It takes zero skill.

maybe you are more used to hear this-

"it looks like a cock only smaller"

:error

Only if you like it.

Otherwise, only unwarranted

Oops.....8th grade alert.

so says the guy who hasn't fucked porn chicks....

actually, takes more skill than you think. you think a mailman take a walk on his day off??

and maybe you have fucked more. but i've fucked more chicks that guys have beat off too and paid way too much to fuck....

8th grade is challenging you to a fight, lol... have i done that??

and i only paid 1 porn chick to fuck me and only b/c her friend said she would never fuck me

I assume that was your senior year.

Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?