Its always been my experience that the most vocal customers never join. Thanks for the confirmation.

shit, jail in l.a. county was easy.. but I was also elected to be the wood rep in both of my dorms and we played pinochle.

nope sorry to let you down, but I'm not into guys...

i want to join, I REALLY REALLY DO!!! plzzzzzzz plzzzzz plzzzzzz

will you accept pix of my cock?

Thats not what the boys in Palermo say

oh yeah? you talk to the taxi boys a lot??? do tell!

fyi, I'm gonna go have a smoke, if you want to leave, I'll be here manana.

Dumb thread ... yet mildly entertaining.

LOL @ Swatch watch

what happened??? did you mom yell at you for staying up past your bed time??

if you want I could go into detail about how I blacked out in each country I have been to.
belgium was the worst and mykonos was difficult b/c everything looked the same

i sold all my swatchs on ebay.. well most of them.. made a lot of people happy

That is something to be proud of. Personally I think it would be humiliating blacking out in one country

you're proud of an 8k watch, I'm proud of blacking out.. to each their own.

Well, maybe blacking out in Belgium would be ok, because it is just so damn boring.

in belgium it was.. that was the first and only time i woke up to find out I shit the bed, lol....

I am not proud of an eight k watch. That is only one of my watches anyway. I was kind of feeling humble because it was not twenty k like you thought.]

too much information

well, you talked the talk, i thought you walked the walk

I do walk and have walked and will walk the walk. I just got mildly bored of travelling. This year I am only travelling locally except for Scotland, England, France and Spain.

oh come on!! i thought you're here for game


in prague when I was there working, it was expect to get blacked out drunk and piss and puke in the streets.. i made the mistake my 2nd night there of puking in the bathroom, they all wanted to watch me.

ohhhh.. so that explains it, you're a pasty white 5 foot nothing euro with bad teeth... now i see where the anger is coming from

hey, here is a hint, all you need to do is shower 1x a day and use deodorant.. works WONDERS!

oh, and brushing your teeth helps too

They learned that from the fucking moron Russians. The smart guys dont pass out

You need to start reading my posts more carefully. You have fucked up again.

blacking out and passing out are 2 different things.. anyone on the board who has seen me in vegas knows I don't pass out easy

Apparently you do. But this does explain your shortage of brain cells.

you're right.. the wine is getting to me...

so where do you hail from? and don't say your mom's cunt.. I used that in 8th grade

Somewhere north of where you are gringo.

apparently i don't and I kill the weak brain cells to make room for the stronger ones

http://www.brainlightning.com/regen.html

well shit, thats most of the world

I was listening to this earlier on iTunes shuffle and thinking about the first time I heard this in your car by American Hardcore and you gave me the CD with it and a bunch of other tracks. Timely LOL



Nah, you save it for the next time you're stateside :winkwink:

I just poured a Jack and coke ... back to pissing, yo!

Ya know, Perv, its been fun, but I gotta go get some sleep. I have a ten mile walk up a mountain tomorrow and I want to be rested.

blow blow blow, rocks, rocks, weed, weed.

not really

my dick is super sized, your dick looks like a little fry ;-)))))

(not yours jstyles, but you know what I mean;-)))

what, one of those skinny belgian fries

actually, yes, the majority of ppl in the world live above the equator.


thanks for playing in my first real gfy piss..serge would be so proud.. im gonna send him this thread

:1orglaugh

why does this not surprise me.

nope, good 'ole american steak fries

b/c you know serge and you are a baller??

wait, do you know serge?? he is the best pisser of all time...

I gotta say, it has been fun perv.....

and he has seen the world from a tour bus.

you give up too easy.. i just opened a bottle of wine!

not when I was showing him the city last week when he was here.

4 r34lz


haha, you know it

Why dont you wake up Serge and continue with him. Sharpen your chops with obscure Russian humour and bad english. Problem is, the material will all be old and predictable. You can count on that. Oh and learn the art of google and cut and paste.

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

he's in patagonia right now. fucker goes to bed too early for me.. was a bitch having to meet him at his hotel at 10am

and yet he was still one of the first cowboys in this wild west... gotta respect your elders..

oh, just post cocks pic and kill thread why dontchya?

you should learn the art of deez