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AmeliaG 12-30-2009 01:09 AM

People who haven't lived in Georgia just don't know. The year and a half I lived there was the longest year and a half of my life. That place was just always ridiculous problem of the day, where you just get used to the most appalling stuff you'd never put up with anywhere more civilized.

Much sympathy and best wishes to you for 2010.

xxxjay 12-30-2009 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 16694149)
People who haven't lived in Georgia just don't know. The year and a half I lived there was the longest year and a half of my life. That place was just always ridiculous problem of the day, where you just get used to the most appalling stuff you'd never put up with anywhere more civilized.

You are exactly right about that.

:thumbsup

Naechy 12-30-2009 01:29 PM

Every right

Supz 12-30-2009 03:12 PM

great story, your grammar is terrible.

american pervert 12-30-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 16694149)
People who haven't lived in Georgia just don't know. The year and a half I lived there was the longest year and a half of my life. That place was just always ridiculous problem of the day, where you just get used to the most appalling stuff you'd never put up with anywhere more civilized.

Much sympathy and best wishes to you for 2010.

shit, going there for a week was enough for me...

at least they host freaknik anymore

cambaby 12-30-2009 03:57 PM

Anarchy is as anarchy does

american pervert 12-30-2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16695789)
shit, going there for a week was enough for me...

at least they host freaknik anymore

i ment don't host

V_RocKs 12-30-2009 04:08 PM

Still reading, but I am sorry about banging your old lady while you were in the joint. What can I say, I liked her tits!

starpimps 12-30-2009 04:46 PM

cool story jay. all the shit aside, at least you can say you've had an enjoyable life up to this point.

xxxjay 12-30-2009 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 16695673)
great story, your grammar is terrible.

Just the fact that this has made it onto the 3rd page without a comment like that means it couldn't be that bad.

:1orglaugh

xxxjay 01-01-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 16695872)
Still reading, but I am sorry about banging your old lady while you were in the joint. What can I say, I liked her tits!

Haha....just saw this.

xxxjay 01-02-2010 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sexuallyhealed (Post 16690824)
drugs are bad ok

"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

Waddymelon 01-02-2010 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16701683)
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

You do realize that you just quoted a guy from Georgia?

datatank 01-02-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16701683)
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

Did you spend NYE sober?

MaDalton 01-02-2010 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16701683)
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

and what about penalties against selling of drugs?

xxxjay 01-02-2010 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16701689)
You do realize that you just quoted a guy from Georgia?

Yes, he was even a lame president. At least he gets one thing right.

xxxjay 01-02-2010 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank (Post 16701969)
Did you spend NYE sober?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...68&id=17817339

How much drugs do I look like I am on now?

xxxjay 01-02-2010 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16701975)
and what about penalties against selling of drugs?

Who got caught selling drugs?

seeandsee 01-02-2010 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16687162)
I haven't talked about a lot of what has happened to me, it feels good to just let it out:
http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2009...life%E2%80%A6/

It is probably the best blog I ever wrote.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Cyber Fucker 01-02-2010 01:39 PM

I will bookmark it and I will read it leter! :glugglug

fatfoo 01-02-2010 01:57 PM

So, as I understand it having a criminal record with jailtime does not prevent a person from owning and running a business or corporation of some kind.

MaDalton 01-02-2010 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16702414)
Who got caught selling drugs?

just a general question...

xxxjay 01-04-2010 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16702506)
So, as I understand it having a criminal record with jailtime does not prevent a person from owning and running a business or corporation of some kind.

No, though with some businesses, it should.

:2 cents:

webgurl 01-04-2010 02:21 PM

I have a question , what is the most you ever spent on something
that is totally useless/ waste of money ?

xxxjay 01-04-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 16707878)
I have a question , what is the most you ever spent on something
that is totally useless/ waste of money ?

13 years playing in Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles.

www.dickdelicious.com

BradM 01-04-2010 03:23 PM

I was going to read it but then I realized you're just become an angry dick on gfy and probably your life - so I am just assuming it was just as pathetic and am not going to waste my time.

GRATS BRO. Or something.

Ripper - RiotDesign 01-04-2010 03:42 PM

You should write a book

stoner529 01-04-2010 04:18 PM

Most cops are fucked up i think. Except for the ones that caught the hahahahahaha that stole my truck after he held me up at gun point and took my wallet and phone. btw that jigaboo that i identified in a line claims he bought my truck loaded with tools from some guy for 400 bucks.

Back to the story at hand. you didnt beat the system jay. the system bent you over and fucked you up the ass without vasoline. You have huge balls for defying the system and moving to Ca. Maybe you need to do a documentary on tb and jail, to find out how many people have it in the jail you were at. you would think the guards would get it if that were the case.

I hate georgia highway patrol. they try and get so many tourists comming out of florida on i95. The sit right in between mile marker 2 and 3 in both directions. if you are going faster then like 75 they will ticket you. I think the speed limit in that section is 65. where in florida it was just 70. At least i already know they sit there. I remember comming home from charlote close to that area and a dude flew by me at a 100. I told the wife i would be surprised if he gets pulled over. about 1 minute later he was on the side of the road getting a ticket. suckerrrrrr. I havent had the pleasure of going to jail yet, but i did get shoved by a police officer and pushed against my car. I asked for a lawyer immediatly and he let go. His buddy was standing there the whole time waiting for my 135 lbs 6' skinny frame to swing against the 6' 215 lbs officer. I opted out of that one. I called a lawyer and they said just not to worry about it because i wasnt hurt and they would put me on a list and harass me for the rest of my life.

HERE'S TO YOU "MR. I JUST GOT 10 YEARS PROBATION FOR SOME WEED GUY" I too completely understand the drinking. I am also a socialy inept fool at gatherings. I still don't drink though. The thought of dui just dosn't sound fun, especially from people that i know that have one already.

xxxjay 01-04-2010 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16708312)
I was going to read it but then I realized you're just become an angry dick on gfy and probably your life - so I am just assuming it was just as pathetic and am not going to waste my time.

GRATS BRO. Or something.

English?

CarlosTheGaucho 01-05-2010 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16708294)
13 years playing in Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles.

www.dickdelicious.com

You should still someday come for a a VIP Eastern world tour.

Yet since me and many others are turning sober now, I'll better wait till I'm healthy enough for wasting myself again.

Haven't touched a drink for 33 days now..

xsabn 01-05-2010 09:13 AM

nice story ....

Bossman 01-05-2010 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 16710664)
Haven't touched a drink for 33 days now..

Congrats... soon you might be as healthy as The Humping Jogger :winkwink:



That video made my day - thanks xxxjay :thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 01-05-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bossman (Post 16711852)
Congrats... soon you might be as healthy as The Humping Jogger :winkwink:

That video made my day - thanks xxxjay :thumbsup

LOL

Could work as a cool screensaver

RyuLion 01-05-2010 03:00 PM

I want to bite your ass!

xxxjay 02-27-2010 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bossman (Post 16711852)
Congrats... soon you might be as healthy as The Humping Jogger :winkwink:



That video made my day - thanks xxxjay :thumbsup

Haha....it's a classic. I finally learned if you hold the camera sideways you get the wide video. I'm an idiot.


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